What are you talking about? I hope that is not what I'm thinking! if, Crank Kong is not a pokemon trainer...
I beg to differ, and hear me out on this.
Cranky Kong, as the original D.K., was naturally the king of the jungle in his prime. He kidnapped Mario's love life (Pauline), hoarded bananas, and forged the original bonds with the animals in the jungle. Yes, that's right: Cranky Kong was the one who befriended the original animal buddies. This is proven completely when Squawks is shown in DKCR helping Cranky around his shop. When his nephew came along, Rambi, Squawks, Winky, Enguarde, Expresso, and others were already members of the team. This means that Cranky Kong and the animal buddies have a relationship that would explain the character.
Cranky Kong, naturally, would have everyone know that if he was younger he would be out on the battlefield himself, showing everyone how it's done without even losing a stock! However, using his age as an excuse, Cranky Kong would casually rock back and forth on his rocking chair in the background while watching his animal buddies fight for him. He wouldn't issue any commands or be involved in the fight (except afterwards where he would boast about how he would have done better, whether he wins or loses), but he would chill with Pokémon Trainer on a floating platform or wherever. Jus' rockin' it.
Now, the animal buddies that are most deserving of inclusion are quite simple to figure out. Rambi and Squawks have each never missed a game in the country series, and were both also in DK64. This gives us our lightweight and heavyweight character. All we need is a middleweight. Squitter the spider would be the best choice for this slot because his moveset would be unique, he is very popular, and he is the most recognized animal buddy after Rambi, Squawks, and Enguarde.
Need any more proof? I am constructing a moveset that I will post later. You'll see... YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
EDIT: The moveset is basically pokémon trainer: Switching between the three in succession (except they can switch in the air via their floating barrels). Squawks has a lot of jumps and a flying recovery and can shoot eggs, squitter makes web platforms and can tether and shoot webs, and rambi is a heavyweight who... charges around with his horn and wrecks **** up. Basically. Full deal coming later.