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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

A Dog Named Homer

A Dog Named Homer is a dog who is based off of Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, but portrayed by Homer in the Adventure Time Couch Gag. Episode – "Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus" Couch gag – "Adventure Time Couch Gag"[src]

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

It is REALLY hard to come up with a plot for a mascot platformer without a ton of "and then"s. I cannot think of a single good in-universe reason for my protagonist to scale and run around on an active rollercoaster or sprint around an exploding train.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 28, 2021

Mario's face

Mario's face, also referred to as the Mario face, is a floating disembodied head of Mario. The gameplay element of an interactive floating head of Mario has appeared in many games.

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

As we all know, the connections between Ripper Roo, Jesus, CatDog, the Ant Bully, Jeff Andonuts, Eric Cartman, and clip art sunglasses penguin are very tight.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

There's no mole or vacuum cleaner emoji but there are aeroplane seat and photorealistic lungs emojis - the weirdest part is that the official Emoji website has mole and vacuum cleaner emojis listed, but those aren't actually emojis and never have been.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

The Wikipedia article for Little Orphan Annie is one of the most horrifying things I've ever read.
Some highlights:

Little Orphan Annie is capitalist propaganda
Little Orphan Annie shares a universe with **** Tracy
Daddy Warbucks died after learning Franklin D. Roosevelt won the election
Daddy Warbucks somehow came back to life after FDR went out of office
Annie ages like an anime character
Annie is friends with God
Annie was based on some random child her creator met on the street
Daddy Warbucks uses vigilante justice and manipulates the court. This is portrayed as heroic.
Daddy Warbucks has lynched people
Annie blew up a Nazi submarine
A villain Annie faced was directly based on a real person who refused to help fund the strip
Annie was framed for a murder
Annie's author supported child labour
The Little Orphan Annie comic strip has been referred to as a "threat to world peace".
Little Orphan Annie ended with a cliffhanger of Annie being kidnapped. This was resolved 3 years later in **** Tracy.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

I love how the European localisation of Miitopia fills it with British slang

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

Animated Smash Bros. (title TBA) creation thread - ANIME/GOKU CONFIRMED

"What do you mean, Sakurai-san? Smash is going to skip a whole generation? That's our top seller! The Switch 2's success is dependant on it!" "Yes, I'm adamant. I need to take a break. Make a spin-off to fill the gap for all I care! Go against all my wishes, Smash just isn't doing it for me...

smashboards.com

Just reminding ya'll this thread exists. Assist Trophy and Smashville version submissions are still open and we're voting on Mickey Mouse's moveset.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your Bedrock
Call me Mr. Simpson, I can make your Springfield
Call me Mr. Griffin, I can make your Quahog
Call me Mr. Hill, I can make your Arlen
Call me Mr. SquarePants, I can make your Bikini Bottom
Call me Mr. Doo, I can make your Coolsville
Call me Mr. Utonium, I can make your Townsville
Call me Mr. Turner, I can make your Dimmsdale
Call me Mr. Neutron, I can make your Retroville
Call me Mr. Funnie, I can make your Bluffington
Call me Mr. Read, I can make your Elwood City
Call me Mr. Daal, I can make your Marzipan City
Call me Mr. Fenton, I can make your Amity Park
Call me Mr. Test, I can make your Porkbelly

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

I always knew chess would take off as a sport some day,

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 27, 2021

As someone who loves Wario Land, I bring forth a desperate plea:
Please do not turn Wario Land into the next "bring back this series NOW" meme. Nobody will want to play Wario Land if you act like that, and Nintendo may end up making a half-BUTTed game solely out of obligation.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

So, which repugnant, weird, irrelevant mascot will be necromemed to life by a small, mostly ironic fandom next after Johnny Turbo, Bubsy, Johnny Test, Freddie Freaker, and the Noid? I'd say Gex but I imagine Square Enix would want to distance themselves from platformers after the Balan disaster. Coconut Fred or the Nutshack wouldn't be surprising.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

The Noid's live action redesign is pretty good, I just wish they went for dot pupils instead of the faux Pixar look that's all the rage nowadays. I'd also prefer the N to be on his chest instead of crotch, but that's not too big a deal.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 26, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Peter Molyneux's therapist: Guru Larry plushie is not real, he cannot welcome you to Fact Hunt

Guru Larry plushie:

H E L L O Y O U

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

If we're to get more indie reps in Smash, they should be obscure or lesser known - the whole point of the indie scene is to bring attention to the little guys, so why go for the skeleton who's appeared on WWE or the knight who's met Kratos when you can get a scrappy underdog?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

"I'm not afraid of burning in Hell, I'm afraid of living in Heaven knowing my loved ones are suffering beneath" I type, teary-eyed, while listening to the B-52's (refered to as the BC-52's) remix of "Meet the Flintstones" from the blockbuster 1994 live action film "The Flintstones" starring John Goodman

Hey, juxtaposition makes deep thoughts more palettable

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Some sort of Commodore 64/ZX Spectrum/Amiga/Amstrad/general microcomputer representation in Smash would likely get the same reaction in the UK that Terry got in Latin America, even if it was just a stage or AT.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Garfield predicted Rocko's Modern Life

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

While I generally prefer adaptations of silly or cartoony characters to be animated, I think a live action + CGI Donkey Kong movie by the Detective Pikachu guys would be utterly beautiful.

Art by RatGnaw

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

20-stage Stages Pass with these contents, yay or nay?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

I'm tired of my recommended being filled with really bad takes so I'm making thumbnails for the worst possible takes, like the closest an opinion can get to being objectively bad.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

I had a dream where Disney's latest Star Wars film was called "Meesa: A Jar Jar Story" and people were saying "this is like if Nintendo made a Tingle game!", blissfully unaware of the fact Nintendo actually made a Tingle game.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 25, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

Is it a mandate for NickToons to have characters who's names end in -y or -ie syllables? Has there been a conspiracy at Nick Animation going on 27 years to prepare for an epic crossover special called the Tommy-Stimpy-Timmy-Rudy-Jimmy-Jenny-Danny-Trudie-Bessie-Dudley-Harvey-Mikey-Ronnie-Annie Power Week?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

friveday nights at fredunkin

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

I am geniuenly surprised the arobase symbol predates the internet, it's so synonymous with early internet culture and internet-themed marketing that I can only see it as a product of that.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

The word "plucky" sounds way more wacky than it's actual meaning.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

Tetris Attack Lakitu is the only version of Lakitu who speaks the way he acts in main series Mario games.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

Here's a new creation thread that will undoubtedly die in a matter of hours

SmashBoards localises: Puzzle League Switch!

Nintendo have just released a brand new title in Japan: Panel de Pon Switch! Although their original plan was to bring the original game's colourful fairy cast worldwide, they ran into a problem - Panel de Pon is doing horribly on Nintendo Switch Online, more people are playing the game...

smashboards.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

Who is this entertaining monarch, and why has he sizzled the sun's rise and dawn?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

In Sans' fight against Chara, he at first asks if Chara believes they can change before revealing it was a trick and asking "do you want to have a bad time?", leading into the fight.

This is a war crime, Sans Undertale is a war criminal.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

I had a dream where Nintendo announced they'd reveal Mario Maker 3. It wasn't Mario Maker 3, it was a co-op dungeon crawler where you played as either Buck Bumble, Gengar or Sparky from the Fairly OddParents and had to fight giant iDogs.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Fun game: guess what game series this character is from

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Random: Someone's Made A Smash Ultimate Mod That Removes Everything Fire Emblem-Related

Too many Fire Emblem characters?

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Shoulder button to jump isn't just good in Smash - it's amazing in Classic Sonic games.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Just hacked into the Nintendo website, found this string of text:

Into the stars to buy candy bars, it's the kid with a knack for invention: Jimmy Neutron from the Advenures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius! Jimmy uses all sorts of inventions from the popular CG animated series including his robot dog Goddard and hyperspeed rocket.

His stage is Retroville, a no-frills fight outside the Candy Bar with surprising cameos from some beloved Nicktoons. The Jimmy Neutron challenger pack comes with a nice 69 tracks from different Nickelodeon series old and new, live action and cartoons, 17 of which are remixes!

This downloadable content set contains the following:

・ Fighter: Jimmy Neutron

・ Stage: Retroville

・ Music: 69 tracks (*1)

・ Smash tag icons: 3

・ Spirits: Jimmy Neutron (*2)

・ Spirit Board additions: Spirits from the Jimmy Neutron, Rugrats, My Life as a Teenage Robot, the Fairly OddParents and Invader Zim series, as well as spirits from SpongeBob SquarePants that were added in Ver. 11.0.2. (*3) (*4)

*1 Can be found in Vault → Sounds.

*2 Collectable via Classic Mode or the Shop on the Vault menu after purchasing this set.

*3 You can get these spirits from Vault → Shop even without purchasing this set.

*4 Check the "Software update available: Ver. 12.0.0" news update for details on these spirits.

©ViacomCBS / O Entertainment / DNA Productions

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

After like 15 years I just remembered the existence of the worst mascots in history thanks to a "We Are Going to Beat You To Death" meme

This is what the person who posted the As Told By Ginger tweet thinks when they see Clone High.

If you think that's bad, you should see what they looked like when trademarked.

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