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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

leaves app to turn Wi-Fi on and off
goes back to app and the Wi-Fi still doesn't work
goes back to system settings, expecting it to still be on the Wi-Fi page
system settings:

Come to the General to waste some time!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

IMO SwSh isn't Sonic 06 bad, but it isn't anywhere near a high point for the series either - a solid attempt given the circumstances (budget being spent on Post Malone concerts, yearly deadlines, corporate mandates, a general lack of interest in Pokémon within Game Freak, first true HD game after working with underpowered handheld hardware for 2 decades) but they can do better. A lot of the criticisms are justifiable - especially when it comes to story writing, PR, and business models - but tend to get drowned out by asinine complaints about low poly trees, reused animations, and the National Dex.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

Bundling older titles with newer releases, like in SADX and most non-maze Pac-Man games, should've become game industry standard a long time ago - though I disagree with the prospect of making them unlockable.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

Nintendo Power Andross:

Two times orphaned incel who was once one of the most respected medical minds in the planet.

Canon Andross:

Invented weapons, got angry his weapons weren't actually being used by anyone, started a war because of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

ClayMates and Jelly Boy have the exact opposite problems - one's too fast with its "Blaze Processing" and the other is too slow.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

I made a roster for an alternate universe first Smash game, and sorted it into the trailers each character would be revealed in

REVEAL TRAILER (the utterly mandatory heavy hitters, plus two iconic yet unexpected retros to shake things up)
Mario
Link
Mewtwo
Kirby
DK
King Hippo
Inkling
Scent Hound

SECOND TRAILER: (more heavy hitters, but not as big as the first reveal - a few crowd pleasers but no true surprises)
Samus
Bowser
Peach
Zelda
Ganon
Fox
Olimar

THIRD TRAILER (a mix of surprising and expected picks, no real "hype" reveals)
King Dedede
Prince of Sablé
Muddy Mole
Yoshi
Onix
Mii

FOURTH TRAILER: (the most strange and surprising inclusions of them all for the most part, along wih a popular Pokémon so people with surface level knowledge can still get something out of the trailer)
Andross
Bubbles
Who Are You Running From?
Jill & Drill Dozer
The Amazon
Squirtle

FINAL TRAILER (the cult characters a lot of players would have wanted but not expected - ending with Villager as the final reveal to resolve the inevitable "could an Animal Crossing character fight?" debate right before launch)
Wario
Chibi Robo
Mike Jones
Tingle
Genesect
Paula
Waluigi
Villager

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

I can't help but feel this only exists to stop people from digging up old corporate skeletons from the 80s.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 6, 2021

"Ugh, Game Freak were so lazy using low-poly trees! Why couldn't they be more like hard working Daddy Sakurai?"
"Daddy" Sakurai:

I should also bring up how weird it looks when you stage morph into Battlefield Mario Maker, though I couldn't find an image of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2021

The negative impact McDonald's deals have had on outside media is immense,

McDonald's got Sonic 3 split in two
McDonald's censored Batman Returns and prevented Tim Burton from working with the IP in future
McDonald's got Camp Lazlo cancelled
McDonald's is supposedly responsible for sexing up Lola Bunny

There are probably tons of other examples of this sorta thing I don't know about.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 5, 2021

Damn, people on the Smash Infinite thread genuinely believe letting people pay for something when they don't know what they're paying for isn't inherently predatory.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2021

A lot of my most wanted Smash fighters you could never do the heart emoji "let X fans be happy!" thing with because they literally do not have fanbases. If you try to tweet "let Mole Mania fans be happy!

" you'd be written off as insane by even the most toxic optimists and devoted Mole Maniacs.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2021

Found this Twitter thread and Google and was surprised how little likes and RTs it has. It's something we need to desperately listen to.

Why are Nintendo fans so awful?

As a Nintendo fan myself, I think I can answer this.
a thread.

(tl;dr - they're the biggest fandom, so they have the most shitters, but keep reading anyway) pic.twitter.com/e3mgntuJso
— Poon Donkus (@poondonkus) July 20, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2021

I love how since Sony removed all the EarthBound music, the first result when you YouTube search "Smiles & Tears" is a pre-SiIvaGunner bait-and-switch video that ends with a Bubsy voice clip

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2021

In hindsight I really don't understand why 1-year-ago me brought the Min Min DLC. At least with Byleth I can say I got suckered by capitalism and take a little less of the blame, buying Minjamin Minjamin was 100% on me.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 4, 2021

I really want to see a Smash trailer where a character generously gives up their invitation to another character, like the Shadman Waluigi comic.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

I think that if there was to be an Xbox crossover it shouldn't be a platform fighter, or a fighter at all. I think it should be the first earnest attempt at making a true competitive kart racer (that isn't a mod at least)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

Digimon fans realising it's scientifically possible for a human brain's neurons to create a more positive reaction to an anthropomorphic garbage bag than it does for a bipedal tiger with 5 eyes and 20 gattling guns on its knees alone.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

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Remade a stage from the Nick All-Stars trailer in Stage Builder.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

Low poly models doing animations intended for higher poly models will always be an unholy sin against nature

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

Ugh, another shadowdrop. This would've been much better in a Direct.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

This image legitmately spooked me when it showed up on Google Images

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

Still can't believe Pixar got away with calling a movie about female puberty "Turning Red".

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

For some reason it's always the franchises that have fell steeply downhill to the point of being a lost cause that do the orchestral emomanip anniversary ads.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 3, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

One thing that makes me a bit happy is that Bowser's Nintendo does seem to listen to backlash - Skyward Sword and the Zelda G&W aren't limited, and they haven't touched competitive Smash to my knowledge since the Big House drama, even cancelling their official Smash tournaments they have no clue how to run. It's probably just for damage control money, but just as good intent doesn't justify bad actions, ill intent doesn't dull the effects of good deeds.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

I've been writing an achievements list for my planned game, and I feel I may have to explain the "beat the game in a single sitting without pausing, idling, going to the home screen, taking damage or dying while using a negative-effect cheat code" achievement in court some day

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

I was just thinking "why don't they make a game where cheat codes are a central mechanic?" - but almost instantly realised that'd just be a traditional fighting game.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

I've been watching Nick Knacks by Poparena a lot - it's basically a retrospective of Nickelodeon history that reviews all the shows, original or aquired, and analyses their place in a corporate television ecostructure, it's doing every show and hasn't even got to the Nicktoons yet! - and honestly it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone give equal amounts of both criticism and praise for all these shows that people either worship on a pedistal or brush aside as timeslot filler. It'll likely be years from now before he gets to these shows but videos for stuff like Breadwinners, Fred, and Butt Ugly Martians will be really interesting.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

I'm surprised they're still going through with this after all the controversy and impending cancellation.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

Sora be smashin' Will

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

Smash needs more remixes like this. Unlike anything you'd ever hear in its origin games to give people who like the Splatoon stage but not the music an option, a genre rarely seen in games at all (Ska), and energetic without being overly "hype"-r.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 2, 2021

Making attacks for Peach and Zelda back in Melee must've been pretty hard. Fighting game attacks need to be distinct and recognisable in silhouette so doing that with a long dress must've been a pain. (This applies to a lesser extent Rosalina in 3DS/Wii U - she floats and has a slightly shorter dress so she wouldn't be as hard to desgin for I imagine)

Perhaps that's why they held off on giving Daisy any unique moves.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2021

If I had more patience I'd try playing every Smash stage with every possible number of fighter to determine the optimal playercount for them - as I've often stood by a lot of the infamously bad Smash stages as being more fun with the right number of players (75M is better with 8 players and Pac-Land is better with 2 or 3 for example)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2021

The "censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it" quote doesn't really hold up when talking about media literally intended for children.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2021

Finally, we know how to get CD-i content in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 1, 2021

I think that if CP11 is delayed and we don't get them by 2021, I can almost gaurantee it's an ActiBlizz rep. Probably Tracer or Crash, but Captain Price could be possible too. Spyro has a snowball's chance in hell though given his unique JP situation.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2021

Where are you sitting?

I'm thinking Sega - but Microsoft is very tempting with Clippit there, same with Sony and PaRappa.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 31, 2021

They adapted a Twitter account into a Netflix series and it wasn't YouTube Thumbnails?

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