Browny
Smash Hater
You know what this all reminds me of...No character ALWAYS loses. Statistically I don't even think that's possible. You don't do anything significant. The character is worthless. There is nothing valuable about the gameplay in terms of entertainment or appreciation of high level play. You can say if it's not broke don't fix it, but LOL nobody's winning significant events or money. So if you're goal is to not win, and annoy people then you have accomplished your job.
Even if you are a good player, which you are it doesn't matter because essentially you throw away all hope you have of achieving anything in this game other than mediocrity and the fandom of your other mediocre/garbage character fanboys.
The character is essentially synonymous with being masochistic. You literally choose to suck at something you spend hours and hours putting hard effort into, with very little hope of relative success in addition to the hate of your peers. It doesn't matter if people don't know how to approach you or not, relatively that makes it more worthless as it shows the self acceptance that the character is a gimmick in itself. I'm not gonna even both looking at the youtube link, it's probably you vs some random mid/high level player with half a name for being good and a poor soul.
Your argument is as worthless as your character.
Like, if I can not play a yoshi main, let alone in bracket for like 2+ years and still beat you solidly with delta coaching you I doubt any amount of salt will make you place better.
When you want to play with the big boys and pick up metaknight, give me a shoutout. Just not on aib, it'll probably crash and I'll never see it.
People who think the world is so simple, and that they are entitled to nice things for no reason other than the fact they exist, and ***** and moan because they cant have them.
Yoshis a bad character, we get it, but what sort of game would you have if it wasnt for the variety of non-viable characters? Deal with what youve ****ing got; a game with 37 characters of various degrees of viability. Youre not some visionary who knows that low tier mains wont place well and id think its insulting to them that you put words in their mouth about how delusional they are. If you want your perfect game where the only characters available are all perfectly viable, then go and create it, and shut the **** up about the masses of people who play characters because they like them. Fact is you arent going to change brawl no matter what you say and you can prove to low tier mains how pointless their efforts are, they made their decision based on a hell of a lot more thought process than a few posts from you, 5 years on.
If they dont place well, who cares?
If they think their character is good, but its actually not, why do you give a ****?
If everyone in this thread subscribes to your way of thinking, that wont make brawl the slightest bit more competitive. Choosing metaknight wont solve anything. Characters being naturally bad forces the players to be more inventive and actually think more. Unless your idea of a perfectly balanced fighting game is pressing up-b when the enemy gets near.
Whilst I agree in the sense that everyone should just choose MK as I've been saying to people for a while, mostly to annoy them, im not going around parading that my way of thinking is the only way of thinking and anyone who disagrees is stupid, which is basically how youre coming across with your hatred of yoshi. people should all choose MK because that way no one would complain about 'imbalance' and the ******** rulesets which either give him massive advantages, or nerf everyone else.
Im probably going all over the place here, but your post really annoyed me. Yoshi, and 36 other characters are playable and if you dont like it, then make your own game. berating them for choosing a low tier main doesnt impress anyone. I seriously dont understand the purpose of your post. All it looks like to me is
"Haha people are so stupid for doing things they want to do"
"If everyone listened to me because im such a genius, brawl would be ultra competitive"
Which of course is pointless because that will NEVER happen. It seems 99.99% of players are capable of knowing low tiers are bad without resorting to similar condescension from you in this thread. Ultimately, you may be 100% right, but it wont change ANYTHING and the only outcome you have achieved is pissing people off. Congrats, you annoyed kids on the internet. surely that was worth your effort.