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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Smash fans when a disgraced competitive player gets harassed into an attempted suicide:

Smash fans when someone rapidly taps down on their joystick:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

I don't see why a decloned Daisy and Waluigi in Smash are treated as "mutually exclusive" - give Daisy the sports and give Waluigi the weirdness, they could easily coexist.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

Added as a playable: Bowser, who was barely relevant to the one Mario game on a Sony platform and totally unnecessary when Mario's already there
Costume: The Viscount Devil, a great nostalgic legend who never sees use
Not even thought about: Dracula from Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion XL. Underappreciated art.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 11, 2021

If we're gonna have a million swordfighters, at least give us the OG.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Game released before 1987 that wasn't made by Namco or Nintendo: exists
People who only play games from the NES and later:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Was Peach's frying pan forward smash based on Game & Watch Gallery 2 or Super Mario RPG? - Analysis
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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Smash speculators explaining how the 7 lines of dialogue said by Prince Dreambert in Mario & Luigi: Dream Team left a bigger impact on the gaming industry than Quake, PaRappa the Rapper, Shadow of the Colossus, and the entire Grand Theft Auto series combined.

Not that I'm the sort of person to choose Smash characters based on importance/relevence, but saying pretty much any 1st party Nintendo character not already in the game (except maybe Waluigi and Tingle, but that assesment may be biased as I'm a fan of both) is important at all, let alone more so than someone like Hero or Sephiroth, is a bit fat lie.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I spent so much of my childhood surrounded by internet nostalgia culture that I'm more 80s/90s kid than I am 2000s/2010s kid, and TBH I'm a little glad for it. Anemoia is something I consider to be almost a core of my identity, which sounds a little pathetic when I say it out loud, but thinking about the past while watching or playing something from it just makes me happy.

Creating utterly nonsense scenarios like setting up an all-CPU Smash battle to show a rowdy bunch of 90s console war teenagers what characters of the time will be up to in the future through time travel, or watching Rugrats or Animaniacs and pretending to be a 10 year old raised on He-Man and Thundercats getting his mind blown by seeing quality animation on TV for the first time, it just feels good.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

"I sure do love airing new episodes of my popular children's TV series on this holy day of May 1st 2007! What could possibly go wrong?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

If Phoenix Wright got in Smash, it's entirely possible we could get a remix of Jailer's Elegy, A.K.A. the Greeny Phatom theme.

Not very likely as it's not an upbeat song, but Smash has livened up sad songs before and it wouldn't be surprising to hear it quoted in passing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Smash roster with 4 fighters from each company:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I decided to do a "4 fighters for each company" Smash roster, and some companies I've really had to stretch for.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Honestly I think Knight & Ostrich from Joust would be a better newcomer than Balloon Fighter. If you remove your emotional attachment to a businessman Balloon Fighter doesn't have much to offer and comes from a greatly derivative game.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

There's a brand of microwave pizza in the UK called Chicago Town. They recently introduced a new slogan and I have naught a clue how nobody in the boardroom figured out the impications of it.

Their pizzas are really good though.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

The Emu War would be a great concept for a team shooter - one where one team is small with worse stats but the only ones capable of fighting, and the other is large with incredible speed and defense but strictly passive, and the passive team's goal is outlive the violent team.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I like to think the "get better material" crow and the interrupting-singing crow are one and the same.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Dre-e-am with his crazy explanations
Next thing you know he's gonna throw out medication
When R slash S R hear exxagerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

This meme is funny to me because it's supposed to show why Origins' portrayal of Red is better than Ash, when all it really shows is that, if the meme is to be believed, Red is objectively a really poorly written character. I haven't seen Origins so I can't say if this is true or not but it is a REAL bad first impression.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

The anime's moral: "It's OK to fail, nobody is perfect and you'll get there eventually - even if it takes a long time!"

The anime's theme song:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I hate to say people are "no fun" because that's often what people call me, (I play as non-Sans Miis) but people who don't want certain characters they also believe would be fun additions just because "EA/Activision/Disney/Epic/e.t.c. deserves to burn!" are the least fun people imaginable.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Barring a certain tweet, Nickelodeon are actually really good when it comes to representation and I'm glad they made this video - all I'm trying to say is that "a beaver from Blue's Clues had top surgery" is an absurd sentence out of context and the fact it's on a strictly professional site like Snopes makes it pretty funny to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I started a thread I'm surprised didn't exist earlier (at least if my searches were correct): one where we discuss and create concepts for new semi-clones!

The semi-clone concept thread

It's exactly what it sounds like, post in-depth ideas for semi-clones. They can be as distant as Isabelle/Luigi, or as similar as Ken/Chrom/Doc. For my movesets, I'll leave most of their non-battle animations and aeshetics up to the imagination.

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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I saw Dream's leaked face. I'm not trying to shame nor am I endorsing the website or means it was found by, (curiousity killed the cat, y'know) but I can absolutely understand why he hasn't done a face reveal
He's a bit pudgy, which is A-OK, don't get me wrong, but if he did a face reveal he'd likely lose a lot if not all of his "Kpop stan" fanbase given that he isn't really glamourous or handsome.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

I get that the 16-bit sound effect wouldn't work well in a modern game, but why of all replacement sounds did Sega use this ear-piercing thing?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

TBH I prefer the term "vintage" over "retro" when referring to old media - but nobody would take you seriously if you called yourself a "vintage gamer", so I stick to retro.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 10, 2021

Rayman would be pretty easy to add in Smash given he almost has a full movesst (discounting specials) in Rayman Legends.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

EarthBound really wasn't as deep as people give it credit for. Mother 3? Absolutely. EarthBound? No. If anything it's the most light-hearted and shallow of the trilogy. Still a great JRPG I can call myself a fan of, but not the all-time-masterpiece a lot of people say it is when compared to Beginnings and 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Some thoughts on series symbols:

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Mark my words, open world games will eventually become so oversaturated that linearity is a selling point, just like how 2D gameplay became a selling point in the late 2000s-through-early 2010s following the 3D boom.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

I don't get the phrase "unintended errors". If it was intended then it's not an error.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 9, 2021

Fixed your press release, Domino's®️.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

If a Sims rep were to be added to Smash I'd prefer they be a generic everySim rather than an established character like Bella Goth.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

The Rick & Morty Fortnite skin is cursed on concept alone, don't get me wrong, but it also may have the best cel shading I've ever seen in a 3D game. If there's to be a Simpsons Hit & Run remake it needs to look something like that.

I'm extremely confident a "Hit & Rerun" would be in good hands as Activision own the rights to the game - Beenox and TfB would both be perfect fits.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

You wacky Smash speculators and your logical fallacies!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

You know it's gonna be a good movie when you see these logos!

If you know what I'm refrencing, you deserve a veteran's discount. As in a "PTSD-ridden victim of war" veteran.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 8, 2021

Snake, owned by Konami = Sony character
Cloud, owned by Square Enix = Sony character
Joker, owned by Sega = Sony character
Crash Bandicoot, owned by Activision = Sony character
Banjo, owned by Microsoft = Nintendo character
Bayonetta, owned by Sega = Nintendo character
Space Invaders, owned by Square Enix = Atari character
Pitfall Harry, owned by Activision = Atari character

How does this logic even work? It's equivalent to calling Steve an Apple rep because Pocket Edition is really popular, or calling Pac-Man a Sony rep because Pac-Man World 1 and the Namco Museum volumes were PS1 exclusives.

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