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duckypwns

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What did Ike say to ROB after their battle?

Repair yourself.

How did Ike connect to the internet?

He used an Aethernet cord.
 

Kewkky

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Chuck Norris can beat Tabuu by edgehogging him.
 

bleyva

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how can you tell Ganondorf is black?

he has to sit at the back of the tier list.
 

Mic_128

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This started off good with actual jokes and has decended plummeted into craptown.

Way to go Brawl Disc, you never let me down.
 

BSP

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As far as Chuck Norris is concerned, IDC doesn't exist. There is NO protection from him.
 

duckypwns

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What did Falco say when Fox asked where he liked to be bit?

Personally, I prefer the ear.

What did Ike say when he didn't feel like conducting a concert?

You'll get no symphony from me!

What did Wario say when G&W stole his bike?

WA WA WAHHH

(These are not by me by the way)
 

Reapereater

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What happens when Ike does drugs?

He fights for his meds.( I dunno..)

What would Captain Falcon like to serve to his wife?

A Glass full of FALCON PAUNCH (ow..)

What would Snake give his son?

An RC car..bomb.

What does Snake do inside his box?

Play Imagination.

Some I'm not even sure qualify as joke..
 

stealthwarrior17

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What did Ike say when he didn't feel like conducting a concert?

You'll get no symphony from me!
Hahaha! Ike is a good source of material.

-What did Zero Suit Samus say when Mario hopped into bed with her?

She said, "Is that all?"

-Ness brought a pogo stick. When Snake got on it, his higher weight broke it.

Zero Suit said, "Try me."

(lol, I thought these on the spot)
 

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What happens when Ike does drugs?

He fights for his meds.( I dunno..)

What would Captain Falcon like to serve to his wife?

A Glass full of FALCON PAUNCH (ow..)

What would Snake give his son?

An RC car..bomb.

What does Snake do inside his box?

Play Imagination.

Some I'm not even sure qualify as joke..
Ah! I agree! XD I liked the Falcon Punch and Snake's imagination box!

Hm.. -thinks of one.- Ah..! These are a bit lame, but I'll shoot to try and add on!
What do you search for when angels want their princesses? Peach pits! XD;;

What is Lucas' favorite Pok'emon? PK-chuuu!

Okie dokie! Sorry if those were terrible. XD;; But yay! Add on add on!
 

bleyva

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why do waiters love marth?

-GREAT TIPPER

did ya hear about the girl who put Captain Falcon in the friend zone?

-he put her in the **** zone

did you hear about Link's short-lived career as a prop comic?

-HE BOMBED

what does G&W have in common with flatbread sandwiches?

-nothing

why is Ike's sword shaped like a *****?

-.....you dont know? i dont know aether
 

Skadorski

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Tripping makes my IvySAUR.

What do you call a pokemon trainer with Lucario in his team?
Lucariokemon trainer.

Why is Ike rich?
He fights for his yens (lolbad..........)
 

camden

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Yeah, I'm just gonna do what everyone else is doing here.

Why does Ike never run out of eggs?

He fights for his hens. -_-

......

XD

Why did Ness die when he was critically injured?

He can't recover.
 

Kewkky

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*jumps on the bandwagon*

Why does Ike do so good at "Pin the tail on the donkey"?
-He fights for his pegs.

And, of course, what's a joke thread without a single mention of...


*trip*
 

godgfr

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ike on drugs:

I fight for my hempz

pit against kirby:

you cant repeat me!

all made by me =)
if i think of any more i post i just dont remember all taunts and quotes...
 

Dr. Tuen

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lol at the brawl puns. don't say too many in a row though. you'll get pun-ished.
 
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