Robocop Johns Thread @ Ryan: Edit First Post in Advanced

[Zxv]

As title instructs.

Post johns below. Trashtalking welcomed and encouraged.

Richard, eat your heart out.

Brawl:

I would've had a much more even last match against Shaya if I picked ZSS like I originally planned.
Then would've had a nice set against Attila... Not sure how I would face against his Snake, really. Would've been very interesting to play... Would've had a decent chance of winning if I took the first match, too (assuming versing his Falco with ZSS is a guaranteed loss, that is).
Then would've had my rematch with Corpse, which I was greatly looking forward to. Doubt I would've won tbh, but still would've been nice.

Melee:

No johns. Dekar and Syke are legit. Happy with my placement.

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

 

[Fuzz]

Noice
thats all i got

 

[Splice]

MELEE:-Should-have-used-GaW-against-scrubs.-It-is-my-favourite-GaW-MU,-yet-i-stuck-to-jiggs-who-i-have-a-bad-record-with-against-Peaches

BRAWL:against-shaya-frigate-flipped-whilst-i-was-doing-something-precise-that-WOULD-have-won-the-match. I-was-winning-ver-comfortably-the-whole-time,however-i-deserve-to-lose-because-I-took-my-CP's-favoritism-towards-me-for-granted. But-I-don't-think-Shaya-really-deserved-the-win,but-I-don't-mind... I-would-have-been-happy-with-the-outcome...-except-if-i-won-i'd-have-played-Tibs.Diddy-is-the-MU-that-I-researched-the-most-in-preparation-for-RC; about-75%-of-my-preparation-was-just-for-Diddy. Im-confident-I-could-have-acheived-5th.

Crews: Choke Hard

I-apologize-for-lack-of-a-spacebar.

 

[Hater]

3 hours sleep and mild gastro !

 

[xXArrowXx]

not enough money to come johns.

 

[toki]

Book of Johns.

 

[Zero]

vs. Nicks: SAKURAI DURING THE LAST STOCK FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

vs. Liam: that set was legit gj

 

[MTGod]

BRAWL

1) I would've progressed through to bracket had my pool not have gotten changed.
2) I would have been seeded had I been previously power ranked like I should have (which I proved immediately when I came back ).
3) Lack of Pit Matchup experience (<3 you Jei )
4) I would have beaten Tibs had I played better than he did for those matches

MELEE

1) I would have done better if Perth played Melee

 

[C~Dog]

I got USA'd.

 

[TakFR]

Pleased with my melee results/matches, no johns =)

 

[Leisha]

Im not good at this game =(

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

Melee: M2K

crews - we wanted to vs Melb not N.S.W.. who wants to see that garbage?

 

[dean.]

you're all better than me.

 

[Attila_]

I need to learn the wario and m2k mus...

 

[CAOTIC]

Melee: M2K

crews - we wanted to vs Melb not N.S.W.. who wants to see that garbage?

We offered, you all fell alseep. The real john is AFL exhaustion

 

[S.D]

Vic and QLD just sent out their best warriors and spared thousands of lives, just like in the days of yore.

Johns

Melee: Forgot to pick a better character

Brawl: Didn't give a ****

 

[Redact]

the major that qld and melb have a crew battle is year that... well probably next year hey rofl

 

[CAOTIC]

Also in case anyone forgot, Kas and I did the VIC vs QLD crew battle and I won with 1 stock <3 FDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Rad]

If Vermy had any faith in Pokemon Trainer I would have taken it away in pools. I swear.

 

[Scabe]

I didn't feel in the mood. Even when the netball girls were in our Hotel I still felt nothing.

 

[Richard7]

I so lost all of my matches because of something like 36 hours of no sleep and I definitely lost my doubles matches because music was on all setups.

 

[Nova]

Sleep johns.
And I just wasn't well and wasn't hyped.

 

[toki]

I didn't feel in the mood. Even when the netball girls were in our Hotel I still felt nothing.

Because you were too busy pwning me with Link

 

[tibs7]

m2k is my john for both games

 

[luke_atyeo]

I would have beaten Tibs had I played better than he did for those matches

I vote this for dumbest john of the thread.
who can top it?

 

[M]

90% certain that was an intentional joke luke. =P

 

[luke_atyeo]

I could believe that ricky, except he comes from perth.

 

[Silfa]

I vote this for dumbest john of the thread.
who can top it?

I vote this for dumbest post of the thread.

 

[C~Dog]

You have my vote Jon.

 

[Hater]

Ya see Luke thinks all of perth are like mic
Fortunately after meeting you guys i still don't think all of east are like Luke ^^

 

[oldmanondorf_]

spent all week drinking not playing smash like everyone else

 

[toki]

Perth people are just tall. They probs didnt even notice me when i was infront of them.

 

[Hater]

I remember you scabe !

 

[Darkwing SykeDuk]

*Kas here:

I have no johns, I'm just ****, rororor.
Can't believe I lost to a DK in Brawl in pools, I am unhappy... =/
And bad.

Not sad that I lost to CAO, I don't mind losing to you. <3

No johns.
Everyone had the same problems as everyone else. =]
It was all even except for M2K.

 

[Redact]

I would have beaten Tibs had I played better than he did for those matches

well i would have beat m2k if i played better than him for those matches

jesus perth

 

[Melancholy]

I got pool *****. Especially in Melee.

Also I am really bad at smash.

 

[Nixernator]

I would've placed so much higher if I went. I swear.

 

[Zxv]

Needs more

 

[Attila_]

i ain't got no salt. i still can't beat ted. although i felt much better in the last two games than i have against him ever before. i'm getting there; no johns.

but I'd be happy to start up with perth again <3

 

[MTGod]

Rabble rabble rabble

90% certain that was an intentional joke luke. =P

Congratulations, you're 90% more correct than Luke and Redact