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JesiahTEG
Smash Master
JesiahTEG's Smash Dream That Occured On Feb. 11th
Hi guys, my name is Jesiah The Evolutionary Gamer, or Jesse *****. I recently had a dream related to Smash...Alright, so it was entirely about M2K. I feel I need to share this with somebody. I am not making any of this up, it all happened.
We were at COT4, even though I wasn't there, pretty much everyone I knew was there. M2K was playing a match vs some dark (of African descent) person, while eating a Mango with one hand. He won his match, then someone else came over. This time the kid was white. M2K dominated him again, and the pattern repeated. This is pretty usual as most of you know. However, after each person he beat he kept saying "I'm the god**** Batman." as if he were trying to prove he actually was indeed, the god**** Batman.
After he was done with his Mango, he was like "Oh man, my hands are sticky!" All of a sudden, his controller shot out some soap, rinsed his hand with water and dried it off with apparently, some sort of blowdrying feature. I asked him where he got that controller, and he replied "I'm the god**** Batman." And I was like, "Seriously Jason where did you get it." And he was like, "Well, I was sick of controller Johns so I bought this high tech state of the art controller for 15,000 dollars, pretty much all of the Smash money I've had saved up." So I said "WTF YOU SPENT IT ALL?!?!" And he was like "Yeah, but I would have had more if I hadn't gotten cheated in the past. Look at my Myspace."
Now this is the weird part. IRL I'm friends with him on Myspace, so I would just go to his Myspace via my friends list or w/e. But he wrote down his URL to me.
www.myspace.com/TheDarkKnight
So I got my Blackberry out, typed it in and then I saw a picture of Batman. All of a sudden I realized...HE REALLY IS THE GOD**** BATMAN. And I got all mad and like started yelling at him, but he was like "I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU OVER AND OVER!" And I was like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!!!" But anyways, the tournament went on.
There was this one guy, Thumbswayup who I have never even met before, but in my dream he was just complaining about everything. I see him complain a lot on the boards so I'm assuming that's why he was complaining in my dream. Anyways, Chibo was getting all pissed and called security on him. Thumbs got shot.
There was a huge outbreak, everyone was BUGGING OUT...Inui and Atomsk were using teamwork to make their way through the venue, Azen was Fsmashing everyone. The goal was to get out of the venue ASAP, since no one wanted to get shot. Spamerer was just sort of chilling, waiting for everything to die down. Everyone was like "SPAM NOWS NOT THE TIME!!!" and he was like "I KNOW, THATS WHY IM WAITING FOR IT TO GO DOWN!" so everyone just decided you know what, **** em let's just get out of here. I grabbed Ally as my partner to help get me out of this situation, since his name is Ally and I was in need of an Ally. People were going crazy trying to get out, and all of a sudden..OUT OF NOWHERE, M2K came through the middle of the venue ON THE BATCYCLE, and broke through a window and sped off. It was ridiculous.
We all assumed he was going to Chibo's house, so we followed. Turns out Chibo lived in a GIGANTIC MANSION. Picture the 1st Resident Evil game, and you have this. We all asked Chibo why we didn't just play the entire tourney in here, since he had a room that could have easily fit 500 people. He said "Well Texas came and we weren't expecting them. And Hylian, who in my dream was a huge monster said to Chibo "Dude, we only have 5 people...Our best players didn't even come!!" and someone else was like "CHIBO YOU IDIOT NOT THE STATE OF TEXAS ITSELF!! STATES CAN"T MOVE!!" And Chibo was like "****." so he called security again, but this time no one came. Philly billy was absolutely pissed at what happened, so he was looking for chairs and stuff to throw, but Chibo knocked his *** out before he had a chance. Just as we were all getting ready to kill Chibo, a wild Meta Knight appeared!
Chibo kept trying to capture it and we were all watching in awe. Someone asked "WHERES MANGO WHEN WE NEED HIM" and someone else was like "wow, m2K ate him, literally."
So then, Pokemon being my expertise and all, I pulled out a master ball and I was about to catch the Meta Knight, but then Reflex came and sent out his Squirtle. I was like ok, i can take this thing...but then he sent out his charizard too!
I was like WTF HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?!! THATS AGAINST THE GAMES CODE...And that's when I realized he was playing Brawl +. Everyone started laughing as if it was a joke, so I just went along with it...I was mad on the inside though, and was thinking how to get back @ everyone.
Then it hit me... I WAS A MOD!! I COULD BAN EVERYONE. So I tried, but Hylian dickslapped me for abusing my powers. He quickly unbanned everyone, and I became the center of attention! They all wanted to kill me!
They were closing in...I thought there was only 200 so I tried to fight them...I severely underestimated. There were close to 300! It was a disaster, I thought I was done for, then I realized wait a minute...ALLY! All of a Sudden I heard "NOW!" and EVERYONE BLEW UP, and I was being whisked away by Ally and he was holding onto a Cypher!!
We flew into the night sky, and I was like "thanks Ally, you're just as good as everyone says." and he was like "kj;lasfkl;jawifh;fefwia;fhiuvnriap!!!" I didn't really understand him, but whatever came out of his mouth it sounded really nice.
Then I thought Wow. I'm really like, meatriding the best Snake right now. This is stupid, I"M THE BEST SNAKE NOT ALLY!! So I quickly climbed up Ally's leg, past his surprisingly unmuscular chest, stood on his head and grabbed the cypher for a quick gimp. Ally fell to his death, and I was riding alone on the Cypher.
The wind felt good, but then I started to realize...Omg, I'm going too high. WAY TOO HIGH!!!! I flew so high in fact that I was on Skyworld! It was pretty insane. I landed, and looked around for the enemy Meta Knights. I just assumed they were going to be Meta Knights. To my surprise, it wasn't a Meta Knight that appeared...It was Xyro, from Texas!
He began to explain to me that Skyworld was a great place, and that I shouldn't be afraid of it. I told him that I had this friend named Inui that disagrees and that I'm more inclined to listen to Lucas. But then he got confused between the Brawl Lucas and Inui. So I slapped him to solve the problem.
He said ok, well Inui is REALLY stupid and shouldn't be listened to. I then explained to him that Inui fought vs a Blastoise once and won. Then Xyro quickly changed his mind, realizeing that Inui's logic must be crazy if he beat a Blastoise! So I said "Listen mo****a! I need to get back home, bring Pit to me!" So he summoned Pit, and I rode Pit back to my backpack in the original venue.
I looked around, and it was all empty. Except for one chair. It was him...M2K. Playing against a computer Snake. And I was liek "M2K, why are you here?" and hes like "Cuz I suck and want to be the best." And I was like "but you're EC's hero!" and hes like "IM NO BATMAN!" And he started to run away, surprisingly fast... like, really fast. So I decided that I needed to get M2K back to Chibo's mansion to win the tournament for the East Coast. So I told Pit that he was a ****ing loser and that I didn't need him anymore, and I needed Sonic instead. So I got on Sonic's back but STILL couldn't catch M2K! We put some bunny ears on though, and eventually caught up to him. He said something about being too slow, but it didn't matter. We needed to restore M2K's confidence.
The end.
Hi guys, my name is Jesiah The Evolutionary Gamer, or Jesse *****. I recently had a dream related to Smash...Alright, so it was entirely about M2K. I feel I need to share this with somebody. I am not making any of this up, it all happened.
We were at COT4, even though I wasn't there, pretty much everyone I knew was there. M2K was playing a match vs some dark (of African descent) person, while eating a Mango with one hand. He won his match, then someone else came over. This time the kid was white. M2K dominated him again, and the pattern repeated. This is pretty usual as most of you know. However, after each person he beat he kept saying "I'm the god**** Batman." as if he were trying to prove he actually was indeed, the god**** Batman.
After he was done with his Mango, he was like "Oh man, my hands are sticky!" All of a sudden, his controller shot out some soap, rinsed his hand with water and dried it off with apparently, some sort of blowdrying feature. I asked him where he got that controller, and he replied "I'm the god**** Batman." And I was like, "Seriously Jason where did you get it." And he was like, "Well, I was sick of controller Johns so I bought this high tech state of the art controller for 15,000 dollars, pretty much all of the Smash money I've had saved up." So I said "WTF YOU SPENT IT ALL?!?!" And he was like "Yeah, but I would have had more if I hadn't gotten cheated in the past. Look at my Myspace."
Now this is the weird part. IRL I'm friends with him on Myspace, so I would just go to his Myspace via my friends list or w/e. But he wrote down his URL to me.
www.myspace.com/TheDarkKnight
So I got my Blackberry out, typed it in and then I saw a picture of Batman. All of a sudden I realized...HE REALLY IS THE GOD**** BATMAN. And I got all mad and like started yelling at him, but he was like "I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU OVER AND OVER!" And I was like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING!!!" But anyways, the tournament went on.
There was this one guy, Thumbswayup who I have never even met before, but in my dream he was just complaining about everything. I see him complain a lot on the boards so I'm assuming that's why he was complaining in my dream. Anyways, Chibo was getting all pissed and called security on him. Thumbs got shot.
There was a huge outbreak, everyone was BUGGING OUT...Inui and Atomsk were using teamwork to make their way through the venue, Azen was Fsmashing everyone. The goal was to get out of the venue ASAP, since no one wanted to get shot. Spamerer was just sort of chilling, waiting for everything to die down. Everyone was like "SPAM NOWS NOT THE TIME!!!" and he was like "I KNOW, THATS WHY IM WAITING FOR IT TO GO DOWN!" so everyone just decided you know what, **** em let's just get out of here. I grabbed Ally as my partner to help get me out of this situation, since his name is Ally and I was in need of an Ally. People were going crazy trying to get out, and all of a sudden..OUT OF NOWHERE, M2K came through the middle of the venue ON THE BATCYCLE, and broke through a window and sped off. It was ridiculous.
We all assumed he was going to Chibo's house, so we followed. Turns out Chibo lived in a GIGANTIC MANSION. Picture the 1st Resident Evil game, and you have this. We all asked Chibo why we didn't just play the entire tourney in here, since he had a room that could have easily fit 500 people. He said "Well Texas came and we weren't expecting them. And Hylian, who in my dream was a huge monster said to Chibo "Dude, we only have 5 people...Our best players didn't even come!!" and someone else was like "CHIBO YOU IDIOT NOT THE STATE OF TEXAS ITSELF!! STATES CAN"T MOVE!!" And Chibo was like "****." so he called security again, but this time no one came. Philly billy was absolutely pissed at what happened, so he was looking for chairs and stuff to throw, but Chibo knocked his *** out before he had a chance. Just as we were all getting ready to kill Chibo, a wild Meta Knight appeared!
Chibo kept trying to capture it and we were all watching in awe. Someone asked "WHERES MANGO WHEN WE NEED HIM" and someone else was like "wow, m2K ate him, literally."
So then, Pokemon being my expertise and all, I pulled out a master ball and I was about to catch the Meta Knight, but then Reflex came and sent out his Squirtle. I was like ok, i can take this thing...but then he sent out his charizard too!
I was like WTF HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?!! THATS AGAINST THE GAMES CODE...And that's when I realized he was playing Brawl +. Everyone started laughing as if it was a joke, so I just went along with it...I was mad on the inside though, and was thinking how to get back @ everyone.
Then it hit me... I WAS A MOD!! I COULD BAN EVERYONE. So I tried, but Hylian dickslapped me for abusing my powers. He quickly unbanned everyone, and I became the center of attention! They all wanted to kill me!
They were closing in...I thought there was only 200 so I tried to fight them...I severely underestimated. There were close to 300! It was a disaster, I thought I was done for, then I realized wait a minute...ALLY! All of a Sudden I heard "NOW!" and EVERYONE BLEW UP, and I was being whisked away by Ally and he was holding onto a Cypher!!
We flew into the night sky, and I was like "thanks Ally, you're just as good as everyone says." and he was like "kj;lasfkl;jawifh;fefwia;fhiuvnriap!!!" I didn't really understand him, but whatever came out of his mouth it sounded really nice.
Then I thought Wow. I'm really like, meatriding the best Snake right now. This is stupid, I"M THE BEST SNAKE NOT ALLY!! So I quickly climbed up Ally's leg, past his surprisingly unmuscular chest, stood on his head and grabbed the cypher for a quick gimp. Ally fell to his death, and I was riding alone on the Cypher.
The wind felt good, but then I started to realize...Omg, I'm going too high. WAY TOO HIGH!!!! I flew so high in fact that I was on Skyworld! It was pretty insane. I landed, and looked around for the enemy Meta Knights. I just assumed they were going to be Meta Knights. To my surprise, it wasn't a Meta Knight that appeared...It was Xyro, from Texas!
He began to explain to me that Skyworld was a great place, and that I shouldn't be afraid of it. I told him that I had this friend named Inui that disagrees and that I'm more inclined to listen to Lucas. But then he got confused between the Brawl Lucas and Inui. So I slapped him to solve the problem.
He said ok, well Inui is REALLY stupid and shouldn't be listened to. I then explained to him that Inui fought vs a Blastoise once and won. Then Xyro quickly changed his mind, realizeing that Inui's logic must be crazy if he beat a Blastoise! So I said "Listen mo****a! I need to get back home, bring Pit to me!" So he summoned Pit, and I rode Pit back to my backpack in the original venue.
I looked around, and it was all empty. Except for one chair. It was him...M2K. Playing against a computer Snake. And I was liek "M2K, why are you here?" and hes like "Cuz I suck and want to be the best." And I was like "but you're EC's hero!" and hes like "IM NO BATMAN!" And he started to run away, surprisingly fast... like, really fast. So I decided that I needed to get M2K back to Chibo's mansion to win the tournament for the East Coast. So I told Pit that he was a ****ing loser and that I didn't need him anymore, and I needed Sonic instead. So I got on Sonic's back but STILL couldn't catch M2K! We put some bunny ears on though, and eventually caught up to him. He said something about being too slow, but it didn't matter. We needed to restore M2K's confidence.
The end.
teh_spamerer
Smash Master
LOOOOOOOOOL
I am too goodz
Jesse, that was perhaps the most enjoyable thing I've read in a long while.
JesiahTEG
Smash Master
I took some sleeping pills before I went to bed that night, so that probably explains it.
KnightMare516
Smash Lord
Wtf That Should Be A Movie I Really Liked That
Max Ketchum
Collegiate Starleague Smash Director
Good lord. Jesiah's dream = ****ing amazing.
AllyKnight
Banned via Administration
lmaoi too good
CT Chia
Smash Obsessed
that was amazing. i would also like to see it made into a movie. can i be cast as the role of chibo? i wanna live in a mansion and kick phillybillys ***!
Max Ketchum
Collegiate Starleague Smash Director
Cast me as M2K.
Hitman JT
The Infinite One
that.....was.....EPIC
Max Ketchum
Collegiate Starleague Smash Director
Yay, my TO status application got approved. Blue letters compliment Kain's face well.
post count +1's are cool
_Yes!_
Smash Hero
Yeah they are.
Max Ketchum
Collegiate Starleague Smash Director
noodles != +1 post counts
Shadow 111
Smash Lord
no more members' pictures atomsk?? =/ ... **** and i was looking forward to my fudd picture =/ you *******. i just realized how low i am for crew battles =(... guess i gotta try to step up my game a little. i think i have gotten better since going to CoT4... but i'll see. there's an enemy controller tournament on the 28th, right? i can't find it in tournament listings for some reason.
_Yes!_
Smash Hero
It's the one we're teaming at lmao!
JesiahTEG
Smash Master
Sorry I had to gimp you like that dude.
Shadow 111
Smash Lord
LOL, i know!! i just thought it might have been canceled or something cuz i don't see it anywhere
.also- me and yes are going double falcon... get *****
Kaiber Kop
Smash Master
Are you the one who texted me a couple of days ago lol? I didn't recognize the number but the spelling of the words let me know XD. Anyway, I didn't have to wait, they were actually already back. It just looked like the room was empty. I still didn't like how I was left there but you couldn't do anything about that. I am planning on going to the next EC event though, too bad there isn't anything this weekend. I would've texted you back but my balance is $0.00 lol. Good thing for smashboards.
Shadow 111
Smash Lord
haha, yea. i was trying to make a speech impediment through spelling XD. oh, that's good, guess that whole little argument wouldn't have happened if we realized they were already there lol. i have unlimited texting, sorry =/. i just got it on Christmas... i never used it when it costed money lol
Kaiber Kop
Smash Master
Yes the little arguement was pointless, but I'm glad it happened. It was able to show me how things truly are between myself and some of the others in this community. I thank you again for having common sense and moral decency. Anyway, I thought you did a good job in the text XD. It took me a second but it's because I'm slow. My phone also sucks for texting(ask dave). Thanks for contacting me though, it's very appreciated.
Rykoshet
Smash Champion
No Dont Keep It Going, Fix It.
MK26
Smash Master
But...wouldnt he have just C4 recovered?
GTFO of our thread.
Shadow 111
Smash Lord
he really does >_>
XD diem while we were on the line at wawa and people were staring at him for some reason " This is my first time out in public" he says in a loud tone " i'm liking it so far... there are so many new faces!" LOL
I also have friends. Where as you have 2000+ posts, and not a friend in sight. S'ok, little guy.
Also: Stage3FA, DC -> LP,LP,backward, LK, HP, dash back into HCB HP. 55% to every character. Thanks.
BleachigoZX
Smash Master
I'm trying to guess where that "combo" is from but I have a feeling it's a joke I just fell for. >_>
Fook you DMBrandono!!!
Inui
Banned via Warnings
I'm jealous...
Anth0ny
Smash Master
Jesiah what in name of **** did I just read?
LOL
LOL
when u get unbanned use this
★J.G WentWorth★
Smash Champion
Sunday and Monday Morning. S.W.R's having an std (Smash Till Dawn)
Everyone comeee and bring food we're ordering food too.
Get at mee for more infoz
Everyone comeee and bring food we're ordering food too.
Get at mee for more infoz