Stupid things we say while playing ssbm

[DtJ Jungle]

hahah same. sometimes ive really dumb things

like syaing you are able to cnacel falcos dair

 

[keeper]

My friend and I used to have a dialogue like this before either of us could do any techs and didn't know there were frames where you weren't invincible during dodges:
person1: "WHAT"
person2: "..."
1: "I ****ING ROLLED!"
2: "AND I LOL'D! ;D"

 

[Skrah]

^ Haha me too, but with shields. I didn´t know that there were shield stabs, so I would say "What the f***! I ****ing shielded!

Also when using Cpt. Falcon and doing the raptor boost, my and a friend always say "ZOOM".

And I swear too much.

 

[keeper]

^ Haha me too, but with shields. I didn´t know that there were shield stabs, so I would say "What the f***! I ****ing shielded!

Also when using Cpt. Falcon and doing the raptor boost, my and a friend always say "ZOOM".

And I swear too much.

Yeah. I used to use Ness and shield poke my friend's Samus with PK Thunder and then juggle him. I was totally awesome. >_>

I swear a lot too. I really should just shut up while playing, but I think out loud during video games. ;-;

 

[streetracr77]

I swear a tad too much when I mess up the very end of an awesome combo.

 

[arch knight]

i always say "way to roll into that one moron" everytime i get KOed while dodging or rolling

 

[philbobjoe]

My friend always says "Here I come!" whenever he uses Luigi's side-b.

 

[DarkISDA]

My friend says a lot of : That was SO RANDOM! Like someone do a front smash and hit him, he's like OMG RANDOM FSMASH! It's so funny cuz after we're like I'M DOING A RANDOM FSMASH! *hits*

 

[Miggz]

L2 = "Learn to."

So we say stuff like

"L2 edge guard."

"L2 play."

"L2 win."

ect...

 

[HT F8]

"Peace." -after grabbing a spacie with Jiggs, preparing for Uthrow Rest kill.

"EEEEEK!" -after doing something silly like whiffing on my Pound and getting Fsmashed, missing Samus' beam sweetspot and flipping up into Falco's dair, or being edgehogged badly.

"FORWARD B AS AN ATTACK YEAH!!!" -after hitting someone with an Illusion... either accidental, or off a ledge drop->walljump->forward B for getting back onto the stage.

"Who's that pro?" -after doing something ridiculously noobish, i.e. accidental standing lasers with Falco, suiciding with Falcon/Spacies, Fsmash spam with Marf, etc.

"WINDMILL!" -after 2 or more successful Dash Attacks with Samus, refrencing the Windmill of Fury.

"GIMPYFISH COMBO!" -Boozer Fsmash, of course. ^_^

"MINDGAMES!" -self explanitory, silly or serious.

and

"MIND READ!" -after predicting something to get a potential kill, i.e. ledgeroll.

Our smashfests are ****ing epic.

 

[Eddie G]

~KBizzle

If I'm playing with friends, I'll make a screeching yell when I know I'm about to get KOed. It's so hilarious to hear. XD​

~Midwest Represent!​

 

[Endless Nightmares]

"We just got a real match!"

"This is how it starts!"

"Where you at!"

usually at the most pointless times

 

[Da Shuffla]

"Are you serious?!" "That's game!" - I usually only talk in teams.

 

[Miggz]

"I can't afford to get tech-chased on Thursdays..."

I love that one. lol

 

[DRKTOONLNK]

Haha I say this all the time, as does my friend

"Ah no! I thought I had a jump!!"

haha that and I remember my little brother used to say this when I played as kirby like five years ago

"No sucking me in 'till wednsday"

which really doesn't make sense but was little

 

[:mad:]

When sweetspoting a knee, I always mistake that for a brief orgasm.

 

[Red the Ghost]

Haha, nice ancient thread, MR.

 

[Nocturnalist]

my fav of all time................"GET *****"

me"but you just edge guaded"
friend...".............GET *****" ***WAVES HAND IN FRON OF FACE**><

 

[ranmaru]

Ah Wheres My Jump. D:<

 

[Miggz]

Ah Wheres My Jump. D:<

I use to always say that one.

Cause before, I couldn't even see when my second jump was taken.

^^;

 

[abit_rusty]

The regular ones are "MINDGAMEZ!", "omg no jump!?" , "learn2play" (may substitute 'play' with any other aspect of the game)

More recently, in doubles, it's all been a giant wombo combo spoof...

"that ain't falco!"
"that's IS falco!"
"happy feet/wombo combo!"

 

[Nocturnalist]

The regular ones are "MINDGAMEZ!", "omg no jump!?" , "learn2play" (may substitute 'play' with any other aspect of the game)

More recently, in doubles, it's all been a giant wombo combo spoof...

"that ain't falco!"
"that's IS falco!"
"happy feet/wombo combo!"

lol silly falco

 

[Rain(ame)]

Seriously..this revolves MOSTLY around like 5 people, xD.

"You just...you just got upsmashed" Yeah...I do it when we're just messing around

"I'm the one that just got Wombo Comboed!!"- two of my friends

"Would you like some....KNEE!?" -two of my friends

"The Ganon is not pleased"- One of my friends (he has plenty of statements involving "The Ganon"

"Invisible Car..." Same friend

"Cheats!!" A diferent friend

"HA!! YOU'RE NANA IS DEAD!!!" Same friend that came up with the Knee situation

"Dude...don't try that...it doesn't work"- Me

"Bye"- Me..and I'm 99.9% correct every time I say that

"Shoot, that's game"- I'm only about 80% correct 'cuz then my friends do some stupid crap and I end up winning.

"Noooo, that doesn't work"- Me again, xD. Usually when people run into STUPID stuff from my one friend

"Look that that Pro DI!!" Shakugan started it...and I followed suit, xD

"Nice DI"- Me

"Why did you do that?" Reik

"NO, NO...that's GAY!!!" My one friend with "The Ganon" and Shakugan

"Shoot...THAT didn't work out like was supposed to" Same "Ganon" guy

"Why do you keep CCing my Dsmashes?" Me

"OH MY GOD...STOP CCing!!!" Me again

"I promise I won't use my Peach" Me again, xD

"I hate your Sheik" My "Ganon" friend

"*unmanly scream*" A friend

Why do you keep trying that!?" Me -_-



There's....a lot more, xD.

 

[ranmaru]

I use to always say that one.

Cause before, I couldn't even see when my second jump was taken.

^^;

Haha yeah I only say that when I jumped and didn't notice that it was taken. D:<

Also I have said Invisible Car many times as well. xD

 

[pMos]

whenever something weird or unexplainable happens, or if something is just really lame during the game, we just say


What the BRAWL?!?!

 

[metashinryu]

well everytime i get a pikachu player offscreen i shout PIKA PIKAAA XD *the guys head explodes*

 

[NOHK]

whenever something weird or unexplainable happens, or if something is just really lame during the game, we just say


What the BRAWL?!?!

hahaha hilarious, may have to steal this one.



My Sayings are for the most part:

"How does that even happen?"
"Get ***** son"
"**** shorty, lemme get dat butt"
"No one can fack with the yoshi egg"
"yo, i swear i seen you put a code in. cheater." - roommate

 

[ICEDTEA1325]

when ever me or my friends are coming back to the stage we say/scream "Make Some Room!"

 

[Miggz]

"What the Brawl?!"

Cute.

Lol

 

[Tee ay eye]

When sweetspoting a knee, I always mistake that for a brief orgasm.

That's not a mistake.

 

[K64]

"What the Brawl?!"

Cute.

Lol

XD Me and my brother usually have bombfests from time-to-time. At that time Bomb-ombs are considered as Crack-co-pot cuz like drugs it'll destroy you in a twinkling at high %s.

 

[G~low]

Aside from weird groans and screams,
"Peace Out!" - suicide
Yelling "stop" in a weird tone, whilst being combo'd.
When something strange happens "whuuuut"
"Got em' coach" - a kill

Too many to think of

 

[Sobchak]

Something along the lines of "This game is ****ing gay... I'm gonna go practice." I say that a lot.

 

[MisterZ]

me and my friends have over time adopted this really low pitch drag queen like voice that we use with little to no verbs while grunting at each other during a match. for example

"HE DEAD!"

"YOU SCARED?
... YEA YOU SCARED!!"

also we throw in a little

"gay"

"omg wtf gay"

and the classic

"I AIRDODGED"

and

"I SHIELDED!
.. you clearly saw my shield"


mostly we **** talk and complain the whole time. meanwhile never actually being angry or anything at each other... smash is a strange social phenomonon

oh also we pause taunt each other when we do something outrageously awesome or outrageously gay (like ledgehogging someone when they accidentally fall of the stage)

 

[demodemo]

yeah i say stuff like, wow, that was so brawl, or like stop playing so brawl, when my friends are pussys and not finishing their combos

but just normally we all say different ****

i say stuff like

"ohh...that sucks"
"i'm so sorry"
"lol that was a mistake"
"aaaaaw ****, sucks to be you right now"

now that i think about it its not as silly as some of the stuff you guys say lo

 

[teeman92]

"I HIT YOOOUU!!" (after a phantom hit)

"lazring..."

"is there a point of playing you if i cant win one match?"

"hah, a yoshi!" (after a kill with yoshi)

"i guess i should be thankful"

*fake whiny tone* "waaah, stop it"

" why cant you get comboed?"

" WTF's a 'WAARRGH'(foxs death cry) anyway? some kinda drink?"

"chipped" (after htting someone with samus's up-b)

"coined"(after hitting someone with marios up-b)

"ALL punks in this neighborhood bow down to my falco"

"aww come on, howd you hit me?!"

"SO many fliping MISTAKES!!!"

"Get away from my bird"

 

[Miggz]

Aside from weird groans and screams,
"Peace Out!" - suicide
Yelling "stop" in a weird tone, whilst being combo'd.
When something strange happens "whuuuut"
"Got em' coach" - a kill

Too many to think of

"Got em' coach" - a kill

ROFLMAO!!

Too funny!

 

[Rain(ame)]

I almost forgot one...thanks to Reno we say this.


"SHORYUKEN!!!" When we get Luigi's up-b off.
"I'm seriously just trying to do this one thing" That speaks for itself, xD.

 

[Red the Ghost]

A few random inside jokes spawned from playing Melee with friends of mine.

"Isai can't miss like we can"
Back when Spoon and I were horrible with Falcon

"Ask him a question"
Ask Jigglypuff a question! (note: no actual interrogating occurs)
I think that one was either completely random or came from the fact that Jigglypuff's eyes are always open in her reflection in FoD even after rest is used, etc

"That was not a shine!"
Shout this whenever you use the wrong B move, whether you're playing spacies or not. Derived from lolzy Fox suicides.

 

[PolMex23]

Since I play falcon an Fl is loud its all a bunch of

"YES!!!!" or "HUUURRRAAAHHHHH"..

GEEERRRAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"

Or Harriets "JYES!!"

A new one is...

"I ****IN LOVE BABIES!!!!!!!"

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