Orion nope you gotta get out of here. -2 as in ranging from 6:4 to 65:35 yeah that accurately describes MK vs Wario. It's not 55:45 like people used to think. I've seen the MU get consistently worse over time. Remember the days people actually believed Wario went dead even with MK? I used to think that occasionally back in the day too.
MK has too many safe things vs Wario, and from a neutral position Wario has to commit a lot harder than he would like to. Now Wario in the lead is sorta even: Wario at 40% and MK at 70% is very scary for the bat. But getting into scenarios like that isn't very common and is more indicative of player vs player not MK is assumed to be down % wise (if anything you'd expect MK to do more damage and be ahead more, with Wario using fart to catch up).
You have to bait MK, for the most part, to win. There is no character secret to getting past Fair Dtilt or shielding: bite is horrible vs MK but that's for another day. The best you can do honestly is hard SDIing Fairs, trying to PS like a god, or hoping they don't understand how Wario flows from air to ground. Punishing MK's who choose, say rising Dair, as Wario is trying to land. Or the grounded shuttle loops as Wario airdodges in, instead of using it OOS or in situations like that.
The MU is much simpler and easier on the MK side, and frankly as long as you don't get fart molested you solidly win somewhere around 6:4 in all honesty.
look at the +1 vs the +2s mk has on the chart. Wario clearly is in the difficulty of a +1. 6:4 is my ratio for numbers, but as far as +1/2 goes it's more a +1 than a +2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_3Ed-XuiY0
We don't
always lose.
Also, matches take forever because people don't know how to approach us.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
No character ALWAYS loses. Statistically I don't even think that's possible. You don't do anything significant. The character is worthless. There is nothing valuable about the gameplay in terms of entertainment or appreciation of high level play. You can say if it's not broke don't fix it, but LOL nobody's winning significant events or money. So if you're goal is to not win, and annoy people then you have accomplished your job.
Even if you are a good player, which you are it doesn't matter because essentially you throw away all hope you have of achieving anything in this game other than mediocrity and the fandom of your other mediocre/garbage character fanboys.
The character is essentially synonymous with being masochistic. You literally choose to suck at something you spend hours and hours putting hard effort into, with very little hope of relative success in addition to the hate of your peers. It doesn't matter if people don't know how to approach you or not, relatively that makes it more worthless as it shows the self acceptance that the character is a gimmick in itself. I'm not gonna even both looking at the youtube link, it's probably you vs some random mid/high level player with half a name for being good and a poor soul.
Your argument is as worthless as your character.
The salt powers our eggs. >:3 Keep it coming.
Like, if I can not play a yoshi main, let alone in bracket for like 2+ years and still beat you solidly with delta coaching you I doubt any amount of salt will make you place better.
When you want to play with the big boys and pick up metaknight, give me a shoutout. Just not on aib, it'll probably crash and I'll never see it.