Wario Wario Wario

This is probably impossible from a development perspective, but I'd love a Stage Builder that lets you design stages with the aesthetics of any other stage in the game, so for example you could make a custom layout for New Pork or Pac-Land or Temple.

not a big surprise that Little Mac is the weakest character in Ultimate - what doofus brings boxing gloves to a fist fight?

I like the art style in the new Link's Awakening remake. somewhat claymation-esqe.

My predictions for the new update are Coin Mode as a Special Smash option and Stage Builder.

Yoshi's not the only one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aF61GHP02s

I'd love a non-Sonic retro Sega rep. Alex Kidd, Dynamite Headdy, Bonanza Bros, Ristar or even Flicky would be awesome.

PewDiePie fans are angry over T-Series "cheating" by "using bots", but then they demand people who don't care for, or like, PewDiePie's content to subscribe to him without a single please or why? that's also cheating, y'know.

if you think "political correctness" is a "danger to comedy", you're a really bad comedian.

A list of (almost) every non-playable 3rd party IP in Smash:

James Bond
Perfect Dark
SimCity
Tetris
Rayman
Bit.Trip
Shovel Knight
Bomberman
Shantae
Rabbids
Monster Hunter
many Namco universes, most notably Tekken, Mappy, Tower of Druaga and Galaxian/Galaga
Virtua Fighter
assorted Mega Man spin-offs
Tales of

and here's some select crossovers they've been in:

Tetris has crossed over with Mickey Mouse, Puyo Puyo and Cardcaptor Sakura
Rayman has crossed over with Assassin's Creed, Beyond Good And Evil and Splinter Cell
Bit.Trip has crossed over with No More Heroes and Bubsy
Shovel Knight has crossed over with Yooka-Laylee, Octodad and VVVVVV
Bomberman has crossed over with Transformers, Licca-Chan (the Japanese counterpart to Barbie) and Adventure Island
Shantae has crossed over with Blaster Master
Rabbids has crossed over with SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tekken has crossed over with PaRappa the Rapper, God of War and InFamous

Pro tip: if your WiFi icon says it's running fast, it's running slow.

You have no clue how many times I've tried and failed to explain to people IRL that nobody actually died in the World of Light trailer.

hoping for more Virtual Boy rep in Smash 7. Harry's spirit was a step in the right direction.

is it just me or is every non-Inkling/non-Octoling character in Splatoon REALLY ugly, character design wise?

beat WoL and got the good ending with Yoshi, Wario and Duck Hunt - but mostly Yoshi. seems he redeemed himself after the tax fraud incident.

Knuckles' Chaotix is the best Sonic game and nobody can change my mind no matter how hard they try.

I think the gunman of the Duck Hunt trio is Mr. Stevenson.

I feel that Smash needs some more non-waifu-y female characters. I honestly scratch my head when people suggest Shantae, Krystal, e.t.c. - like don't we have enough blue-eyed, slim, adult women?

As a huge Bubsy fanatic, I want to clear up a common misconception about Paws on Fire following the Kickstarter trailer: it won't be rated M. that was clearly a mistake on Choice's part. if it was rated M there would be an "M" on the corner of the screen at the beginning, and the second shot of the box art would've still used the M as opposed to the fixed E. not to mention that the trailer would be over-all edgier.

SpongeBob betrayed us!

did you know gaming?: Alex Kidd is short for Alexander Childd

I have no clue where all the high praise for Tetris Effect is coming from. sure, it looks and sounds pretty and probably plays really well (it's very hard to mess up Tetris - through that has been done before, Tetris Worlds, anyone?) but there's no way it's GOTY material - it doesn't even have Tower Climber mode!

I never got the whole "Genwunner" thing - why do people have such an issue with people enjoying just one portion of a game series? you can't dictate what other people like and dislike. the whole "genwunner tears" thing especially ticks me off - doesn't that defeat the whole point of Pokemon, and gaming in general?

Logan Kart 8 - a meme game intentionally designed to be unplayable - actually has a great soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWoMvA_Fy2M

generic Waddle Dee would make a way better Smash fighter than Bandana Waddle Dee. he could still be a spear user, but also float with an umbrella, swing from ropes, use a bow and arrows, throw snowballs and even chop with an axe. not to mention there's way more potential for alternate costumes.

Guys, Prince Haru for Jump Force! he only appeared in the Mario OVA, therefore making him an anime character!

I have a concept for competitive friendly Final Smashes, I'll post a bit about them when I get home

what if Joker's invitation was stolen from Duster, who in turn stole it from Jill Dozer, who in turn stole it from the Bonanza Bros, who in turn stole it from Carmen Sandiego, who in turn stole it from Nabbit, who in turn stole it from Nathan Drake, who in turn stole it from Sly Cooper, who in turn stole it from Rogue the Bat, who in turn... I can't think of any other thieves.

the Bubsy Twitter recently promised a "big announcement", then "Bubsy" said he was writing his "acceptance speech" for something unspecified... Choice Provisions is developing the new Bubsy game and their mascot Commander Video was a trophy in Smash Wii U...

thinking emoji

I have mad respect for Arlo for using puppetry in all his videos, but also have overwhelming contempt for his selfish ungratefulness.

when will Piranha Plant be released to the late buyers? I brought the game on launch day, but decided to pay for PP instead.

since Primary Spirits posses the characters who use them and Waluigi is a primary spirit...


WE DID IT BOYS!

a while back when the fake Gothitelle leak was going around, I misread Gothitelle as Growlithe (a much better Pokemon in all honesty) and made a Growlithe moveset

INTRO: a Great Ball is thrown, releasing Growlithe into battle
BOXING RING TITLE: Owner Protecting Hound
B: Safeguard: a charging move that doesn't deal damage. once it's been fully charged, Growlithe will shine bright and restore to 0% and remove any negative status (Pikmin, Lip's Stick, Ramblin' Evil Mushroom, e.t.c.) from itself
SIDE B: Flamethrower: similar to Charizard's move of the same name, but it's less powerful, lasts longer and Growlithe can turn while using it
UP B: Burn Up: Growlithe covers itself in fire and spins upwards. on first use, this move is extremely powerful and great for recoveries, but if used within a minute of the last use, it will become weak and lack fire animation, but it's recovery will remain intact.
DOWN B: Flame Wheel: a fireball circles around Growlithe. it works similar to Mega Man's Down B, but all other moves can be used while it is active and when Down B is pressed, instead of turning into a projectile, it explodes around Growlithe. it makes Growlithe's fire attacks weaker, but every other move stronger.
FINAL SMASH: Fire Blast: Growlithe charges up a giant blast of fire, which creates a 大 shape across the screen which damages anyone touching it. very similar to Bowser Jr's Final Smash.
UP TAUNT: Growlithe sits down and claps gleefully.
SIDE TAUNT: Growlithe sniffs the air, and barks to indicate that it likes what it smells
DOWN TAUNT: Growlithe growls

To be honest, I'd rather have Rabbid Peach than Rayman in Smash.

Nothing can help a cause as much as a faulty counterargument.

in fact, a lot of my beliefs I started to believe because of faulty arguments against them!

fun fact: if you are to count him as a character, Reckless Safety Notice Man has appeared in the most video games of any fictional character who was created for a video game, with a total of 1529 games. (all retail Wii games + Go Vacation! on Switch)

here's some things I do not like:

smutty adult cartoons (not adult cartoons in general - huge classic Simpsons fan and I've been watching a bit of The Critic lately - just the smutty stuff like Family Guy, South Park, Rick and Morty, e.t.c.)

blind patriotism

10 minute long YouTube videos devoted to shaming artists and their fans for their fetishes and/or interests

people getting "cult classic" and "hidden gem" mixed up

people saying "hello" but not intending to start a conversation

fictional characters created for the sole purpose of being eye-candy (classic Lola Bunny for example)

people using adjectives as nouns (look at those idiotics calling trans people "transgenders"!)

people calling their opinions "facts" (yeah, talking about those Double D memes)

Kuru Kuru Kururin is a good game, but I can't really see it's protagonist, Kururin, being a good Smash fighter.

Splatoon, StarFox and Xenoblade have the worst songs in Smash Ultimate IMO - Splatoon's is obnoxious (Split & Splat and the Splattack remix are notable exceptions), StarFox's is bland and generic (Corneria (Brawl) is a jam through) and Xenoblade's is just ear-piercing. (Guar Plains and Guar Plains Night are nice, and You Will Know Our Names is tolerable)

Honestly, I'd be fine with having 50 million Fire Emblem characters if they weren't all sword lords and other more popular series like DK and Zelda got higher priority

I despise that channel that does those "8-bit tribute" videos. that is not 8-bit, this is 8-bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlokRNcURKM