Grand Old Thread: League of Legends!

[Cia]

i heard something about queue dodgers now having to wait 15 minutes before they get to play again? that's amazing

 

[L__]

queue dodgers?

as in during champ select? if so that makes me kind of sad

 

[Limeee]

que dodging is an essential piece of gameplay, and without it, it disrupts my ability to play

when i see a master yi with revive

 

[L__]

when my team fails to pick characters that compliment each other I feel inclined to dodge

but that hasn't happened in awhile

 

[DippnDots]

i hate yi's, mainly because, 90% of the yi's are trash but manage to farm into godmode when im not in a premade :\

 

[Dekar173]

http://www.lolbase.net/us/Jazriel

Wheaties box material

 

[Zolga Owns]

Pfft. I'm even lower.

 

[Dekar173]

Do you talk **** to people about how great you are?

 

[Octave]

I thought you start at 1200?

 

[S l o X]

is that the end of page 69? ):

i expected more s and more talk about how good sunfire eve is.

 

[Zolga Owns]

Do you talk **** to people about how great you are?

No. Infact I openly admit how awful I am at this game. <3

 

[KevinM]

http://www.lolbase.net/us/Jazriel

Wheaties box material

Good thing you're a mod and totally mature about ****.

Reported.

 

[Dekar173]

I found it hilarious, so I linked this LoL information on the LoL thread.

Immature how, again?

Also Zolga I make fun of you in skype, but that's because I make fun of everyone in skype ;P I hope you don't ACTUALLY think you're bad. You're better than quite a few people I regularly play with. Don't get yourself too down XD

 

[M3D]

He's been warned. Dekar, more maturity plz.

 

[Virgilijus]

Immature how, again?

Linking to some one's profile and making sarcastic comments about how great there are isn't exactly a flagship of maturity.

 

[Zolga Owns]

Well I know I'm not BAD but I still have alot to learn. Just compared to majority of you all, I am pretty "bad".

 

[Jazriel]

I haven't posted in this thread for weeks, but idiots just can't get enough of me it seems. And to think I was banned from TL for being the instigator, rofl.

Gotta love idiots on the internet who find comfort in the fact that they can escape any fact to the delusions of their own mind. Solo Queue ELO is a direct correlation of my skill? What a joke. There is so much evidence, and many testimonials of top-end players saying otherwise. But some scrub thinks he has the right to instigate conflict by linking to a site that displays information he knows nothing about.

I have ~95% win rate in Solo Queue Ranked, because people below 1600 are trash. Grinding my way from ~800 ELO to 1000 has seen me losing, what, 4 games? Some teams can't be carried no matter how good my in-game score is.

But by all means Dekar, continue to believe you're right and continue to be immature. As I asked earlier, I'd like to know who made you a mod, because you are so naive, immature, and blatantly stupid that I cannot fathom SWF would stoop to the point where they would want the assistance of people like you. Glad to see people don't even need intervention from me to realize you're an idiot and to report you. Hopefully the Admin who came here like 80 pages ago comes back and actually does something about your ridiculous attitude.


This is all aside from the fact that I haven't spoken to anyone from SWF for like a month and yet my name still exists in the minds of the people who populate it. Trolling people by my very lack of presence. Truly, I am the best. :D

 

[Dekar173]

Truly, I am the best. :D

You'll have to pay me royalties for use of my phrase there, chum.

 

[Leacero]

 

[EC_Joey]

I want to buy a tank. I ditched Amumu after he got nerfed. Thinking of getting Garen. Gragas seems pretty awesome too. Galio doesn't seem as awesome after the slight nerf.

I have Rammus, but I'm not really a fan.

Suggestions?

 

[Vex Kasrani]

Garen isn't that great of a Tank tbh, hes just a tanky DPS.

Shen?

 

[Octave]

I've come to the conclusion that this game just depresses me and am taking an indefinite hiatus.

Not that you care.

 

[Juno McGrath]

Shen is the easiest IMO.

But Garagas is... just... okay i guess. His game will be so much harder after locket nerf (Depending on how bad it is) because its so broken lol

I dunno, garagas is harder to play than most champs, but you should play who you like.

 

[M3D]

Sorry I sucked in 3s tonight, Dekar & co. I need to play them more often and get yelled at more so I pick up the pace there. 5s went a lot better for me.

 

[Dekar173]

You mean when everyone was lagging out, including the other team?

I think that's excusable lmao

 

[jpak]

I want to buy a tank. I ditched Amumu after he got nerfed. Thinking of getting Garen. Gragas seems pretty awesome too. Galio doesn't seem as awesome after the slight nerf.

I have Rammus, but I'm not really a fan.

Suggestions?

Don't get garen, gragas is awesome but he is going to get nerfed so see how he is after the patch. Galio is still very good but requires good teammates.
Cho, Malphite, Mordekaiser, Nunu, and Udyr are great and can be played off-tank too.

 

[Zolga Owns]

So anyone at low ELO wanna duo queue? I'm better than my Solo Queue score implies and I'd like to get back above the 1000s. I can't stand teams that I have to carry ALL BY MYSELF. I can play Akali, Miss Fortune, Eve, and Shen.

 

[Dekar173]

I'll queue up with you, I don't care if we get losses with random BR kids or anything =P

The thing is, I'm only down if I don't have anyone else on who might wanna arranged it up o.o

 

[Mogwai]

I want to buy a tank. I ditched Amumu after he got nerfed. Thinking of getting Garen. Gragas seems pretty awesome too. Galio doesn't seem as awesome after the slight nerf.

I have Rammus, but I'm not really a fan.

Suggestions?

Galio was nerfed way harder than mumu. His damage output is so ****ing low now T_T.

As everyone else is saying, you should really wait on this patch to see how hard Malphite and Gragas got hit. Rammus is the ideal tank who never gets touched in patch notes, so it's a shame you don't like him because he's been the safest tank to learn for awhile now.

 

[M3D]

You mean when everyone was lagging out, including the other team?

I think that's excusable lmao

Yeah, it was annoying that I couldn't start the wraiths right away cause of the lag and then when I got into lane with half health, Mundo jumped me while I was trying to click backwards and position myself. Apparently during the lag I just kept running forward. Riot's servers are so pro. I'm on fiber, so I know that I am not the cause of the lag.

Don't get garen

wut?

Garen is still top-high tierish. Why shouldn't he get one of the better champions in the game?

 

[Frolossus]

today marks the day where for the first time since season 1 started i have passed 1200 elo i think
lol

Edit: Christmas skins are coming http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=391011

i want that mf skin

 

[Tom]

best post

everyone should strive to make a post like this



=^-^=

 

[john!]

teemo's visor is off, his face is purple, and his eyes are closed... obv. he's dead

 

[M3D]

zomg, free Malzahar week. Teach me Tom! Teach me!

 

[DanGR]

teemo's visor is off, his face is purple, and his eyes are closed... obv. he's dead

Inaccurate.



If he were to die in outer space by taking his helmet off he'd likely die from explosive decompression before suffocation, which is what your description implies has happened.

After a while of being in outer space, his face would probably turn pale from all the organs and blood leaving the many orifices of his body, including his eye sockets, which would most definitely not be closed by his eyelids during this time.

 

[ruin`]

who cares?

 

[DanGR]

Sorry, in a bad mood.

 

[M3D]

I am freakin ticked that they aren't bringing back last year's christmas skins. I want Santa Nunu.

 

[john!]

this patch is insane.

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=391819

 

[Juno McGrath]

Malphite
Seismic Shard slow and haste changed to 14/17/20/23/26% from 10/15/20/25/30%
Seismic Shard cast range reduced to 625 from 700
Ground Slam mana cost increased to 60/65/70/75/80 from 60


Malzahar
Null Zone percent of health damage increased to 5/6/7/8/9% from 4/5/6/7/8%
Null Zone no longer has a minimum damage dealt
Voidlings now spawn after 4 casts instead of after 5

Feels good man

Phantom Dancer
Upgrade cost reduced to 400 from 900
No longer provides Dodge Chance

Glad they fixed this...

Flash no longer pops projectiles
Flash cooldown increased to 255 seconds, from 240

Hope you guys are happy with this