As I get older and less cynical, I feel like I've really come to appreciate "power of friendship" and other such "conveniences" as storytelling devices.
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why does he have an enemy insignia on his bracelet
something i found out while googling donkey kong jr earlier is that people who think "mario canon" exists and/or matters are adamant that mario did nothing wrong in donkey kong jr
what the ****
i think the new defunctland is the most unhinged since garfield, but for the exact opposite reason
where was luigi during the events of donkey kong jr
NINTENDO-RARE FANS BE LIKE "CAN'T STAND WHEN MY DECADES-DORMANT SERIES GETS A NEW INSTALMENT IN A DIFFERENT GENRE THAT OPENS WITH META-JOKES AT THE ORIGINAL'S EXPENSE"
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU ARE LITERALLY DESCRIBING Donkey Kong Country (1994)
TBH it's a shame nothing from the direct got leaked beforehand.
WHAT IF WE KISSED IN FRONT OF
THE SLAP CITY ENERGY BOX
I had a nightmare where there was a neo-fascist group with an X for a logo (albeit with an accent), and they nuked Twitter HQ (which was in Skovde, Sweden for some reason) for trademark infringement, and caught Dr. Amigo in the crossfire, turning Skovde into the Skovde stage from Slap City - Dr. Amigo getting nuked was such a tragedy that every TV channel in the UK was taken off of the air permanently out of respect. It was actually moreso a sad nightmare than a scary one.
new defunctland just dropped
Donkey Kong Country Reruns
It is so bizarre how Dunkey gets labled as a "blind Sonic hater" when he literally called a Sonic game "a victory for anyone who loves video games"
i just realised the new mario party's title is a "the the angels angels" situation
they stole frogger's subtitle >
(((((
GARFIEDL????
"oh would zelda get her own sword? would she use magic? a bow and arrow? an offensive shield?"
"LOONEY TUNES HAMMERSPACE PUZZLES GO"
bonks into a rock
how did it take them so long to make a zelda zelda game
i genuinely thought the new mario party was going to be open world for a second when the trailer started
that would be a logistical nightmare
PLAYABLE GOOMBA!
oh hey it's that blue background effect all the mid-effort mugen characters used
thank god they actually took a hint and didn't treat the n64 roms as a bigger deal than actual new games this time
are they legally allowed to say "toy" puns when talking about Funko Pop! Vinyl Adult Decorative Collectables For Ages 13+?????
i thought they said "donkey kong country returns is barely on the switch" for a second and not "barreling"
which, to be fair, is how i'd describe nso
that looney tunes game looks a dreamcast game that got stuck in the temporal tissue and reemerged in 20 years later.
probably a complement
this plug game looks neat
I always found it a bit weird that 2010s-era remakes, compilations, and homages to 80s (and to a lesser extent 90s) games were so filled with dubstep and EDM (Pac-Man Championship Edition for example). I'm not gonna say it's "wrong" or "misunderstands the source material" per say, I think I can understand the thought proccess even, but it does feel very weirdly specific and a little too modern, I don't know any 80s kids (only 90s kids) so I can't say for certain, but I can't help but think that sort of aesthetic would be a bit isolating to the OG fans.
I like how in Rivals of Aether's universe, the quadrupedal animals are just as intelligent as the bipedals.
I don't get why people care about true crime when it's perputrated by Random Joe Schmoe from Mississippi. Like, if it's a celebrity or someone who has otherwise gained actual power like a cult or company, I get it, but when it's like... someone who's life was mostly just making amateur fan comics or working as a cashier, I get equal if not bigger creepy vibes from the cultural fascination than the actual perpetrator (especially doesn't help when people use these individuals as a vehicle for prejudiced rhetoric)
ayo what's the criteria for beating Mario Clock
YouTube keeps recommending me those dumb cartoon clickbait stat lists with no narration, and I think this is a lot funnier than "30 billion SpongeBobs"
should i finish this list
Anybody who says "Smash EARNED its right to weirdo picks" does not know the previous Smash game rosters. They added Dr. Mario before Wario. That is way more egregious than anything MVS, NASB, or even the king of side-over-protagging Slap City has done, and I say that as a die-hard Dr. Mario defender (and also as a complement)
who should my next mvs rtc meme pick be once goober is locked in (i will not consider any of these responses, i just want to get this list out there before i forget about literally everything on it)
-Harry Boyle (Wait Till Your Father Gets Home)
-Ted Turner (Real Life)
-Slip & Slide (Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island)
-Principal Madman (Whatever Happened to Robot Jones)
-The Nickelodeon Mime (Nickelodeon, the TV channel that spontaniously became popular the exact second Warner Bros. lost its ownership of it)
-Benjamin Button (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
-The Real Scoutmaster (Camp Lazlo)
-Concept: Reefer Madness representation
-Running Man (AOL)
-Mutant Enemy (Mutant Enemy closing logo)
-Concept: Glittermitten Grove representation that does not involve Frog Fractions
-Rainbow Randolph (Death to Smoochy)
-Dogwelder (DC)
-Brett the Turbo Teen (Turbo Teen)
-Cockroaches (Joe's Apartment)
-Lonely Rhino (One Crazy Summer Animated Intro)
-MC Jacket Potato (AKA Black Dexter) (Cult Toons)
-Concept: Velma (2023) skins
-The Shmoo (Lil' Abner/The New Shmoo)
-Goopy Geer (Looney Tunes)
-Concept: A 30s celebrity chariacture from Hollywood Steps Out
-Concept: The mobsters from Kangaroo Jack but they're teased in a way that falsely leads you to believe it's the kangaroo for source accuracy.
-Concept: Zendaya is Meechee stage
-Concept: The Real rep
-The frog radio that doesn't have a name yet from the Fosters' preschool reboot.
-Mr. Big (NARC)
-Concept: Problem Solverz stage
-Howie (Almost Naked Animals)
-The Bulter Robot from Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue (I can't be bothered to Google his name)
-The pigeon from Storks they were really trying to make into a meme (I also can't be bothered to Google his name)
-Concept: The Bachelor representaiton
-Mouth-for-eyes-lady from the poster for One Missed Call
The MVS thread is arguing about whether Tweety is iconic, seemingly just as a way to prop up Daffy and nothing else.
sigh is this just... a normal thing for crossover fighting games as whole? Do Marvel vs. Capcom fans argue that googles which characters were never in mvc Blanka is less iconic than googles weird marvel characters Doop the Potato?
Apparently Orka was originally a grappler in Healthy Weapon. Making her a dumb rushdown in Slap City is another classic Ludosity source-inaccuracy W.
Wait, is the main Murder Drone actually named "Uzi"? That is so adorably ow the edge, I love it. -
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