MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[DMG]

ssbbguy 7:28 pm
(7:28:29 PM): in the wind, the warrior waits, Dark.Pch felt the breeze, but by Then it Was Too Late
RyanMartinGates 7:28 pm
(7:28:41 PM): what?
ssbbguy 7:28 pm
(7:28:48 PM): shhhhhhhhhhh
RyanMartinGates 7:28 pm
(7:28:57 PM): wtf r u doing?
(7:29:06 PM): I'm studying for finals
ssbbguy 7:29 pm
(7:29:27 PM): I'm studying Dina's junk caressing skills
RyanMartinGates 7:29 pm
(7:29:35 PM): high five
ssbbguy 7:30 pm
(7:30:38 PM): she used only 4
(7:30:47 PM): she didn't need that pinky finger
RyanMartinGates 7:30 pm
(7:30:53 PM): where was the other one?
(7:30:55 PM): nvm don'
(7:30:57 PM): t tell me
ssbbguy 7:30 pm
(7:30:59 PM): she used that to tickle my gooch
RyanMartinGates 7:31 pm
(7:31:09 PM): yep, that's what I figured
(7:31:20 PM): the "male G-spot"?
ssbbguy 7:33 pm
(7:33:04 PM): lol

 

[*JuriHan*]

ssbbguy 7:28 pm
(7:28:29 PM): in the wind, the warrior waits, Dark.Pch felt the breeze, but by Then it Was Too Late
RyanMartinGates 7:28 pm
(7:28:41 PM): what?
ssbbguy 7:28 pm
(7:28:48 PM): shhhhhhhhhhh
RyanMartinGates 7:28 pm
(7:28:57 PM): wtf r u doing?
(7:29:06 PM): I'm studying for finals
ssbbguy 7:29 pm
(7:29:27 PM): I'm studying Dina's junk caressing skills
RyanMartinGates 7:29 pm
(7:29:35 PM): high five
ssbbguy 7:30 pm
(7:30:38 PM): she used only 4
(7:30:47 PM): she didn't need that pinky finger
RyanMartinGates 7:30 pm
(7:30:53 PM): where was the other one?
(7:30:55 PM): nvm don'
(7:30:57 PM): t tell me
ssbbguy 7:30 pm
(7:30:59 PM): she used that to tickle my gooch
RyanMartinGates 7:31 pm
(7:31:09 PM): yep, that's what I figured
(7:31:20 PM): the "male G-spot"?
ssbbguy 7:33 pm
(7:33:04 PM): lol

o.O

O.O

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O:


D:

holy ****ing ****, dude. and wtf does gooch mean? It sounds really nasty. Where do u people get all these weird expressions like "gooch" and "mushroom tattoo" from???? I mean "pearl necklace" makes sum sense to me but i donno about all this other ****....

edit: i looked it up here

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooch

ur ****n sick, man!

edit 2: so u time me out in bed AND your mind is in the gutter. u sir, fail at life.

 

[OverLade]

5/5 would read again.

 

[GHNeko]

The lack of Dina in thread title shows how much she REALLY matters. :|

I, for one, am appalled.

 

[*JuriHan*]

haha Sam changed his name and picture on AiB to "Tiger Woods" XD

samboner99 is idle (12:01:15 PM)
the texans suck..
SniperNightOwl (12:01:14 PM): LMAO @ your picture on AiB
samboner99 is available (1:38:39 PM)
the texans suck..
samboner99 (1:38:39 PM): you like it?
samboner99 (1:38:41 PM): :D
SniperNightOwl (2:50:15 PM): oh srry
SniperNightOwl (2:50:18 PM): was studying
SniperNightOwl (2:50:25 PM): his wife was a pRon actress?
SniperNightOwl (2:50:28 PM): is that true
SniperNightOwl (2:50:32 PM): because if it is
SniperNightOwl (2:50:39 PM): i dont blame him cheating on her
SniperNightOwl (2:50:42 PM): nasty *****
SniperNightOwl (2:50:44 PM): :D
SniperNightOwl (2:51:00 PM): also woods fails for marrying her
samboner99 (2:55:54 PM): lol
samboner99 (2:55:58 PM): so thats what
samboner99 (2:56:04 PM): people have telling me
samboner99 (2:56:05 PM): in my shoutouts
SniperNightOwl (2:56:09 PM): is it true
samboner99 (2:56:09 PM): i didnt know the hell
samboner99 (2:56:14 PM): they were talking about
samboner99 (2:56:15 PM): idk
samboner99 (2:56:16 PM): i guess so
SniperNightOwl (2:56:19 PM): hhahahaa
SniperNightOwl (2:56:22 PM): they both fail
samboner99 (2:56:22 PM): whats wrong
samboner99 (2:56:26 PM): with being a pRon actress
samboner99 (2:56:30 PM): im gonna be a pRon star =/
SniperNightOwl (2:56:36 PM): y would u want to be married to one
SniperNightOwl (2:56:43 PM): they ****ed all kinds of people
SniperNightOwl (2:56:56 PM): and so many guys
SniperNightOwl (2:56:59 PM): jerked off to them
SniperNightOwl (2:57:00 PM): nasty
samboner99 (2:57:02 PM): they dont love each of em though
samboner99 (2:57:07 PM): theres no
samboner99 (2:57:09 PM): strings attached
SniperNightOwl (2:57:23 PM): oh
SniperNightOwl (2:57:29 PM): still nasty in my eyes
SniperNightOwl (2:57:33 PM): and wtf
SniperNightOwl (2:57:39 PM): ur not going to be a pRon star
SniperNightOwl (2:57:46 PM): lol
samboner99 (2:58:10 PM): yes i am :F
SniperNightOwl (2:58:22 PM): rofl
samboner99 (2:58:33 PM): i kid i kid
SniperNightOwl (2:58:46 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl (2:59:37 PM): but yea i would not want to be married to a pRon star
samboner99 (2:59:37 PM): so its your last final(s) today?
SniperNightOwl (2:59:40 PM): yes
SniperNightOwl (2:59:41 PM): but
SniperNightOwl (2:59:45 PM): it would be awkward
samboner99 (2:59:50 PM): i thought you didnt wanna get married anymore
SniperNightOwl (2:59:52 PM): doing anything to them
SniperNightOwl (2:59:57 PM): i dont know tbh
SniperNightOwl (3:00:00 PM): haha

 

[황미영]

The lack of Dina in thread title shows how much she REALLY matters. :|

I, for one, am appalled.

I agree. Halberd you had your spotlight! Let others have it now! D;

 

[DMG]

And My Axe!

 

[Albert.]

dinah should really be like offended at this stuff

but she likes the attention


: O

LOLLLLL

 

[Player-4]

Dats cuz she's an attention ***** duh.

 

[DMG]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: show me your moves
Stranger: that would be rather difficult
Stranger: or as opposed to visual
Stranger: are you referring to smooth talking or what
You: YES!
You: Show me your moves
Stranger: i'm a smooth character, take my word. as i cant be f*****
Stranger: =)
You: CMON!
You: Show me your moves
You: Look buddy, this conversation cannot progress until you indeed reveal your moves
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you from finland?
You: YES!
Stranger: cool
You: Show me your moves!
Stranger: asl?
You: CMON! Show me your moves!
Stranger: Do I know you?
You: YES!
Stranger: What did we talk about?
You: Show me your moves!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 27m
You: show me your moves!
Stranger: like a crossover
You: YES!
Stranger: or spinmove
You: CMON!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: how are u
You: Show me your moves?
Stranger: u cant see me
You: YES!
Stranger: what u got
You: CMON! Show me your moves!
Stranger: i cant hear me
You: YES!
Stranger: im livin in the darkness
You: CMON!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: what are u female or male
Stranger: how old are u
You: hmmm
You: I am a guy
You: wondering when you will disconnect
Stranger: now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm wet hurry
You: dang
You: I sense a bucket of shameful lies
Stranger: fingering....
Stranger: you will never know
You: I know one thing
Stranger: man hurry
You: THESE CHICKEN WINGS ARE GREAT!
Stranger: my p**** is better
You: Than Chicken Wings? I highly doubt that Ma'am
Stranger: I'm no ma'am
Stranger: I'm 16. I'm a girl lol
You: lol
Stranger: speachless eh?
You: Chicken Wings are DEFINITELY better than 16 year old p****. I don't have to spend time in Jail if I eat the wings.
Stranger: fail
You: I guess you are going to be unattended tonight?
You: I'll send you some wings
Stranger: I have a dog and peanut butter. I'll be fine
You: Dog?
You: Hmm
You: That might be better than Chicken wings
You: It's been awhile since I had chinese food
Stranger: what eating the dog? or watching it eat me....
You: eating a dog sounds delicious
You: deep fried and all
Stranger: haha you're sick my friend
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Dats cuz she's an attention ***** duh.

ahahahahah no. Quite far from it. I just like the lulzyness of it all and im pretty sure a lot of lurkers and bystanders of this thread are having fun following it.

If I was an attention *****, my entire channel would have vids of me in a bikini (which I don't even own btw). I don't have a single vid of me uploaded on youtube. Also, I would be spamming pictures of myself all over swf, which I don't do. I have never even posted a pic of myself here. Not even in the protected forum (Disco Room) **** my avatar and/or profile pic would be an actual photo of me for that matter, like some girls on this site do.

Please don't call me that, It's rather insulting and simply not true.

If you really think im being an attention *****, then I'll leave this topic. Is that what you really want?

 

[DMG]

She's not that. We treat her like a ***** and give her attention. That is what WE do to her. As for what she is, she is a polite, respectable woman that deserves more credit than we give her. She certainly has talent that we can appreciate.










While she caresses my junk.

 

[Suspect]

Is that what you really want?

He really wants pics.

 

[DMG]

im not gonna lie, we would not laugh if you posted bikini pics everywhere. In fact, depending on how cute you are, we might blow our load in a minute without you needing to caress our junk.

 

[*JuriHan*]

She's not that. We treat her like a ***** and give her attention. That is what WE do to her. As for what she is, she is a polite, respectable woman that deserves more credit than we give her. She certainly has talent that we can appreciate.

I was thinking "Aw, DMG is so legit...."

While she caresses my junk.

then I saw this, lol >.>

 

[DMG]

no shame in junk caressing. I would do it if it wasn't gay.

 

[*JuriHan*]

He really wants pics.

that aint all what he wants from me

 

[DMG]

pics and then a good old fashioned junk handling.

 

[*JuriHan*]

pics and then a good old fashioned junk handling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29nzRBtKpuc

 

[Veril]

SNO actually is really attractive.

Don't let that go to your

Spoiler

gorgeous

head. I'm still sexier.

 

[Noobicidal]

Bah, I'm the most gorgeous

Spoiler

trap

man.

 

[*JuriHan*]

SNO actually is really attractive.

Don't let that go to your

Spoiler

gorgeous

head. I'm still sexier.

aw thanks, sweetie! But it's been confirmed I've been to Hobo18 and 20. And yes all puff mains are cute.

 

[Veril]

The only way we can possibly win that s***y character is to mindgame people with our hotness... than switch to MK second round and savor the sweet sweet tears. mmmm tier tears

I'd bend over and let Veril have his way with me

The truth always comes out.

 

[Noobicidal]

The truth always comes out.

I don't care if that statement IS out of context/horribly edited.

 

[*JuriHan*]

The only way we can possibly win that s***y character is to mindgame people with our hotness... than switch to MK second round and savor the sweet sweet tears. mmmm tier tears

THIS. And this is why im not using Kirby in tournies anymore. All my offline wins are never legit. Srsly? Hylian SDing twice with his Diddy? No, no no no. He SD'd with his Ike and lost too. Hell PX sd'd in the match I won. This Lucario SD'd in a tourny match too wtf. Only way for me to get a legit offline win is

1. Get a sex change

or

2. Wear a veil and a burka

i might as well put my SD-causingness to good use and use Jigglypuff rofl

 

[Player-4]

ahahahahah no. Quite far from it. I just like the lulzyness of it all and im pretty sure a lot of lurkers and bystanders of this thread are having fun following it.

If I was an attention *****, my entire channel would have vids of me in a bikini (which I don't even own btw). I don't have a single vid of me uploaded on youtube. Also, I would be spamming pictures of myself all over swf, which I don't do. I have never even posted a pic of myself here. Not even in the protected forum (Disco Room) **** my avatar and/or profile pic would be an actual photo of me for that matter, like some girls on this site do.

Please don't call me that, It's rather insulting and simply not true.

If you really think im being an attention *****, then I'll leave this topic. Is that what you really want?

LOL I don't REALLY think that SNO, which is why I used the the silly wording "dats cuz"

I just like to mess around.

 

[Veril]

Only way for me to get a legit offline win is

Or play someone who's gay. Or come to NY and play me. I'm already experienced in ignoring player hotness. Except Gurukid, but everyone is a little gay for him.

I'll even play vBrawl. Until I can't stand it anymore... after like the first 10 minutes.

I don't care if the whole world knows of our love.

Everything I quote from Noobicidal is truth.


I noticed you MK's don't have throw frame data posted. The lag formula for his throws are the same as they are in B+, so I thought I'd share

format: [IASA - release frame = cooldown lag]

f-throw [31-8=23] b-throw [40-22=18] up-throw [78-44=34]* d-throw [90-76=14]

Up-throw is weight dependent so the actual cooldown will vary by character (IASA and release frame are both multiplied by the weight mod of the thrown character, min lag 24 on jiggs, max of 39 on Snake/Bowser).

 

[GHNeko]

woah veril whatchu doin here?

 

[Player-4]

Woah GHNeko whatchu doing here?

c wut i did ther?

 

[DMG]

woah people not named Dina, what are you doing here?

 

[Toronto Joe]

dmg,help me become as good as possible at mk dittos

possible gooch favors in return.

edit:be honest,who turned there head sideways at p4s sig?/admits

 

[GHNeko]

I sure as hell didnt. :|

Generic good looking chick. Booring.

Give me a good looking chick with glasses, long hair, and vivid personality.

Then ill fap.

 

[Player-4]

I sure as hell didnt. :|

Generic good looking chick. Booring.

Give me a good looking chick with glasses, long hair, and vivid personality.

Then ill fap.

Oh so you want an Anime character?

 

[Toronto Joe]

:V you make me sdhhsffgfllgfllgflflsl;l;lfg, at lbt2 i gotta make a supersonic man outta you!

 

[GHNeko]

Oh so you want an Anime character?

Nah. Give me like a good looking library clerk that isnt trying to be hot, and is hot as a result.

That's good material.

:V you make me sdhhsffgfllgfllgflflsl;l;lfg, at lbt2 i gotta make a supersonic man outta you!

wtf did I do.

 

[Toronto Joe]

jokes are hard to get on computer,oh well...we will have lulz at lbt2 kkkkkkkkkkkkk

edit:you sir have a secretary fetish,itsk i have an azn one

 

[GHNeko]

gotta make that money first for tickets.

and i gotta get good enough to make it out of pools if there are any LOL.

and the only housing i might have is in montreal. LOLOLOLOL.

 

[Toronto Joe]

lmao well watch out for me,i dont play b+ besides in tourney so im gonna **** you

 

[DMG]

toronto I have gotten gay at the MK ditto. I love it.

USE DASH ATTACK!!!

 

[GHNeko]

lmao well watch out for me,i dont play b+ besides in tourney so im gonna **** you

>:

dont embarass wbr members plzkthx

I have A LOT to work on but no to work with so its hard to progress. And any progress I make is killed by inactivity or lack of legit practice.