Social Melee Social Thread and stuff

[Kanelol]

My theory is this. To assume and assert that our 5 senses represent the culmination of our universes experiences is not only arrogant, but dead wrong. It has been proposed by smarter men than I that we exist in a tiny bubble of reality, our brains are wired to handle only so much input, so much feeling. Our eyes see radio waves, physical and geometrical impossibilities, quick flashes of alternate dimensions, a deeper sense of meaning to the entirety of the universe, but our brains filter it out.

LSD is not a harsh chemical, not a brutal taskmaster. It's a gentle switch, flicking open my mind, reducing the filters between myself and my reality.

 

[Lythium]

WOOWWW I CANT EVEN INFRACT YOU WOWWW IM SO MADDDD <soooomad

I kinda want to sig this.

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

Well, the preacher used to preach
To try to stay atoned
But now he's preachin'
Just to buy jellyroll

Well, he calls that religion
Yes, he calls that religion
Well, he calls that religion
But I know he's goin' to hell when he dies

It was at a church last night
Had desire to be
The old preacher
Was tryin' to take my wife from me

Oh, he call that religion
Yes, he call that religion
Well, he called that religion
I know he's goin' to hell when he dies

Preacher always
He was a mighty true man
He gives his commence
And he couldn't understand

Well, he calls that religion
Yes, he called that religion
Well, he called that religion
I know he goin' to hell when he dies

(guitar & fiddle)

'Oh yes, he calls that religion'

He will swear he's keepin'
God's command
Have women fussin' 'n fightin'
All over land

And then he call that religion
Well, he calls that religion
Well, he called that religion
But I know he's goin' to hell when he dies

Therein the people
Stopped goin' to church
They know that preacher
Was tryin-a do too much

But still he called that religion
Still, he called that religion
Well, he called that religion
But I know he's goin' to hell when he dies

Old Deacon Jones
He was a preachin' King
They caught him 'round the house
Tryin-a shake that thing

Oh, he called that religion
Yes, he called that religion
Well, he called that religion
But I know he goin' to hell when he dies

'Oh yeah, he calls that religion'.

 

[Geist]

mango got b@

not b&

but b@

i see

lol. Phone johns.

 

[Budget Player Cadet_]

The callout.

>:[

P&S is awesome.

More awesome than Ika?

U mod?

Just comin' in to say: P&S = GOD TIER ****ING ANIME

 

[Kanelol]

I met my soul mate today

I'll probably never see her again

:[[[[[

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you don't know man there are so many layers to people you'd never know who they are tilll after years and even still people who've known me for years hardly know me.

 

[ranmaru]

Icg why the hell r u not at rom im there dont u need to represent pichu son

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I'm sadish as h*** anymore. I'll be ****** h-box as pound5 don't worry. Pity my brother quit and i'm terrible now : (

 

[Bamesy]

Donkey Kong

 

[Twin_A]

So Nintendo is trying to slap a trademark on the old phrase "It's on like Donkey Kong". This is, of course, to help celebrate the release of the new Donkey Kong game coming out. Fans aren't liking it though because they don't want to get hit with a fine for saying an old line.

The main opposition to Nintendo? Ice Cube the rapper. In one of his old songs he starts with that line and is currently the main reason Nintendo cannot coin the phrase.

This is all from memory mind you. I had to pick an article for debate in one of my classes and stumbled upon that one.

 

[L__]

What song is that in?

 

[Twin_A]

Ice Cube's "Now I Gotta Wet'Cha," the country song "Hony Tonk Badonkadonk" and the trailer for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World all say it.

Heres the link to one of the articles (just Google searched Ice Cube It's on like Donkey Kong)
http://techland.com/2010/11/10/nintendo-tries-to-trademark-its-on-like-donkey-kong/

Not the same one I used but I'm sure it'll have what you need

 

[Kanelol]

KANE'S GOOD SONG OF THE DAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QluKD-QQgDg

Daft Punk *****

 

[SSBMLahti]

I'm sadish as h*** anymore. I'll be ****** h-box as pound5 don't worry. Pity my brother quit and i'm terrible now : (

Weren't you always terrible?

 

[Steelia]

So SSBM's 9 years old since yesterday.
:D

Cool.
Crap, I missed it, though.
D:

 

[john!]

bahahaha so i haven't read this thread in a while... i clicked on "read latest post" and here's what i get:

lol@ implying KK is good at shiek

kids been stuck in a rut for god knows how long

what are you even doing w/ yourself any more kid? why don't you go play tetris

FAIL

edit: here's another gem

guys i have a confession to make

i have no skill

i have no timing ability

i have no spacing ability

i can't tech chase

i can't combo

i can't edgeguard

i can't di

it was all sheik

all along

i've been living a lie, claiming i can do things. but i can't. it's all just sheik.

my sidesteps were supposed to be wavedashes but my controller stopped them but sheik's sidestep is amazing so it sometimes worked out

my jabs were all supposed to be f-tilts but sheik's jab has range so sometimes it worked out

i just needed to get that off my chest

 

[HT F8]

LOL how embarrassing.

kk<3

 

[N64]

name me one important thing KK has done lately!

*sits back with line cast*

<3 gj kk

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Weren't you always terrible?

That's a really f***ed up question to ask me I'm trying to fix that about myself. No matter how beautiful a thing I create in like art or doing great at something I can't see anything good i'm blind and I'm struggleing to reliaze I could even be a nice, cool guy. But sure i've never have believed I was any good.

But I try hard and I do believe in myself for the most part. Hey have you ever beaten a sheik main as pichu or even come close? I've come hella close a few times more than you can f***ing say.

 

[SSBMLahti]

That's a really f***ed up question to ask me I'm trying to fix that about myself. No matter how beautiful a thing I create in like art or doing great at something I can't see anything good i'm blind and I'm struggleing to reliaze I could even be a nice, cool guy. But sure i've never have believed I was any good.

But I try hard and I do believe in myself for the most part. Hey have you ever beaten a sheik main as pichu or even come close? I've come hella close a few times more than you can f***ing say.

I didn't mean to offend you I joke like that, I'm sure you're really good and you're obviously very knowledgable when it comes to anything Pichu.

 

[CloneHat]

We need a big tourney in Ontario.

Do we have any TOs up for it?

 

[Geist]

So SSBM's 9 years old since yesterday.
:D

Cool.
Crap, I missed it, though.
D:

Oh ****, happy belated birthday Melee :D
Someone should make sigs like they did for Melee's 7th bday

 

[Kason Birdman]

We need a big tourney in Ontario.

Do we have any TOs up for it?

awww hell yes! I have been thinking this for a while now.. Needs a good location though, and thats the thing with ontario.. the only good place to hold one is toronto but it is somewhat inconveniently located.... actually its roughly equadistant from ottawa and chatham.. no?

get lahti down here for this.

 

[CloneHat]

Kingston is between Ottawa and Toronto, as well as being closer to Quebec.

 

[Kason Birdman]

truuueee... but further from london, st. marys, chatham, waterloo lol

 

[CloneHat]

D:

Maybe we'll just have it in BC and everyone will have to take the plane regardless.

 

[SSBMLahti]

get lahti down here for this.

I'm game

 

[Kason Birdman]

D:

Maybe we'll just have it in BC and everyone will have to take the plane regardless.

hahaha ok.. ontario tourny in BC.


.. NO BC PLAYERS ALOUD

 

[DtJ Jungle]

lolcanada

umad

 

[CloneHat]

lolcanada

umad

He's got a point. We've got to step it up or we'll be stuck driving to the US forever.

 

[EC_Joey]

heyyyyyyy aren't you that shiek who's been at the same level of play for years now?
hows it feel getting passed by players lmao
wait wait don't answer yet
lmk after i wreck you in our MM

Poor KK, how's he ever going to prove himself?

Oh wait...

 

[Twin_A]

poor KK. Obviously still stuck at the same level, never proving himself as any more than a mediocre Sheik, never placing well at manjor national tourneys...

Man I hope someone doesn't eat off his own foot.

Good job KK. Way to "Suck at Sheik" and look good doing it <3

 

[Rubyiris]

Arizona's "zero" tier player Rubyiris coming to say:

I'm 21 nao guise. <3

 

[trahhSTEEZY]

heyyyyyyy aren't you that shiek who's been at the same level of play for years now?
hows it feel getting passed by players lmao
wait wait don't answer yet
lmk after i wreck you in our MM



implying it's not glaringly obvious what character i play

trolling or not, way to get ***** kniht. kirbykaze probably felt like getting this high in tourny just to prove this post wrong

 

[CloneHat]

EDIT: I just read the ROM results and now I see what's so funny

 

[DtJ Jungle]

inb4 KK comes in here and says he sucks

 

[KirbyKaze]

i hate you

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

So mean KirbyKaze which you? like du or ihr? stupid language

 

[TheGoat]

I've been thinking...if melee had more balanced characters (i.e. buff all bad characters to a point where they are viable in competitive play), and removed phantom hints, and maybe balance a few more stages
and a graphics touch up too
It would be too good of a game for the physical universe to handle. Think about it.
Not to say melee isn't amazing ****, but sometimes I think, with a few relatively easy adjustments, this game would go on forever. Like chess or some card game. Anyone else?