Brawl jokes

[Captain L]

Why was Ivysaur in a wheelchair?

-He got gimped

How can you tell that olimar is an outdoors man?

-He loves to camp



Yeah, they're not the greatest

 

[Swordplay]

Priest "Do you take this man to be your husband"

Zelda: "I DO"

Priest "Do you take this woman to be your lovely wife?"

Link: "HIYA......HUH HIYAAAAAAAAAAA"

 

[GPEternity]

Why can't pokemon trainer use Lucario?

He aint got the pokeBALLS

What did Ike say to his english teacher?

You'll get no similes from me.

What did link say when he found out shiek was zelda?

Hahhhhhh?

What does MK say when he jumps into Snake's ****?

Come!

Why does marth speak japanese?

He's a weaboo.

Why was peach pissed at Luigi?

He misfired.

Why would Ike make a good security guard?

He fights for his fence.

Why would Marth make a good comedian?

His Punishment game is great.

What does Mario love to eat?

Peaches.

Why can't you play hide n seek with pokemon?

They'll peek at chu.

What did Ike say when Jordan entered the BBHoF?

We like Mike!

What did Pit say when MK tried to unfriend him on facebook?

You can't delete me!

 

[Epic Kovumon]

Why was peach pissed at Luigi?

He misfired.


Why can't you play hide n seek with pokemon?

They'll peek at chu.



What did Pit say when MK tried to unfriend him on facebook?

You can't delete me!

Very nice.

 

[nesti9elbruto]

Sonic said that after sleeping with Peach to Mario?
He told me so ... You are too slow!

???: Ike, how do you win every battle?
Ike: I fight for my friends!
???: And you have friends?
Ike ... ARGH!


Peach says that after leaving Bowser KO?
This is fun!

 

[BlackLightning90]

One word:
Hilarious

 

[IkeFiend]

Hobo: P-Please... Spare some change...?
Ike: You'll get no sympathy from me.

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(Reference to Brawl Taunts)

What's Captain Falcon's favorite meal of the day?

---Falcon LUNCH!

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Ike: Prepare Yourself!
Cristina: Oh, I'm prepared all right. *wink wink*

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Fox: Come on!
Ness: O.K.!
Falco: ...HANDS OFF MY PREY!
Fox: Sheesh, sorry Falco... I thought he was single.

[Lol, corny, I know.]

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[Link's Bedroom]

Link: SAYYYEEAAAHH!
Ganondorf: HRAAAAAAAAAH!
Link: HYAAAAAAA!
Ganondorf: RAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

[Downstairs]

Zelda: ...o_o *goes upstairs* What are you two doing?!
Link: NAAAAAAA!

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What did Luigi say to Peach?

---"I want to bang bang you!

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Ike: You're open!
Cristina: Your Mom's open.

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Cristina: Gotcha!
Ike: I gotcha Mom.

(Lmao, enough Mom jokes now. They're corny.)

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Scenario: Samus and Snake are on a date, but Snake's 30 minutes late.

Samus: *taps foot*
Snake: *Hops out of a bush* Kept you waiting, huh?

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Sonic: Sonic's the name, weed's my game!

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(Brawl Taunts Reference)

Ike: Sorry Roy... But Marth's... Dead.
Roy: ....Not my Marthy!
Ike: *shrugs*
Roy: ...WHY'D they replace me with you, huh!? Answer me this, what do you have that I don't!?!
Ike: *Thinks* ...A HUUUUUGE SWORD!
Roy: ...And!?
Ike: REAL Balls!
Roy: And...?
Ike: *pulls Cristina* A Girlfriend!
Roy: ...WAHHH!!

 

[xepherthree]

What did Peach say when a robot stole her purse?

Oh no! I've been R.O.B.bed!

 

[nesti9elbruto]

What did Peach say when a robot stole her purse?

Oh no! I've been R.O.B.bed!

LOL

 

[nesti9elbruto]

That tells Captain Falcon to ZSS?
Show me your BOOBS

 

[dz1234]

What cereal does Captain Falcon eat?
Falcon CRUNCH!

What did Captain Falcon say when he ate a lollipop?
Falcon LICK!

What did Captain Falcon say when he got a cold?
Falcon SICK!

 

[camelot]

Fastfood guy: "You want fries with that?"

C. Falcon: "YES!"

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What did Lucas do when he got a cold?

PK Sneeze.

 

[Beren Zaiga]

What did Wario say when his balloon burst?

"Wah, wah, wah~!"

What did Bowser say to Mario around Peach?

"Arf, arf arf, arf ,arf!"

What did Marth say to Ike?

Marth: *Insert Japanese that I didn't quite catch.*
Ike: Huh?

What did Olimar say when he volunteered for Dodgeball?

"Pik me! Pik me!"

Pokemon Trainer walks into a store to buy Pokemon Food, what does he say?

"I choose YOU, Chicken!"

What did Lucas say in the bathroom?

"PK PEES!!"

What did Lucas's snake say to him?

"YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!"

Why did Lu drive to Colorado?

He wanted to take his Car to Rio.

What did Luigi say in bed with Peach?

"HA, HE, HU, HO, HUM!!"

 

[i1337]

What did Wolf say when he found a dollar on the ground?

Spoiler

WE'RE GONNA BUY GUM WIT DIS THANG!

>_>

<_<

 

[Rappster]

What did Ike say to his english teacher?

You'll get no similes from me.

What does Mario love to eat?

Peaches.

best two by far

 

[phantomphungus]

???: Ike, how do you win every battle?
Ike: I fight for my friends!
???: And you have friends?
Ike ... ARGH!

You better not have stolen that from MALR collection, or I VHILL KEEL U!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jkuXO-e2cI

What happens when Ike does drugs?

He fights for his meds.( I dunno..)

What would Captain Falcon like to serve to his wife?

A Glass full of FALCON PAUNCH (ow..)

What would Snake give his son?

An RC car..bomb.

What does Snake do inside his box?

Play Imagination.

Some I'm not even sure qualify as joke..

At least you do!

...crap, I suck as well.

 

[slimjim]

What did the doctor say to Sakurai?
-"You must recover!"

What did Ike say to his chemistry teacher?
-"You'll get no enthalpy from me."

Who promotes Nintendo products in Jamaica?
-Reggae Phils.

 

[Banjodorf]

how can you tell Ganondorf is black?

Spoiler

he has to sit at the back of the tier list.

Man, I lol'd.

 

[Uffe]

What did Wolf say when he found a dollar on the ground?

Spoiler

WE'RE GONNA BUY GUM WIT DIS THANG!

>_>

<_<

That one was very good. XD

 

[Yink]

Sorry if these have been repeated.

What do the PKMN Trainer and Master hand both have in common?
-They both have Master Balls

What do you get if you place 2 Solid Snakes on the Final Destination stage?
-Snakes on a Plane

How do you get Ivysaur on a bus?
-You Poke 'em on

What do you call a Yoshi egg that's on the go?
-An Eggo

What furniture does Peach love?
-Toadstools

What happens when you cross Lucas and Mario?
-You get a pile of mucas

How insane is Diddy Kong?
-He's nuts

What type of insurance do Fox and Falco use?
-Blue Shield

 

[Rudementry]

Yo momma so fat, she

Spoiler

survived Snake's up tilt at 150%

 

[Uffe]

Yo momma so fat, she

Spoiler

survived Snake's up tilt at 150%

My Ness must be fat

Spoiler

for surviving at 230% against Snake's uair on Shadow Moses Island.

 

[MK26]

some of these are so bad they're good
Others are so good they're great

 

[A17]

Ironically, only one person made a YES! joke so far.

 

[Red-Blue]

Politically Correct Sonic: Sonic's the name, weeds are lame.

 

[Ownasaurus]

Beef(falcon) vs Owna(falco) in melee (this totally applies to brawl as well):

Beef: "Hey, do you know what kind of car Captain Falcon drives?"
Owna: "No... what?"
Beef: "... a KNEEsan!!!".

As he yells this, he procedes to land a sweetspotted knee in my face and KO me.
.............................................
After feeling around in the dark, pit finally managed to find the light switch.

"The light is on!"

 

[Chaos Swordsman]

What did Captain Falcon say to the cow?

SHOW ME YA MOO!

Why was Game and Watch scolded?

For saying "Beep!"

Shippidge reference

Fox:Knock knock.

Mario:Who's there?

Fox:Interuppting falcon.

Mario:Interuppting falcon-*Get's Falcon Punched"

 

[bibleonian]

So the good captain walks into a bar and the bartender asks him: "What can I help you with?"
The good captain responds with "Show me your booze!!!"

The bartender shows him a highly strong liquor and asks him: "Is this what you're looking for?"
The good captain responds with: "YES"

 

[VodkaHaze]

ALL OF THESE ARE MY JOKES!!

What does Ganondorf do at a kareoke?
Sings of Evil

Why is Jigglypuff a good policeman?
He is very good at arrests

What did Sakurai do after Brawl was made?
He tripped

What happens to Big Blue in winter?
It becomes Bigloo

what does Master Hand do?
Masturbate

How did Falco get into Brawl?
Your mum

 

[orange/xd]

How did Falco get into Brawl?
Your mum

This is just...horrible.

 

[LordoftheMorning]

What did Wolf say when he found a dollar on the ground?

Spoiler

WE'RE GONNA BUY GUM WIT DIS THANG!

>_>

<_<

Lol! Nice one.

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

Lmao at the ROB and Ike joke.

 

[Kief]

What did Wolf say when he found a dollar on the ground?

Spoiler

WE'RE GONNA BUY GUM WIT DIS THANG!

>_>

<_<

Lmfao. That's a good one.

Oh hey Helix.

 

[Keen]

Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong

 

[Turazrok]

Ike fights for his friends. Olimar's friends fight for him.

 

[tocador]

What did C.falcon say to ike?

"Show me your friends!"

 

[bad habiT]

Toon Links Dair spikes(Hysterical Laugh!!! falls to the ground sobbing...) +)

 

[Mclena45]

Hey Snake, what dose Meta Knight say about his damage level?

 

[Skadorski]

What do you call a king Charizard?
Chari-czar-d!
*facepalm*

 

[nesti9elbruto]

What are Master Hand and Crazy Hand?
The hands of Andross