lol, also samus blows.
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ihavespaceblondes
Smash Master
nah he sucks
I should know I play him and I'm the best samus player in my neighborhood
Who the **** are you?
<3 IHSB
<3 IHSB
Vts
Smash Champion
well ur neighborhood is like what 3 smashers lol
and best in ur state is like what 5 smashers lol
<3 and samus is a man i swear
sheik should be top for being a terrorist and falcon should be tied since he fights terrorists
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Samus has a very good D-smash. Therefore she is a woman.
Show your work.
Peach is a woman because she has tig ole bitties.
Peach has a very good D-Smash.
Zelda is a woman because she is a princess and wears both a dress and tiara (note that just tiara isn't enough due to the Marth example)
Zelda has a very good D-Smash.
Sheik is a woman because Zelda is a woman and press down b can't grow a pair of balls and a *****.
Sheik has a very good D-Smash.
Three points define a plane, so we have established that only women exist in the very good D-Smash plane.
Samus has a good dsmash and therefor must exist in that plane.
Q.E.D. get *****.
Peach has a very good D-Smash.
Zelda is a woman because she is a princess and wears both a dress and tiara (note that just tiara isn't enough due to the Marth example)
Zelda has a very good D-Smash.
Sheik is a woman because Zelda is a woman and press down b can't grow a pair of balls and a *****.
Sheik has a very good D-Smash.
Three points define a plane, so we have established that only women exist in the very good D-Smash plane.
Samus has a good dsmash and therefor must exist in that plane.
Q.E.D. get *****.
Proverbs
Smash Lord
If a good downsmash makes someone a woman, then this shows once and for all that men are superior to women:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FAQ9I7tO6Q
lolsexism ;D
****. That was impressive Mogwai.
Rain(ame)
Smash Champion
But, but, but, Doc has a good Dsmash. O.o does that make him a woman as well?
I think it's, if you're a woman, you have a good dsmash, but not the inverse.
no, doc's totally a woman
nothing in my proof actually holds any water, tis a joke, you see?
ooo HA HA I get it!
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Wait, you mean there are people who are only now figuring out men are superior to women?
DippnDots
Feral Youth
I know right, i assumed it was that way since the dawn of time. *****es aint ****
Binx
Smash Master
Tell that to Sheik and Nana, what now!
Vts
Smash Champion
and falco wait a sec.....yeah and falco :D
handsockpuppet
Smash Lord
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Roy just a red Marth! I HATE THAT ANALYSIS!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!UNO!!!!!!!
but the rest is about right.
Roy is just a red Marf, that guy is spot on in all his analysis. Fox and Falco just fall too **** fast!
choknater
Smash Obsessed
nana has a good dsmash, i can see that
but puff has a bad dsmash
hmmmmmmmmmm
but puff has a bad dsmash
hmmmmmmmmmm
Tero.
Smash Champion
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No Puff dsmash *****.
Ask Falcons.
Puff has no gender.
indie_dave
Smash Ace
nice work taj
Rush4216
Smash Rookie
lol taj's mewtwo that is funny and gimpyfish are u seroius?? 62 points???!?!?!
I'll allow it.
betterthanbonds9
Smash Ace
taj has 278 points, that makes him like 4.48 gimpyfishes
****, i though taj was gonna come back for awhile there
handsockpuppet
Smash Lord
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ah, but gimpy has 11.546 (repeating) times as many posts.taj has 278 points, that makes him like 4.48 gimpyfishes
****, i though taj was gonna come back for awhile there
although Taj probably purposefully put it to 999.
thesage
Smash Hero
Taj's video shows you that there's still some great potential in some low tiers.
I heard this Taj guy is pretty good with Mewtwo.
Geist
Smash Master
Or it just proves how amazing Taj is.
Or maybe both.
JBM falcon08
Smash Master
It's obviously taj enjoying playing a character like mewtwo. His imagination and advancing the technical aspect of the character improves his metagame. Not only that but the challenge of wanting to make the character good/fun drives him to play harder with him probably than the other chars he plays as.
HE invented mewtwo.
Taj is definetly good with marth but in my humble opinion i believe his mewtwo is better for where he lies in the tier list and being creative.
HE invented mewtwo.
Taj is definetly good with marth but in my humble opinion i believe his mewtwo is better for where he lies in the tier list and being creative.
handsockpuppet
Smash Lord
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I used to respect Taj because he played Mewtwo, the worst character in the game. but then I realized two things.
1) Mewtwo isn't the worst character, and really should be out of bottom tier.
2) Taj is really ****ing good at Mewtwo.
so for these reasons, its not so much I respect him for taking a hard character, but I respect his hardcore skillz.
1) Mewtwo isn't the worst character, and really should be out of bottom tier.
2) Taj is really ****ing good at Mewtwo.
so for these reasons, its not so much I respect him for taking a hard character, but I respect his hardcore skillz.
KAOSTAR
the Ascended One
I dont see why more ppl dont play m2. I guess cuz everyones a tourney *** and wants easy kills.
works for mine *****es
its that hustle
stay on the grind
works for mine *****es
its that hustle
stay on the grind
Thank you all for the praise.
I'm flirting with the idea of playing exclusive Mewtwo for GENESIS as it may be my final tournament. It will probably depend on how well I do at Mango Juice 2.
Yay! 1000th post!
Only took me 5 years.
I'm flirting with the idea of playing exclusive Mewtwo for GENESIS as it may be my final tournament. It will probably depend on how well I do at Mango Juice 2.
Yay! 1000th post!
Only took me 5 years.
Pi
Smash Hero
Do what you need to in order to stay in the tourneyThank you all for the praise.
I'm flirting with the idea of playing exclusive Mewtwo for GENESIS as it may be my final tournament. It will probably depend on how well I do at Mango Juice 2.
Yay! 1000th post!
Only took me 5 years.
The higher you place, the better, regardless of who you use
You could place 8th and people would be like 'wtf the mewtwo guy?'
So it doesn't really matter who you use cause you're always gonna be the mewtwo guy
Binx
Smash Master
grats taj really good stuff. Can't wait for yours and Wobble's combo vids!
betterthanbonds9
Smash Ace
....i hope those still exist
they do still exist, right?
right?
they do still exist, right?
right?
there's gonna be a Mango Juice 2?Thank you all for the praise.
I'm flirting with the idea of playing exclusive Mewtwo for GENESIS as it may be my final tournament. It will probably depend on how well I do at Mango Juice 2.
Yay! 1000th post!
Only took me 5 years.
nice
does anyone know if Fumi still plays. I wanna see Fumi vs. Taj
Geist
Smash Master
I think Fumi quit a looooong time ago.
We definetly need a new beast yoshi main though, I miss fumi.
We definetly need a new beast yoshi main though, I miss fumi.
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