Robocop Johns Thread @ Ryan: Edit First Post in Advanced

[Redact]

god dammit perth

 

[luke_atyeo]

hey attila, I can beat ted

(sometimes...)


perth the worst

 

[Attila_]

Therefore:

Luke > Attila > Corpse

:O

 

[Zero]

But I beat Luke (once on a lucky day)

Zero > Luke >Attila > Corpse

time for the paradox!

 

[C~Dog]

But you're better than Corpse as well, so it all works out.

 

[dean.]

Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse?

 

[Attila_]

this thread finally turned amazing.

 

[xXArrowXx]

why does samus have to be careful when transforming to zero suit samus. because people will pikachu

 

[Zero]

Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse

So now we have established how to beat Corpse.

 

[Silfa]

*Kas here:

I have no johns, I'm just ****, rororor.
Can't believe I lost to a DK in Brawl in pools, I am unhappy... =/
And bad.

Not sad that I lost to CAO, I don't mind losing to you. <3

No johns.
Everyone had the same problems as everyone else. =]
It was all even except for M2K.

DK too beast.

 

[C~Dog]

Robocop Jon ^^^

 

[ViVa]

My john is that I'm bad and should get less bad.

iunno

 

[Corpsecreate]

Player without controller > Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse

 

[Aussierob123]

Corpse > Player without controller > Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse

Corpse beats Corpse? O.o

 

[dean.]

Player without controller > Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse

Which is true if we consider CPU > EA > Toby, who is > Gords etc etc...... > Corpse.

 

[CAOTIC]

ILAG's Wolf > Player without controller > Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse

 

[Attila_]

Cao just made the thread more amazing.

 

[C~Dog]

Lvl 9 Ness > ILAG's Wolf > Player without controller > Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse

 

[luke_atyeo]

the **** in the cistern > ILAG's wolf > Player without controller > Player with controller > Gords > Zero > Luke > Attila > Corpse > perth


lol perth the worst

also can someone explain to me why a player without a controller can beat a player with a controller?
are you ****ing ******** corpse?

 

[C~Dog]

also can someone explain to me why a player without a controller can beat a player with a controller?
are you ****ing ******** corpse?

I thought that I well, I figured I must be missing out of some injoke so I didn't say anything.

 

[Corpsecreate]

also can someone explain to me why a player without a controller can beat a player with a controller?

Because playing with a wii remote is better than with a GC controller.

edit: fixed a typo.

 

[luke_atyeo]

so the point you are making is that you are a massive loser and 99% of the world is better then you?

 

[Vyse]

 

[Nova]

Most legit john ever.

 

[luke_atyeo]

last doctor certificate I got said the same

 

[MTGod]

Wow, that medical condition...

RE: Sam's comment about player without controller, I assumed he meant the Wiimote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65oVqb8LzJ0

 

[luke_atyeo]

well mtgod, if you had actually taken the time to read his last post, he didnt mean that at all.
not sure why you still then posted that other then your from perth and its expected of you.
well anyways, thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life.

 

[Silfa]

Why the mtgod hate?

 

[Corpsecreate]

well mtgod, if you had actually taken the time to read his last post, he didnt mean that at all.

Pretty sure my post says that thats exactly what I meant.

 

[Zero]

So we have a new logic bomb.

Ted > Australia

Corpse > Ted > Australia

Zero > Corpse > Ted > Australia

Gords > Zero > Corpse > Ted > Australia

Everyone > Gords > Zero > Corpse > Ted > Australia

Everyone > Australia

why are we so ****?!

 

[Corpsecreate]

Hmm.. Everyone include Australia so...

Australia + Everyone Else > Australia

So confused.

 

[Zero]

Which means

Everyone else > 0

???

 

[Corpsecreate]

I guess so. Hmm where does that leave us now.

 

[Redact]

everyone > zero

u suck **** andy

 

[MTGod]

well anyways, thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life.

No prob Luke, just returning the favour

 

[Zero]

everyone > zero

u suck **** andy

i thought you'd never tell...

 

[Attila_]

I'm lost. I think it's in everyone's best interest to start again. So...

Attila > corpse

Lololol

 

[Zxv]

Scabe > Attila > Corpse

 

[Zero]

Scabe > Shaya > Attila > Corpse

 

[Aussierob123]

This joke is dead > corpse.