MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[Affinity]

good decision

your wario is pretty good and seems to be a bit better than your MK atm ^^

I can't tell if you're complimenting or insulting him.

 

[Padô]

I can't tell if you're complimenting or insulting him.

Definitely maybe some sarcasm?



By the way, good look on this JUDGE, I hope you post some videos soon so we from the Wario Boards ould help you =)

Nice videos though Affinity, keep it up!

 

[*JuriHan*]

Affinity I will watch all your vids it's just I have been busy with my Jigglypuff guide and slacking the **** off because I am so drained from last semester



here are my grades






Statistics- A
Theories of Society- B+
Aging- B+
Women's Studies- B LOLOLOLOLOL

I want to point out that a B is the lowest grade I have ever made in my university career. And that class was required i didnt want to take it.

See, I am a true lady i suck at feminist classes

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hahaha disregard, I blew off an assignment and sandbagged on the final making a 75

 

[Toronto Joe]

****ing lol at feminism

halzy you lied about the stream,now i feel a sudden urge to stop meatriding you...=/

 

[*JuriHan*]

****ing lol at feminism

halzy you lied about the stream,now i feel a sudden urge to stop meatriding you...=/

what makes me laugh the hardest about feminism is how they say men objectify women. Thats such bull**** women obsly like being degraded and objectified hence how they ***** themselves as models, pRon stars, cam girls, acting ****ty, ect. And they allow it to happen. They act disrespectful, then they ***** when a man doesn't give her respect. =/

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also because I got a B in womens studies which is my lowest grade imma let a guy walk all over me, dominate me, have lots of kids, and stay in the kitchen to troll the movement for not giving me an A. I really did get gayed on my freaking 12 page paper, she only gave me a 82 it was clearly at least a 90!

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also i've already been trolling the movement since day 1 because apparently they think celibate women are not "empowered" and she should fornicated 24-7. NOW THATS LIBERATION!

 

[theunabletable]

See, I am a true lady i suck

I stopped right there.

amidoinitrite?

 

[*JuriHan*]

I stopped right there.

amidoinitrite?

****, context wrecks me again >.> <.<:embarrass

 

[Toronto Joe]

i find it funny how you say your not gonna be stuck in the kitchen when you bake smashers food rofl...mybe im confusin you with someone else hmm...well anyways just give innnnnnnn

 

[*JuriHan*]

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also because I got a B in womens studies which is my lowest grade imma let a guy walk all over me, dominate me, have lots of kids, and stay in the kitchen to troll the movement for not giving me an A.

:

think u missed that part

and dude kitchen is underrated, i dont want a man baking me ****,

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i want him to bring me home my paycheck

he'll probly poison me or burn the house down.

 

[황미영]

I got Bubble man and I got something to say-

-DEAD-

 

[*JuriHan*]

brb edit 10 chars

edit:

donald's legit this is why hes my fav disney character hes like the only one that isnt a *****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhJZhef8pR8


edit:

wait watch this ahahahhahA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOIrXGd51jE






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RyanMartinGates: http://www.out.com/exclusives.asp?id=26305
RyanMartinGates: that list is flawed
RyanMartinGates: Brawl isn't on it
RyanMartinGates: LOLOLOLOLOLLOL
SniperNightOwl: wow fail list
RyanMartinGates: i kno rite
RyanMartinGates: like yeah, Kirby is gay, but King Dedede balances it out with his manliness
SniperNightOwl: no mk is in like every 3 levels or something
SniperNightOwl: trolling u with his henchman
SniperNightOwl: then he finally fights kirby
RyanMartinGates: oh yeah
SniperNightOwl: mk balances out the gay
RyanMartinGates: that is pretty gay
SniperNightOwl: ddd is just sum fat ****
RyanMartinGates: no, MK is totally homo
SniperNightOwl: who isnt even the final boss
RyanMartinGates: ***** **** U\
SniperNightOwl: get *****
RyanMartinGates: DEDEDE DOESN'T NEED TO BE THE FINAL BOSS
SniperNightOwl: because hes a ****ty villian
RyanMartinGates: sometimes the final bosses aren't the best bosses
SniperNightOwl: who can take him srsly
SniperNightOwl: mk is more ****** and menancing
RyanMartinGates: like in Twilight Pincess
RyanMartinGates: *Princess
SniperNightOwl: that game was garb
SniperNightOwl: stop johning
RyanMartinGates: Dedede is very ****** and menacing
SniperNightOwl: he looks like
SniperNightOwl: a plushie
RyanMartinGates: ***** YOU LOOK LIKE A PLUSHIE
SniperNightOwl: i am a plushie
SniperNightOwl: >.>
RyanMartinGates: AND TP WAS GREAT THE COMBAT SYSTEM WAS SO GOOD
SniperNightOwl: lolwut
SniperNightOwl: its all the same
SniperNightOwl: z targeting ****
RyanMartinGates: no cause you can back slice and ****
SniperNightOwl: wow
RyanMartinGates: so much more maneuverability
SniperNightOwl: u had to like
SniperNightOwl: blow a wolf or something
RyanMartinGates: compared to OoT
SniperNightOwl: i never bothered with that
SniperNightOwl: i beat the game
RyanMartinGates: seriously?
SniperNightOwl: without all the fancy ****
SniperNightOwl: yeah
SniperNightOwl: i was too lazy to do that
RyanMartinGates: the backslice is like the second thing you get though
RyanMartinGates: and they're all hard to miss
RyanMartinGates: you know what else is hard
RyanMartinGates: but srsly
RyanMartinGates: I just lost all respect for you Dinah
RyanMartinGates: you have to wear a bag on your head when we have sex now
SniperNightOwl: how is that any different
SniperNightOwl: than when guys usually have sex?
SniperNightOwl: c wat i did thar?
RyanMartinGates: wow, it's so obvious that you've never had sex
RyanMartinGates: I like to see a girl'
RyanMartinGates: s O-face
SniperNightOwl: -_-

 

[FB Dj_Iskascribble]

that list is stupid and wrong
anything could be said about countless other games

 

[Toronto Joe]

halzy placed the same as ally at winterfest.....that means hes also the best player in the world

good **** brosef

 

[OverLade]

I didn't place the same as Ally at winterfest.

I got *****.

I got ****ing ***** at Winterfest.

 

[Affinity]

halzy placed the same as ally at winterfest.....that means hes also the best player in the world

good **** brosef

I didn't place the same as Ally at winterfest.

I got *****.

I got ****ing ***** at Winterfest.

Results link?

 

[Toronto Joe]

I didn't place the same as Ally at winterfest.

I got *****.

I got ****ing ***** at Winterfest.

oh then....lol ihu

 

[*JuriHan*]

so like i was going to have samboner over before i go back and finish up my degree for some offline friendlies, and i gotta have him play Starfox64 can you believe he is a pro fox player and he never played it wtf?!

Anyways I will probly use MK on him a few times so i can finally get critiqued without Affinity telling me to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhkNLHictW8

with my wifi ****. ^_<

However im kinda afraid to because he knows the matchup so well, on wifi he 3 stocked me on Delfino (I was doing ok but then he got me into a shine lock because im ********...), and on Halberd he ****ing gimped me. How does a Mk get gimped by a Fox wtf i fail at life i should cut myself for allowing that. But then I do ok with Kirby/ Jigglypuff. I make no sense. I'm so ********, my Jigglypuff kills better than my Peach, and is better than my MK. Wtf is wrong with me is it because im using pink MK? All the great MK players dont use that color i bet he's nerfed somehow, like he has 3 extra start up frames on all of his attacks and each attack does 3% less damage than other MKs. Well im hoping my MK just hates wifi and will do okay offline. I only used him once offline, he felt weird, but I won and my opponent had a **** load more offline exp than I did so maybe there's hope?

 

[Nic64]

Practice more, you need a montage!

Oh and I've seen Ally, Bowyer, and Omni use pink MK, there's nothing wrong with pink MK.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Practice more, you need a montage!

Oh and I've seen Ally, Bowyer, and Omni use pink MK, there's nothing wrong with pink MK.

ally uses snake tho, Bowyer quit.

Look obsly its the color. I even told Affinity to use it in return for my MK plushie and he didn't like the idea. It's because if he uses pink MK he's obsly going to come dead last in whatever tourny he enters with him

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and i bet even if i offered him sex in return for using pink mk he would turn that down too! Pink MK is garb

 

[Nic64]

Well you could try using dark MK since everyone uses that but I think you just need to listen to a lot of rocky music while doing training mode


Oh, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG48Ve7dus4

 

[MiniTroika]

I'd like to find a meta knight plushy

 

[Player-4]

I'd like to find a meta knight plushy

Amazon. $40.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Well you could try using dark MK since everyone uses that but I think you just need to listen to a lot of rocky music while doing training mode


Oh, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG48Ve7dus4

this link was worse than a rickroll he didnt use pink mk see i knew it wasnt true

Amazon. $40.

highway robbery. Mine is $25 + shipping so like thirty

 

[Nic64]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-UGShep_U0

Granted, he does lose this one...

 

[Player-4]

this link was worse than a rickroll he didnt use pink mk see i knew it wasnt true



highway robbery. Mine is $25 + shipping so like thirty

Haha you're telling me! Where did you get yours?

 

[*JuriHan*]

Haha you're telling me! Where did you get yours?

power anime

 

[Gates]

Pink MK is the best you're just not using him right you stupid woman.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Pink MK is the best you're just not using him right you stupid woman.

whats your GPA, son?

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and srsly im not getting married ever.

 

[Gates]

umm, my GPA is like really good atm actually.

 

[*JuriHan*]

umm, my GPA is like really good atm actually.

that's good

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start acting like it

edit: wtf man, im just trollin you for once in my life >.>

 

[Gates]

lol dinah acting like this is the first time she's trolled me.

 

[*JuriHan*]

lol dinah acting like this is the first time she's trolled me.

wow i suck so hard at trolling i dont even kno when im doing it ><








well every time i hate on ******DD im trollin



















BOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXY






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdiz0k0Rudw














wow this is like mind and ear ****. They need to loop the " i am boxxxxxxxxy" line that was actually cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-UGShep_U0

Granted, he does lose this one...

rofl see pink mk cant win maybe i should try angel mk

 

[DMG]

Red: You got 17th right? That's not bad. Dphat got that although he also felt like he did bad.

 

[theunabletable]

wow i suck so hard i dont even kno when im doing it ><

fix'd.

Idk this is what people do in this thread right? Take things that SniperNightOwl says out of context, right?

RedHalberd: At the last tourney I went to and played all MK (second tourney I've gone to since I started maining MK) I lost immediatly in winner's and loser's... so you're not as bad as I am (granted I suck at Brawl)

 

[*JuriHan*]

fix'd.

Idk this is what people do in this thread right? Take things that SniperNightOwl says out of context, right?

eh, sexually harass me so close enough

 

[Denzi]

Hey MKs, the Falco boards are re-discussing the Metaknight matchup. If you could come and give us some input from your perspective it would be appreciated. Here's a link to the thread:

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=259329

 

[phi1ny3]

k, so if someone sees judge post here, could someone post in here telling him to AIM me?

 

[Toronto Joe]

hes not showing you the inf lucario has on mk, now kindly leave

 

[phi1ny3]

he told me, but the info was... vague

Besides it's not an infinite, it only works to 30%

Besides, framewise, this sounds improbable, according to what I got out of it.

 

[Gates]

Force Palm CG?