MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[*JuriHan*]

No it's like GHNeko is like:

In the Wind,
The Warrior's Hair Blows like a Tranquil blooming of a Jasmin Flower,
His Chest so solid, supportive, unmovable, finely Sculpted by the Gods themselves,
His Eyes glinted in the sun as he spoke those soft words that made my very feet become soft and shake in pleasant chaos,
Oh how his soft, subtle lips can comfort me...




All I heard was:
BLAH BLAH BLAH GAY GAY GAY EYES BURNING
BLAH BLAH BLAH GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY BLAH GAY BLAH BLAH
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
BLAH BLAH GAY BLAH BLAH FABULOUS!!!! GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
BLAH BLAH Jasmin Flower BLAH BLAH BLAH AKSDJSKALJDKLA
ALSKDJLASKJFAL;GKS;DKF;OASJGOPASJGOPASGJ0T EWUQT0U 30-
W4TU -QW4UKASEGFOPQWK90TU9QW304U TQW0J TQWEOJT OPQW FLARBLE GARBLE GARBLE GARBLE!!!111!!!11!!

*Eyes Bleed*



Like, I can handle a man in a Pink outfit. That's ok. But when you write a god **** Haiku/Love Story/Awakening of Love/Dawning of Pleasure about it, I have to turn my head a bit as another part of my soul becomes whittled down.

so caressing your junk right now isn't going to help you?

 

[DMG]

Oh trust me.

It will.

You did it earlier today. I nutted. Felt great.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Oh trust me.

It will.

You did it earlier today. I nutted. Felt great.

 

[황미영]

You know, I don't even play MK, what am I doing here?! D:

 

[OverLade]

Speaking of nutting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS18jHMmhAI

 

[*JuriHan*]

speaking Of Nutting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds18jhmmhai

Wtffffffffffffffffffffffffff ugh corn nuts have always been nasty that song makes it worse

 

[DMG]

ALRIGHT! Yes!

Meta Knight mains get at me.

 

[*JuriHan*]

ALRIGHT! Yes!

Meta Knight mains get at me.

i dont get it

 

[DMG]

Time out.
Good Game.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Time out.
Good Game.

oh the **** u always pull on me in bed i c

 

[DMG]

Who here plays 42?

I kind of want to play it. I'll shuffle up.

Stranger: horny girl looking for a guy to dominate me
You: Dominate you how hard?
Stranger: so hard. i like it really rough.
You: Alright then
You: I'd hit it with a crowbar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Who here plays 42?

I kind of want to play it. I'll shuffle up.

Stranger: horny girl looking for a guy to dominate me
You: Dominate you how hard?
Stranger: so hard. i like it really rough.
You: Alright then
You: I'd hit it with a crowbar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

?????!


confused again

 

[DMG]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't question good things/

 

[*JuriHan*]

man Gates just pwnd me big time:


RyanMartinGates is available (7:29:04 PM)
RyanMartinGates (7:29:00 PM): look at my horse
RyanMartinGates (7:29:04 PM): my horse is amazing
RyanMartinGates (7:29:05 PM): http://www.getonmyhorse.com/
SniperNightOwl (7:29:40 PM): o.O
SniperNightOwl (7:30:24 PM): totally
SniperNightOwl (7:30:25 PM): crushed
SniperNightOwl (7:30:28 PM): the moment
SniperNightOwl (7:30:34 PM): i was watching this lmfao
SniperNightOwl (7:30:38 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We4xRHMuCNg
SniperNightOwl (7:30:46 PM): >.<;
RyanMartinGates (7:30:50 PM): lmao

 

[Affinity]

I finally finished the intro to my new combo video. lol.

 

[*JuriHan*]

http://allisbrawl.com/blogpost.aspx?id=47439


so much trolling and disrespect here in a life or death situation. This is why I truly hate trolls- they don't know if the person they're trolling is abused in real life, or has unfortunate problems like this guy.

 

[Turazrok]

http://allisbrawl.com/blogpost.aspx?id=47439


so much trolling and disrespect here in a life or death situation. This is why I truly hate trolls- they don't know if the person they're trolling is abused in real life, or has unfortunate problems like this guy.

That's why you don't use AiB. You use the site with the most amusing MK boards ever.

 

[Nic64]

AIB's MK boards are funny too, Inui is a mod there and runs the matchup thread...it's just funny in a sad way.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Sake wrote at 7:36 PM on Dec 11, 2009 :
Lol ok im going to say this and leave....
You BROTHER GOT 3Stocked!!!!!
Falco FTW



christ i dont even get trolled this bad.... (and thats saying a lot trust me)

i dont really use aib its just a lot of people were nagging me to join. I don't do much on it. I would do ladder but I need to learn how to deal with lag, and bad input lag. I can only play well in certain connections. It amazes me people like Samboner can adapt to all the different kinds of connections. For me, it's like playing the game for the first time if the conneciton is funky.

samboner99 (10:30:49 PM): lmao
samboner99 (10:30:53 PM): thats funny
samboner99 (10:30:55 PM): when you say
samboner99 (10:30:59 PM): you gave him the ****
samboner99 (10:31:01 PM): hahahah
SniperNightOwl (10:31:02 PM): i know
SniperNightOwl (10:31:03 PM): its funny
SniperNightOwl (10:31:08 PM): because i dont have one o.O
SniperNightOwl (10:31:26 PM): well my kirby gave it to him
SniperNightOwl (10:31:28 PM):
samboner99 (10:31:31 PM): kirby
samboner99 (10:31:33 PM): dont have one either
samboner99 (10:31:36 PM): or wait
samboner99 (10:31:38 PM): is he a guy
SniperNightOwl (10:31:42 PM): his voice actor is a girl
samboner99 (10:31:47 PM): does that make him
samboner99 (10:31:48 PM): a girl
SniperNightOwl (10:31:49 PM): but yeah hes male
samboner99 (10:31:56 PM): so
SniperNightOwl (10:31:57 PM): in the games and anime hes a girl
SniperNightOwl (10:32:00 PM): i mean boy
SniperNightOwl (10:32:02 PM): lol
samboner99 (10:32:38 PM): so
samboner99 (10:32:42 PM): he has a ****
samboner99 (10:32:46 PM): ._.
SniperNightOwl (10:32:51 PM): i donno
SniperNightOwl (10:32:57 PM): theres like no female kirbys
SniperNightOwl (10:33:04 PM): maybe kirby and mk
SniperNightOwl (10:33:11 PM): reproduce by osmosis
SniperNightOwl (10:33:12 PM): wait
SniperNightOwl (10:33:14 PM): is that right
SniperNightOwl (10:33:16 PM): im dumb
samboner99 (10:33:20 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl (10:33:25 PM): like i took that **** in biology 2 years ago
samboner99 (10:33:28 PM): what about DDD
SniperNightOwl (10:33:29 PM): i only got a C
samboner99 (10:33:42 PM): hmm
SniperNightOwl (10:33:57 PM): ROFL
SniperNightOwl (10:34:02 PM): I GOT IT SO WRONG
SniperNightOwl (10:34:21 PM): a. Diffusion of fluid through a semipermeable membrane from a solution with a low solute concentration to a solution with a higher solute concentration until there is an equal concentration of fluid on both sides of the membrane
SniperNightOwl (10:34:27 PM): thats osmosis
SniperNightOwl (10:34:31 PM): wtf am i thinking of
SniperNightOwl (10:34:31 PM): wow
SniperNightOwl (10:35:14 PM): wait
SniperNightOwl (10:35:17 PM): meiosis
SniperNightOwl (10:35:19 PM): is that it
samboner99 (10:35:31 PM): ugh
samboner99 (10:35:32 PM): i forgot
samboner99 (10:35:34 PM): all about that
samboner99 (10:35:38 PM): i hated biology
samboner99 (10:35:43 PM): once i pass a class
samboner99 (10:35:45 PM): i forget
samboner99 (10:35:48 PM): all the ****
SniperNightOwl (10:35:49 PM): ^
samboner99 (10:35:51 PM): that was taught
samboner99 (10:35:58 PM): like
samboner99 (10:36:01 PM): in world history
samboner99 (10:36:03 PM): i would just
SniperNightOwl (10:36:04 PM): well if its psychology i remember
samboner99 (10:36:05 PM): remember the dates
samboner99 (10:36:10 PM): and then
samboner99 (10:36:14 PM): when i would pass the test
samboner99 (10:36:15 PM): or final
samboner99 (10:36:18 PM): i'd forget it
samboner99 (10:36:19 PM): :F

 

[Veril]

Clearly Kirby's reproduce by "mitosis". A-sexually. MK just lays eggs in the bodies of the dead.

You're like a heavy wind blowing past me as I walk the thin tight rope of sexuality pushing me towards the other side.

You're also the saftey net to make sure my that fall, while long, hard, and fast, ultimately saves me

In the Wind,
The Warrior's Hair Blows like a Tranquil blooming of a Jasmin Flower,
His Chest so solid, supportive, unmovable, finely Sculpted by the Gods themselves,
His Eyes glinted in the sun as he spoke those soft words that made my very feet become soft and shake in pleasant chaos,
Oh how his soft, subtle lips can comfort me...

This is what happens when you play Marth or associate with Marth players. Needs moar tiara.

Seriously though, this might be the best thread ever.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Clearly Kirby's reproduce by "mitosis". A-sexually. MK just lays eggs in the bodies of the dead.

thanks thats what i was looking for lolifail


speaking of kirby this kirby is ****ing pro, knows his ****, and knos how to use items and fight on temple. He's so pro, he posts brawl tips in the melee forum. Good read i swear:

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=257584

"Even pikachu can beat Kirby more than a Meta Knight or Snake can."

wat? **** dis kidz smokin sum good **** i want sum too!

so u think he was a troll or just a clueless newbie. I think he was a newbie because he quad posted lol

 

[GHNeko]

Trolls can quad post too.

 

[*JuriHan*]

you know it hit me im going to be getting my masters when I move to Dallas, and im going to be doing internship. There's no way im going to have time to practice Brawl, so why should I go to a tourny? I always stick out, I never feel like I fit in or belong... even if theres a few other girls I still stand out big time and it's kinda awkward. Maybe I'll just drop by one tourny if Affinity goes there just to meet him and give him a MK plushie

Spoiler

and get in on his spicy body

, and then leave. I need to set my priorities. No ****ing off at all with masters. I was seriously thinking about this, and I feel this would be the wisest choice.

Spoiler

oh and I guess i could caress DMG's junk a bit too before I leave

>.>

 

[GHNeko]

Tourneys are half tourney. half friends/people.

You might feel like you dont fit in/belong if you're not proactive when at a tourney.

My set ups get mad hype at times because i'm trying to spread my game lol.

As I post on SWF, I become better known in the community as well.

****. Look at me. Popping up out of no where in MKGD and I post like I've been here from the start LOL.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Tourneys are half tourney. half friends/people.

You might feel like you dont fit in/belong if you're not proactive when at a tourney.

.

no dude... I just look... and am... very different. I don't look like I belong there, I look like I belong

Spoiler

in the kitchen

elsewhere. I didn't fit in at my University's Gaming Guild either... another reason I resigned my community events coordinator position in addition to my senior year ****** my *** with busy work.

 

[GHNeko]

If carrying that perspective than of course you'll stand out.

how you perceive things plays a big part on if you fit in.

It really taints your aura and can really **** with your mentality.

Negative Nancy, tbh.

Buck up. If you can fit in with SWF members which is what smash tourneys are mostly made up of, I fail to see how you don't have the potential to fit in at smash tourneys.

:V


You got this, SNO.

Are you going to Hobo 21? Because if you are, I'm going to make sure I get a handshake, if not a hug.

 

[DMG]

I would give her more than a hug.

 

[*JuriHan*]

If carrying that perspective than of course you'll stand out.

how you perceive things plays a big part on if you fit in.

It really taints your aura and can really **** with your mentality.

Negative Nancy, tbh.

Buck up. If you can fit in with SWF members which is what smash tourneys are mostly made up of, I fail to see how you don't have the potential to fit in at smash tourneys.

:V


You got this, SNO.

Are you going to Hobo 21? Because if you are, I'm going to make sure I get a handshake, if not a hug.

can't. Had a death of a close friend of the family. Funeral... and ****. The situation is really sad i dont want to talk about it lol. It sucks because im off of school now =/ awful timing, but that's life. But really in the future when im doing my internship Im not seeing myself at tournies anymore...

 

[GHNeko]

As long as you keep trying to come. V:

There is a difference between trying to come and cant, and not coming when you can. :V

No one holds anything against you if you're unable to come, but when you're unwilling, that's a different story. V:

:V

 

[DMG]

GHNeko all I hear from you now is the Wind Warrior poem of homo eroticism.

 

[*JuriHan*]

I would give her more than a hug.

I'd totally let you hug me. You use my favorite Wario color... the cotton candy one!

 

[GHNeko]

DMG.

You are a deity of homo-ism of which I can honestly only dream of being worthy to be your prophet.

The amount of lines I clear with neatly packed bricks of fudge disguised as tetrinominos you consistantly bestow upon this clean, undeserving world could build the road of gay long enough to be placed over Brokeback Mountain, reaching so far into the depths that it plunges into the anal cavity that is the gateway to your throne of ******ry.

Please do not deny me as a follower.

 

[DMG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZUMjoxfZA

CURLY MUSTACHE!

 

[GHNeko]

Best trash talk ever.

 

[*JuriHan*]

SniperNightOwl (5:39:59 PM): wtf
SniperNightOwl (5:40:06 PM): look at this dudes avatar
SniperNightOwl (5:40:10 PM): that must be your DDD
SniperNightOwl (5:40:13 PM): http://allisbrawl.com/profile/BeaVeR.ai
RyanMartinGates (5:40:23 PM): nah
SniperNightOwl (5:40:28 PM): yeah the box is too small
RyanMartinGates (5:40:29 PM): my Dedede's **** is bigger
SniperNightOwl (5:40:30 PM): amitie
SniperNightOwl (5:40:35 PM): HAHAHAH I KNEW IT
RyanMartinGates (5:40:38 PM): yeah gurl u kno it
SniperNightOwl (5:40:41 PM): lol
RyanMartinGates (5:40:56 PM): my Dedede has different hitboxes than most on his dtilt and bair
RyanMartinGates (5:41:02 PM): because his **** gets in the way
SniperNightOwl (5:41:03 PM): LOL
SniperNightOwl (5:41:06 PM): AHAHAHAHAHAH
SniperNightOwl (5:41:13 PM): so thats why
SniperNightOwl (5:41:21 PM): my jigglypuff hit boxes are garbage
SniperNightOwl (5:41:25 PM): because i dont have one
SniperNightOwl (5:41:26 PM):
RyanMartinGates (5:41:30 PM): exactly
SniperNightOwl (5:41:32 PM): LOL
RyanMartinGates (5:41:50 PM): you gotta get a boob job so your dash attack has a bigger hitbox
SniperNightOwl (5:41:54 PM): ROFL
SniperNightOwl (5:42:05 PM): dude
RyanMartinGates (5:42:06 PM): or you could get *** implanta and switch to Peach
RyanMartinGates (5:42:09 PM): to have a huge bair
SniperNightOwl (5:42:11 PM): im going to do that now
RyanMartinGates (5:42:18 PM): srsly?
SniperNightOwl (5:42:19 PM): her dash attack can use better range
SniperNightOwl (5:42:20 PM): yes
SniperNightOwl (5:42:22 PM): if it means
SniperNightOwl (5:42:26 PM): getting better range
SniperNightOwl (5:42:27 PM): ill do it
RyanMartinGates (5:42:29 PM): ok
RyanMartinGates (5:42:36 PM): but I think I should be a consultant
SniperNightOwl (5:42:38 PM): LOL
RyanMartinGates (5:42:40 PM): as to how big they should be
SniperNightOwl (5:42:44 PM): LOLOLOL
RyanMartinGates (5:42:46 PM): I also want first dibs
SniperNightOwl (5:42:50 PM): HAHAHAHA

 

[황미영]

OMG! I was being so gay at the tournament today, that I got *****... :/

 

[Kaffei]

Affinity what happened to your game play montage!

 

[Affinity]

I'm still working on it. I want to make sure it's gonna be waaaaay better than my last one. The intro took 4 days.

 

[Kaffei]

I'm still working on it. I want to make sure it's gonna be waaaaay better than my last one. The intro took 4 days.

Roflmao. Take your time mate. I want it to be GOOOOOOD

 

[DMG]

So MK didn't win HOBO 21, and Razer beat/placed Higher than Dojo at that event. A Diddy will probably win it.

Inui will look at those results and initiate a drawn out circle jerk fest with his alter egos about how MK sucks since he can't even win a under 50 person tournament and that this proves Snake is better than MK lol.