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Wario Wario Wario · May 24, 2021

That's it. NFTs have gone too far, we need to ban them and fast.

“Charlie Bit My Finger” Is About to Leave YouTube Forever. Here’s Why

One of the most famous viral videos of all time is about to be put up for auction as an NFT—and removed from YouTube forever. Here's why.

time.com

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2021

Imagine Shared Content if Porky got in and added Sanctuary Guardian as a song.

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2021

My favourite fan wikis to visit are the Transformers Wiki and Muppets Wiki, for the exact opposite reasons I should add: the Transformers Wiki keeps on acknowledging how ridiculous and questionable their source material is, while the Muppet Wiki details even the most ridiculous Muppet media, characters, and elements, and treats it all as completely normal.

Wario Wario Wario · May 23, 2021

It must kinda suck to be an earnest fan of Gex nowadays considering he's become the replacement for Bubsy as "haha irrelevant mascot" after his comeback.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

After that new Guru Larry video, I'll never see a HMV the same way again.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

It's been about 3 years and I still think "Banjo-Kazooie come bearing good news" is a better reveal tagline than "Banjo-Kazooie are raring to go".

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

I have mixed feelings on vaporwave - the stuff done by people and groups who specialise in it are super cool, but whenever it's used in a movie, game, YouTube channel, e.t.c. it feels soulless

Synthwave on the other hand? No. Just no.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

Smash speculation then:
"NO! IT'S SKULL KID, LOOK AT THE CHAIRS!"
"NO! IT'S PORKY, YEAR OF THE PIG!"
"NO! IT'S INCINEROAR, BELIEVE THE LEAKS!"

Smash speculation now:
"It's probably either Crash or another Switch character."
"Yeah, could also be Waluigi or Dante."
"Agreed. Let's just hope it's not Euden."

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

I wonder: If Square Enix was to put Geno in Kingdom Hearts, would they need Nintendo's approval or consultance? IIRC Dr. Wright in Smash was done without Maxis/EA's permission and he's got basically the same situation as Geno.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

Don't you hate it when you discover a really cool YouTube channel, then realise "damnit, this is an ARG." and have to un-learn every piece of obscure trivia on it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

The weirdest thing I've ever got in my reccomended YouTube statuses was a guy who did a poll of what the best era of SpongeBob was, and YouTube-equivalent-to-quote-tweeted it with the caption "I regret adding the pre-movie era to this."

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

Remember when Ridley was revealed and everyone assumed future SSBU trailers would consistently be as dark, so every fake trailer involved some sort of veteran death, even for the reveals of super cute and lighthearted characters?

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

The "list of people who have hosted Meme Review" comprises almost entirely of hack frauds.

I'm not even trying to go "billionaire/millionaire bad" - there are billionaires I have respect for in spite of the terrible system that got them there, (Bill Gates and Warren Buffett are both pretty rad in my book) but Dr. Phil; Elon Musk; and Ben Shapiro are not respectable at all. If you want someone funny and respectable, maybe try a comedian? or a voice actor? Show Tom Kenny some SpongeBob memes, or see if Jerry Seinfeld can act out some r/TIFU stories - Felix probably has the budget to do it.

Wario Wario Wario · May 22, 2021

The Butt Ugly Martians theme song sounds like a racist (or I guess, planet...ist?) 1930s military chant from an army training for space battles

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2021

OK, so what I know about Evangellion is:

There's a 14-year old wearing barely anything.
There are mechas
There's a giant head in the sea
There's big dinosaur things that uhh... eat people?
At the end they all turn into the Nickelodeon logo

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2021

These past few months in the Crash fandom have basically been

VAGUE CORPORATE STUFF NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
"Crash is dead!"
MAJOR CRASH ANNOUNCEMENT
"Crash is back!"
VAGUE CORPORATE STUFF NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
"Crash is dead!"
MAJOR CRASH ANNOUNCEMENT
"Crash is back!"

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2021

Me trying to edit a Google Docs on mobile:

Bob was a
Bob was a
Bob was a
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetical failure, but despite
Bob was a pathetic failure, but despite

Wario Wario Wario · May 21, 2021

Game pitch: a detective visual novel, but you're not playing as a mastermind cop - instead you play as a bored video game fan in his mum's basement who has to discover the truth of a bunch of leaks. Include a multiplayer mode in the veins of Among Us where the "dungeon master" is randomly selected to either be a game dev or fake leaker and you've got a grade A game.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

The #1 rule of Frogger:
The less anthropomorphic the design, the better.

= brilliant

=good

= bad

= attrocity

Keep in mind, I grew up with long leg/Helmet Chaos Frogger, that was my era of Frogger.

I do wish the old arcade characters could come back for bigger games like in the past, but I think regardless of what type of game he ends up in Frogger is better off small and four-legged.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

Fox is making a blockchain animated series with Rick and Morty creator Dan Harmon to sell you NFTs

A show ready-made for NFTs

www.theverge.com

I guess it is on-brand for the co-creator of a show about how "life is meaningless" and "nothing matters in the long run".

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

"Sandy Cheeks solo movie" sounds like the sort of thing a small child would come up with after learning how to start a Wikia - and in that way Nick are kinda doing their job, giving the target audience what they've always wanted. Even though the idea caught me in a loop at first, it does make sense since Sandy is probably the main SpongeBob character with the most mystery following her

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

The man who every man wants to be:

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

Nintendo: Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
Konami: Frogger
Sega: Dr. Eggman (Sonic)
Capcom: Dr. Wily (Mega Man)
Namco: Ghost Gang (Pac-Man)
Square Enix: Space Invader
Platinum Games: Wonder Red (Wonderful 101)
Atlus: Willy (Rockin Kats)
Rare: Battletoads
Microsoft: Clippit (Windows)
SNK: Marco Rossi (Metal Slug)

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

Sony's gone so crazy they've started DMCAing their rival's music.

yes, I know Sony music and Sony games are completely different companies.

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

DON'T GOOGLE HE MAN BATTLE CAT NAME

Wario Wario Wario · May 20, 2021

Usually, Pixar makes some of the best, most expressive character designs in CG...

then there's these things.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

TBT I think disliking something because it gets popular is justifiable. It's the overexposure effect, same as Christmas songs or teen heart throbs, nobody wants to hear "All I Want for Christmas is You" or "What Makes You Beautiful" everywhere they go, nor do they want to hear "Megalovania" or "Spookeez" everywhere they go. Telling people they can't like it is a different story though.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

Sonic and Pac-Man's alternate costumes be like

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

Supermanime

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

I decided to compile a list of potential first party Game Boy and Game Boy Colour reps, specifically ones that would exclusively rep the GB/C. Marin wasn't included due to the remake, Captain Syrup wasn't included due to her role in The Shake Dimension, so on.

Tatanga (Super Mario Land)
Alice (Balloon Kid)
The 'Gator (Pinball: Revenge of the 'Gator)
Prince of Sable (Frog for Whom the Bell Tolls)
Muddy Mole (Mole Mania)
Who Are You Running From (Game Boy Camera)
Rudy the Clown (Wario Land 3)
Kabin (Karkurenbo)
Human (Warlocked)
Beast (Warlocked)

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

The new Zelda amiibo is what people who disliked amiibo in the Wii U era thought amiibo was.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

You should absolutely get vaccinated, but promoting it using a live show with dancing and celebrities is a better way to convince people it is a conspiracy than convince them to save themselves.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

Website ads when you're about to click on a link:

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

THE VIRGIN "QUIRKY" JRPG
-Title only relates to the first 3 minutes of the game
-Ad proudly announces the game "stinks"
-Final boss based on a misinterpretation of a B-movie, has nothing to do with it either way.
-Terrible inventory system and tedious combat
-Puzzles amount to being told to do something ridiculous and then wondering if the game seriously means it
-Inspired Yiik

VS.

THE CHAD SPANKY'S QUEST
-Title is a sex joke
-Recommended by Archie himself
-Final boss is a witch who throws basketballs and turns into a crow
-No inventory system, nor combat
-All puzzles
-Did not inspire Yiik

(JK, I love EarthBound (as a story at least) and have never played Spanky's Quest)

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

I like how even the people who distribute Almost Naked Animals are willing to admit it's kinda innapropriate subject matter for a kids' show.

Wario Wario Wario · May 19, 2021

I decided to make my own 90s game ad.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2021

Rainbow Dash is cancelled.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2021

Based on a small piece of drama on the Smash Infinite thread...

	Age Purist - a retro game must have originated from the early 90s or earlier	Age Neutral - a retro game must be two decades old at minimum	Age Rebel - a retro game can be from any era as long as the aesthetic matches
Graphical Purist - a retro game must have pixelated or polygonal graphics	Pac-Man is retro	Mother 3 is retro	Shovel Knight is retro
Graphical Neutral - a retro game must not look too close to cinema-quality at the very least	Donkey Kong Country is retro	Conker: Live and Reloaded is retro	A Hat in Time is retro
Graphical Rebel - a retro game does not have any restrictions in appearance as long as the age matches	Dragon's Lair is retro	Crysis is retro	Spider-Man: Miles Morales is retro

I fall into team "Crysis is retro" BTW.

Wario Wario Wario · May 18, 2021

Remember kids:
"No relevancy" is an argument FOR, not an arument against!

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