I remember the first time I met n00b.
I was traveling to Hollywood in my Winnebago, I had a thirst, but not all the water in the universe could quench it, this was a something different, a different thirst. A very lusty thirst.
I arrived at a bar and ordered a pint of Guinness, I scanned the room nothing going on. In my youth I was very headstrong, arrogant, horny. I thought I could handle everything, until. My beverage arrives, I notice the young bartender, your average looking American, as slides the pint to my half of the bar, I notice his hands. They looked strong, rough and callused. I look up and our eyes locked. I then broke that long 13.36 second silence and asked "do you play?" He responded "only to win." Blood rose to my face, for the first time in a while I was at a lost for words.
We were up all night, smashing, no items, we wanted to smash with out god given abilities. He was on top most of the night, but I surprised him with some of my own moves.
I left that following morning while he slept, although I had just met him that night, I knew our souls would be forever intertwined.
9 months later, I gave birth to SNES nub, n00b wasn't there. And now he can never physically be there for his ******* child.
I will never forget n00b, NEVER!