Wario Wario Wario

COPPA laws got people putting "THIS VIDEO IS FOR AGES 13+" in the descriptions of SpongeBob clips.

WHY IS ED IN MINECRAFT STORY MODE

There's something I've been meaning to say for a while, now I've got to let it all out...

What if it was all just a dream?

Every now and then I get a glitch where Boxing Ring and the Pokémon Stadiums' screens shrink and stretch, and I like to think that's a result of Incineroar's match against K. Rool, Jr, and Villager.

The voice acting in the American dub of Peppa Pig sounds like one of those intentionally uncomfortably sexual joke anime dubs.

For a while now I've been conceptualising a Smash fangame, don't think I'll ever make it but it's fun to imagine, and I've been thinking up potential rivalries for the fighters in it - and there's one rivalry that came to mind that I can't stop thinking about, so utterly stupid yet so perfectly sensical...

Doug Walker just saved his entire reputation in barely a minute,

STOP KILLING BADGERS TO MAKE SWITCH PROS

Best console variation of all time.

Every masterpiece

Has a cheap copy

THE SIMON COWELL FANDOM IS DYING

LIKE IF YOU'RE A REAL SI CO PATH

It's weird how people don't cling on to Tetris as a Nintendo IP like they do with Banio.

I just realised the reason why Diddy is DK's nephew instead of son or brother is an "I'll be a monkey's uncle" pun.

Classic Rare.

My biggest worry for Monkey Ball Banana Mania, even though it's completely unfounded if Brian Matt's YouTube Q&A is to go by, is that just like Sonic Mania Sega will learn nothing from the game's success and go straight back to the Banana Blitz style.

UK Parlament when Smash adds Greninja and not Grehero

You need to have some audacity to turn a world-famous audio manipulation software into spyware.

Switch Pro announced

No hardware updates

Lateral thinking with withered technology reigns supreme.

75M is a good stage (with 8 players at least).

Strongest Chemical Plant Zone fan:

Weakest Marble Zone fan:

The Virgin Nividia RTX

• Just makes games a little fancier
• Ruins gaming history with disgusting photorealistic water mods
• Cheapest version costs over $600

vs.

the Chad Super FX Chip.

• No hardware upgrades required, comes on the cartridge
• Opened up new gameplay possibilities previously thought impossible
• Aesthetic AF

Un(Annoyed Grunt)Tale

Strongest "how old is..." Googler

Weakest "is... ...supposed to be black?" Googler

Adventure Time brazenly ripped off the concept of "snail who appears in the background every episode" from Blue's Clues and we don't talk about that enough.

We live in a society

"Haruhi Suzumiya in Peppa Pig" has the exact same energy as "EarthBound in Frasier"

Didn't know Lappy was in Chicken Little.

Disney protagonist: forms a long lasting, valuable friendship
Disney protagonist when it's a sequel released in 2019:

Pictured below: the weakest pre-ESRB-leak "Duck Hunt Dog" supporter.

So, why is Lemmy forwards-facing in Smash? I'm pretty sure that outside of blinking the Koopalings' pupils don't animate at all so why not just model him with his regular eyes?

Sonic fans when someone says they don't like a game where you're too slippery to collect a slightly curved row of collectables as much as a game that changed the gaming industry forever and single-handedly ended a rival corporation's monopoly.

Smash stage renaming frenzy, let's go:

Peach's Castle 64 "Sky Castle Contraption"
Dream Land 64 "Whispy Woods"
Rainbow Cruise "Rainbow Ride" (better name, don't @ me)
Jungle Japes "Cranky's Shack"
Temple "Hyrule Temple" (everyone calls it that anyway)
Yoshi's Island (Melee) "Dinosaur Land"
Yoshi's Story "Storybook Island"
Mushroom Kingdom 2 "Subspace"
Mushroomy Kingdom "Dilapidated Kingdom"
WarioWare, Inc. "Variety Tower"
Smashville "Animal Crossing"
Mario Bros. "Shellcreeper Sewers"
Hanenbow "Hanenbow Habitat"
3D Land "Gimmick Kingdom"
Paper Mario "Paper Mario Story"
Unova Pokémon League "N's Castle"
Prism Tower "Lumiose City"
(I want to rename Balloon Fight but can't come up with anything)
Streetpass Quest "Dark Lord's Castle"
Tomodachi Life "Mii Apartments"
Mushroom Kingdom U "New Mushroom Kingdom"
Mario Galaxy "Gateway Galaxy"
The Great Cave Offensive "The Great Cave"
Gamer "Gamer's Room"
Town & City "Let's Go to the City"
Gaur Plain "Bionis' Leg"
Duck Hunt "Hunting Grounds"
Wrecking Crew "Demolition Site"
Pilotwings "Pilotwings Islands"
Super Mario Maker "Course World"
Minecraft World "New Seed"

Super Happy Tree is the closest thing Smash has to a food-themed stage.

Biker Wario being Wario's default costume is one of the smartest game design decisions in Smash history IMO as it subtley clues new players less familiar with Diamond City or Kitchen Island into the fact Wario isn't a Mario clone, and I seriously hope the same is done with Waluigi's tennis outfit should he get in.

The Sausage Party fan wikia being called "Sausage Party Recipe Book" is more clever than anything in the entire movie.

I'm kinda curious as to what it'd look like if you were to design a character who is a human, but in the same way Sonic is a hedgehog.