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Wario Wario Wario · May 9, 2024

i cant believe nobody ever checked every commerical mascot ever's copyright. they're all public domain, each and every one of them (HYPERBOLE), and i'm the first guy to catch on, i feel like i'm in that one movie big joel talked about one time about the guy with the magic glasses but instead of propaganda made by an alien illuminati it's the legal status of fictional cartoon characters made to sell children high-calorie food.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

how have i never heard of the dilberito until now.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

I really do not like Toy Story 4, but I'm gonna defend it in one regard: Gabby Gabby did nothing wrong. If an elderly woman (antique toy) tried to knife (send Goosebumps dolls after) me in the street (antique store filled with funny Pixar easter eggs) because she desperately needed a kidney (voice box) donated, I am going to DONATE THE KIDNEY (voice box) GOD DAMN IT. SHE NEEDS THE KIDNEY (voice box) MORE THAN ME!!!

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

oh no, this is the worst news that could have possibly happened.

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Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

I haven't seen Digital Circus 2 yet, buuuut are people actually surprised that Jax is being a douchebag? I thought it was pretty obvious from the pilot that he was more just a richard with no redeeming qualities than a lovable rascal.

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

my only thoughts about the switch 2 is "for the love of god DO NOT MAKE A NEW SMASH GAME (unless you rework the way the series is marketed)"

Wario Wario Wario · May 8, 2024

I love CTRNF, it's one of my all-time favourite games, but god damn the Golden Wumpa might be one of the worst designed mechanics in any games I've ever played, it basically just rewards going slow and not taking shortcuts

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2024

oh hey the nasb thread is finally arguing over an actual objective fact and not subjective opinion

i think this is worse

Wario Wario Wario · May 7, 2024

I'm learning Godot, and...

1. This is inexplicably easier than Scratch, the baby coding language for babies
2. It's going to be hard to resist chortling at "Extending member variables"

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2024

please youtube stop showing me the grinning tv man, i hate him.

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2024

"There's too many changes waaaaaaaaaaaaa im a crybaby strawman"
WHY DID YOU ASK FOR A REMAKE AND NOT A PORT THEN??????

Wario Wario Wario · May 6, 2024

I have not seen a bigger "they knew" YouTube thumbnail since Framerater's CD-i video.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

I was planning to do an "every GBA Disney game ranked" list on Backloggd, but the first 2 games I ran into were:

Tokyo DisneySea, an unlocalised dialog driven rock paper scissors game
Aladdin, a port I can very clearly tell has awesome source material despite not having played it, but is so poorly optimised that it makes me want to die (in a joking sense)

and quickly figured out it wouldn't be worth the try, at least for the amount of games.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Been thinking about Foodfight a lot since that documentary came out, and looking at the infamously misleading DVD cover, I feel like there's a very specific aesthetic from the early 2010s, Frutiger Aero adjacent but without the futuristic element, nobody really talks about, that only really existed in promo material for bargain bin kids' media, where it's all curved barren terrain on perfect blue skies with perfect, individually rendered green grass - I assume this is the subconcious result of Windows XP Bliss being burned into everyone's heads for a whole decade

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

Say what you want about WB pushing "evil Superman", but at least that's something that logically makes sense on a basic level in-universe instead of being based on external fandom knowledge, and has not replaced the original character completely, "evil Scrappy Doo" is neither.

Wario Wario Wario · May 5, 2024

I don't get why people treat Sora getting in Smash as if it's some kind of selfless charity donation? Even if you don't share my view that Namco Smash, and especially the Ballot, is very cynical and marketing-driven; completely ignore/don't know that Sakurai has gone on record to saying Sora's negotiations were a matter of chance and not effort; and come up with some kind of gatekeepy reason as to why the many, many fans who didn't want Sora don't count, people act like this was equivalent to Nintendo feeding a billion orphans and not just an Exciting Gaming Moment.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

guys, it's disney's the black hole (1979, rated pg for the first time ever) day!

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

Gets an honest job for harmless means
Is mostly polite to customers despite the questionable business practices he's being forced to work with, only ever losing his **** at a prank visit
Goes unpaid, fails his goal, and gets laughed at by his GF and FIL despite doing nothing wrong.
Cannot find another employer ever due to an ancient prophecy

Peak storytelling really

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

they should've put dry bones in skylanders instead of dk and bowser. that would've been epic.

Wario Wario Wario · May 4, 2024

I don't like how whenever Nintendo fans talk about non-Smash Nintendo crossovers, it's always Nintendo-to-Nintendo, with the exception of maybe Sonic or something. Get weird with it, you know? Give me a Pokemon Conquest or a Mario + Rabbids. Come up with a cartoon or anime crossover or something.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

It's really funny to me that the Game Awards started as a segment on Spike TV. Every award, every reveal, every tear of pride or jealousy, is the legacy of CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR B-

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

I do think that #FreeMelee and the backlash towards 3D All-Stars, even though they probably didn't effect Nintendo's bottom line at all, even positively or indirectly, did make one thing about Nintendo change for the better, albeit more out of luckly timing than anything else: they were some of the first public corporate decisions made under Doug Bowser's Nintendo, and because that was the first impression, it basically killed any chance of Bowser successfully farming the parasocial clout Nintendo has weaponised since Howard & Nester in the 80s (and god did he try for a year or two), and allowed people to look back more critically on the likes of Reggie and Iwata as public figures.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

mvs really just said

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

As much as I want a good Bubsy game, I do admit that there would probably be an extremely antagonistic divide between long-time Bubsy fans and newcomers should that happen.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

The intro of Caddicarus' "PS1 games for babies" video where he talks about kids' games being used as an excuse for lazy parents addicted to PS1 games to tell their spouses feels very suspiciously specific.

Wario Wario Wario · May 3, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

Only 5 minutes in and I already know this is an instant recommend - uh, CW: heavily censored CGI bobs

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

People complaining about gaming "becoming" reliant on "nostalgia pandering" is really funny because early 80s video games soundtracks were obsessed with ragtime and soul, genres that were popular in the 50s and 60s respectively.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

the funko fusion trailer having a "big epic reveal" for funko freddy, the generic mascot nobody knows by name, getting zombified is really funny.

Wario Wario Wario · May 2, 2024

It's kinda weird how because of Mario Party, "party" is a gaming shorthand for "board game". It does feel apt, but also quite specific.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2024

nasb2 fans actually praise their game and don't just use it as a means to **** on nasb1 challenge (impossible)

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2024

I actually really like how Multiversus' marketing is centered more on team-ups than battles. I've always felt crossover fan culture is a bit too focused on fighting and doesn't tend to explore friendship or team-ups or non-battle conflicts/sports as much as it should.

Wario Wario Wario · May 1, 2024

This year marks the first births that could potentially see SpongeBob enter the public domain within an average human lifespan.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2024

I think about "YouTube Poop: Insert Quote From the Movie Here" every day, this isn't even an exaggeration.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2024

the google play sonic thread is absolutely the first in-the-wild instance of engineered community-notes-bait.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 30, 2024

I had a dream where Donkey Kong 64 was released into the public domain by accident, and it became a meme to put Lanky Kong in games, and even mainstream AAA studios were doing it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 29, 2024

Watching the Rerez Mad Cats video, and in the Switch era it feels insane that there was once a time where Nintendo's controllers were the gold standard and 3P controllers were fragile, sticky junk.

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