every time i go on youtube shorts i see something utterly surreal, and this might be the most bizarre one yet.
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I'm not saying these are valid substitutes for a new game, but it's really weird how Donkey Kong (particularly Country) fans will say "We're so starved!" when they've got a major role in one of the highest grossing movies of the year, and basically the biggest signifier of cultural relevance (sans Avatar): a devoted, major theme park land.
You know how people have kinda grown sick of "EVIL MICKEY RUNS DISNEY" satire and now want to portray him as a victim? I feel the same way towards bored monkey NFTs. It's not the funny monkeys' fault their faces are attached to an MLM. They must be released from the blockchain prison.
"They're hiding 11 fully complete characters from playtesters" is the Earthquake Theory of NASB.
this is the scariest game ever and it's literally not trying
I may have a go at writing the Smash Ballot article, that being said, certainly not yet, and I also am struggling to think how to talk about this subject to a slightly larger audience, some of whom probably will have never as much as considered the idea of the ballot being bad, without coming off as vindictive or judgemental and without criticising any specific character picks (I will absolutely discuss the Banjo-Geno/Chief-Sephiroth disparity, which being neutral about is gonna be EXTREMELY difficult). It also might depend a bit on the nature of the application, I don't want to be giving away my email address or such.
part of a balanced breakfast
If I wrote a SmashBoards front page article, which should I choose?
I'm not particularly phased by the passing of time, it's sort of a personal in-joke for me that I stopped keeping track of my age somewhere in my teens, but GOD DAMN, 2 years until the 20th anniversary of the Wii?
I do hope that some elements of Sportsmates are incorporated into Miis in future - particularly their lack of gender and ability to (easily) be given animal features.
what if juarassic park was about steller's sea cow instead of dinosaurs
I had always heard about the "AVGN scandal" and the TheCinemassacreTruth subreddit, and had always been a bit skeptical but never looked into it, so after watching a bit of the Dan Olsen video, noticing how mundane and trivial his criticisms (if that) of Rolfe were and how the comments were ragging on the subreddit, I decided to check out said subreddit... uhh, so all they did, all this time, was just insult Rolfe's appearance???? THAT'S IT???? it feels like this subreddit was pre-emptively made while waiting for a non-existant scandal to happen.
The concept of Wikipedia articles for YouTube individual videos isn't funny inherently but then you actually read one and it's hilarious, the idea of talking formally about $456,000 Squid Game in Real Life! and having an infobox listing off its budget, source material, release date, languages
there are so many ideas for smash that i adore on paper but i just know that sakurai's obsession with cosmic horror would screw up.
I really, REALLY hope these bots are stating they have "Genuine Womans" or whatever as opposed to a fellow AI, because the alternative is VERY VERY BAD.
god i wish i knew how to do a siivagunner. the kid icarus game over/skinner my dingaling mashup that has invaded my head for years must be heard by the masses.
"the newest smash game renders all the others obsolete"
counterpoint: melee/brawl bowser run animation
Childhood is when you idolise the Nintendo 64
Adulthood is when the Sega Saturn makes more sense.
I'm watching Max Design Pro, and uhh... I think this one might be based and woke?
"How are kids able to spell that chicken nugget's name?" I say, being able to still after probably half a decade spell "Globglogabgalab" flawlessly without searching first.
warios woods came out 1 year before the n64, and once again, my perception of time is broken
When I had discovered that a lot of commercials entered the public domain either through non-renewal, a lack of copyright notice, or in the case of 80s works, both of the above - and consequentially a good chunk of iconic commercial mascots were PD - I had an epiphany when I remembered that Milhouse debuted in a commercial in 1988, the last year when something could become PD through a lack of notice. So I looked up the commercial and...
When I saw this, I had a nightmare about valid copyright notices the same night.
How a platfighter rep in Smash should go:
"Wow, there's more games out there like Smash? I gotta go try one out"
How it would actually go:
"yeah now the fish mans in smash theres literally no point to play slap city 11 CHARACTERS LMAOOOOO"
who are all the videos where people animate voice actors cursing to their other family-friendly characters censored, like doesn't that defeat the point.
Cartoon reviewers are always waxing about morality, about how no crime should go unpunished and no good deed should go unrewarded (completely missing either the concept of relatable comedy or the concept of allegory in the process), but as soon as this literal 4 year old with no emotional regulation comes up, they create some very uncomfortably violent fantasies.
I think I might be obsessed with Buc-Ees after that video I posted
- So, it's not like a Moto, it's ALL Buc-Ees? They don't have KFCs or Subways in there?
- The Texan-to-non-Texan ratio is insane - 15 out of Texas total, 35 in Texas?
- They aren't just "renowend" for their billboards, they buy like strings of 7 in a row on a motorway.
- Weird amount of attention to their toilets in marketing?
- I think there's more beaver theming here than Mickey theming at Disneyland
- BEAVER NUGGETS? WTF??
- THE CHEFS WEAR COWBOY HATS????????
- So, is Hodwy just non-political Covfefe?
- Is this thing part-fashion brand too????
- THEY BANNED A DUCK FOR LIFE??????
If copyright still had to be manually renewed after 28 years, I'm not 100% confident that Nintendo would let its wacky So Obscure IPs like Stunt Race FX or Mole Mania or whatever become public domain - HOWEVER, there is no way this guy would still be copyrighted (at least in the US) post-2021.
This is NOT the detail I should be focusing on at all, but one of the Nintendo whistleblower reports mentioned that Nintendo (of America at least) does not have a lore database and instead just asks devs to use fan wikis.
The Great Ape War could've become canon.
I like how Smash Bros. Lawl rosters always have a bunch of characters that aren't memes, or sometimes even funny at all, just because the person making the movesets likes them.
why are people STILL making video essays about wish.
For some reason, IGDB has "bleach" and "chocolate" as blacklisted tag keywords. I was submitting articles about advergames made for Creme Egg and Clorox.
In the Rocksteady patch, they gave Korra Maypull dair.
Peak. Absolute peak.
I know "public domain horror movies are an astroturfing campaign to make people oppose the public domain" is an obvious joke theory, and I've always defended the right for what I call "Poohsploitation" films to exist, but... god damn. There is no other explanation for the existence of a solo Piglet horror movie.
This video is what literally every description of a regionally-specific thing aimed at people from other regions sounds like, even if it's from my own region.
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