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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 24, 2021

In Sans' fight against Chara, he at first asks if Chara believes they can change before revealing it was a trick and asking "do you want to have a bad time?", leading into the fight.

This is a war crime, Sans Undertale is a war criminal.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

I had a dream where Nintendo announced they'd reveal Mario Maker 3. It wasn't Mario Maker 3, it was a co-op dungeon crawler where you played as either Buck Bumble, Gengar or Sparky from the Fairly OddParents and had to fight giant iDogs.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Fun game: guess what game series this character is from

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Random: Someone's Made A Smash Ultimate Mod That Removes Everything Fire Emblem-Related

Too many Fire Emblem characters?

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Shoulder button to jump isn't just good in Smash - it's amazing in Classic Sonic games.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

Just hacked into the Nintendo website, found this string of text:

Into the stars to buy candy bars, it's the kid with a knack for invention: Jimmy Neutron from the Advenures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius! Jimmy uses all sorts of inventions from the popular CG animated series including his robot dog Goddard and hyperspeed rocket.

His stage is Retroville, a no-frills fight outside the Candy Bar with surprising cameos from some beloved Nicktoons. The Jimmy Neutron challenger pack comes with a nice 69 tracks from different Nickelodeon series old and new, live action and cartoons, 17 of which are remixes!

This downloadable content set contains the following:

・ Fighter: Jimmy Neutron

・ Stage: Retroville

・ Music: 69 tracks (*1)

・ Smash tag icons: 3

・ Spirits: Jimmy Neutron (*2)

・ Spirit Board additions: Spirits from the Jimmy Neutron, Rugrats, My Life as a Teenage Robot, the Fairly OddParents and Invader Zim series, as well as spirits from SpongeBob SquarePants that were added in Ver. 11.0.2. (*3) (*4)

*1 Can be found in Vault → Sounds.

*2 Collectable via Classic Mode or the Shop on the Vault menu after purchasing this set.

*3 You can get these spirits from Vault → Shop even without purchasing this set.

*4 Check the "Software update available: Ver. 12.0.0" news update for details on these spirits.

©ViacomCBS / O Entertainment / DNA Productions

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

After like 15 years I just remembered the existence of the worst mascots in history thanks to a "We Are Going to Beat You To Death" meme

This is what the person who posted the As Told By Ginger tweet thinks when they see Clone High.

If you think that's bad, you should see what they looked like when trademarked.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

This panel of Monica's Gang (Brazilian comic) implies a shared universe with:
Kim Possible
Sonic the Hedgehog
Mega Man
Jimmy Neutron
The Simpsons
Animaniacs
Austin Powers
DC Comics
Dexter's Laboratory

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 23, 2021

I had a dream where they had a new Smash Bros. trailer, but it didn't reveal anything new - it just reminded people Duck Hunt is in the game.

Also it played the Cartoon Network city theme and ended with Duck Hunt pole dancing.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2021

The best way to combat piracy would be to add funky chiptunes to legitimate game and software installers

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2021

Sans is Ness? Nope, it's all about "Bubsy went turbo".

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2021

The Sonic doll from Xbox Live looks like something Jim Davis would draw

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2021

I really dislike this guy's art style. It looks like anime Stonetoss.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2021

Geno? More like "gee, no!"
Isaac? More like "I suck!"
Waluigi? More like "waaaa, you meanie!"
Crash Bandicoot? More like "crap, bad and uncool!"
Sora? More like "saw a bad request!"
Dr. Eggman? More like "dog turd egg sucker!"
Lloyd? More like "void of good ideas!"
Sans? More like "sans creativity!"
Hollow Knight? More like "hollow brain!"
Master Chief? More like "disaster chief!"
Doomguy? More like "whom and why?"
Agumon? More like "ugh, you con!"
Porky Minch? More like "dorky makes me flinch!"
Mai Shiranui? More like "this is actually an objectively terrible request, stop it."
Bandana Dee? More like "over-ripe banana, EEE!"
Tetrominos? More like "Tetro-minor appeal!"
Tails the Fox? More like "fails the test!"
Decidueye? More like "decide to die!" - what do you mean too dark? People are so soft nowadays...
Shovel Knight? More like "shove it, tyke!"
Ashley? More like "Robin rehashley!"
Krystal? More like "Bartholin's cystal!"
Heavy? More like "heavily disappointed!"
Dante? More like "how about you don't, ey?"
Cranky Kong? More like "a good choice at long last!"

Note: Cranky Kong's joke about Rayman was cut. He grew up in the 50s, he unfortunately holds some very outdated views.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2021

I've said a few times about how I'm into, and like to draw, very... peculiar... fan art. I also sometimes write stories in the same vein - the one I've just written contains the following:

-Genderflipping
-Alternate universes
-Living cyborg toys
-Social commentary on the unnecessity of patents
-Robot orphans
-Gynecomastia
-A character comparing the colour of their crap to Marmite cheese
-Taking the lord's name in vain
-A joke about United States war crimes
-Breakfast pizza
-A Sans joke

All of these are mentioned or happen in passing, and none of them are the "focal point" so to speak.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Google have changed the "this list is incomplete" text from "you can help by expanding it" to "you can help by adding missing items".

They know the meme.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Don't click "News" while Googling "Crash 2" or "Mother 3". Worst mistake of my life.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Old cartoon characters in merchandise vs. old cartoon characters in cartoons.

alexxxela · Apr 21, 2021

Hey, what happened to the Smashboards Creates WarioWare thread? Not trying to be annoying about it, just curious. Are you still waiting for more votes on the Volts’ stages?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Here goes, I'm gonna say what each Sonic era did best.

CLASSIC ERA: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) through Sonic Triple Trouble (1995)
Peak Sonic gameplay

DORK AGE: Knuckles' Chaotix (1995) through Sonic R (1997)
Peak Sonic music

ADVENTURE ERA: Sonic Adventure (1998) through Sonic Advance 3 (2004)
Peak Sonic stories

DARK AGE: Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) through Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood (2008)
Peak nothing

BOOST ERA: Sonic Unleashed (2008) to present
Peak Sonic writing (yeah, I said it)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Karen memes were funny at first but now they've gone stale you can realise they're kinda punching down

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

I love this render of Freddy Fazbear because he's giving the bedroom eyes.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Link's form here would be a perfect alt costume. It's comically edgelord.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

"Up to Four" Custom Stages vs. "Up to Eight" Custom Stages

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

If Advent Children content is allowed, so should a Robotnik echo for Eggman, especially if it changed all the Eggmobile's weapons to stupid random crap in the spirit of AoStH.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Buy Toree 3D instead of Balan Wonderworld. It costs only a few pence more than a Mii costume, but it's one of the best 3D platformers on Switch

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

I'm not one for retribution, and I do hope this man can sort his life out and start anew buuuuttt...

Derek Chauvin being found guilty is a very big W.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

The Rocko/Ren and Stimpy/Eds aesthetic is back and I'm here for it.

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

One time my dad told me about this extremely ****ed up thing called the "Darwin Awards" which is basically just death stories presented as comedy. He wasn't saying "avoid this website!" or "this is really messed up, we should do something about it!", no... just "haha, this guy banged a goat and got crushed by a rock, isn't that wacky?!"

It's not. A man died, dad.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2021

Namco's localisation jobs have been REALLY bad lately - looking at you, Mr. Driller DrillLand. The terrible localisation, along with the price, was one of the driving forces that led me to not buy it after playing the demo.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Reasons for veganism:
Preventing climate change
Pursuing a healthier diet

Reasons vegans try to get you to become vegan:
"You wouldn't eat a dog, would you?"
"You're racist towards animals!"

Yes, I would eat a dog. I've heard they're delicious
Yes. I am racist against animals. They are literally objectively inferior. That's not being cruel. We're talking about pigs and chickens, not sapient beings.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Balan Wonderworld has this weird, uneasy vibe that I can't describe beyond "when you look at it, it feels like you've forgotten English"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

FGTeeV is Nostalgia Critic for kids. Swap 80s and 90s references for references to viral, mostly horror, video games and change the format from reviews to let's plays - bam, FGTeeV.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

CTR should've had a SpongeBob crossover event so we could get an invisible boatmobile paint job.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2021

Well guys, we found the lost EarthBound song.

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