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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

Nintendo-era Rare fans trying to convince themselves the rumoured Nintendo/Microsoft partnership will be Rare Replay on Switch just so they don't have to buy an Xbox to play games they either already own or blindly hate developed by a Microsoft subsidary.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

Smoothest surface in the universe: Bowser Jr. amiibo.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

The virgin film soundtrack vs. the chad film score.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

My mum: talks me out of working for Burger King because of my temper issues and asociality

My mum a day later: "Why won't you go to retail training? I thought you wanted to work at Burger King!"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

Garfield is bad grammar. It should be Garfelt.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

Aaaand

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 12, 2021

They took down the Garfield website and changed it to a redirect to Nickelodeon.

Finally, segregation is over.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

Happy Donkey Kong Day. (4 = D, 11 = K)

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

I'd like going to school if:

these were the books

this was the uniform

this was the teacher

this was the bus

this was the subject

this was the lunch

this was the field trip

this was recess

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

Why the hell aren't we talking about the fact ZeRo attempted suicide? Why aren't we as a community trying to help this man? Victims aren't the only people who need help, support, and care in tough times, especially in a retributive society.

And if you claim "oh, it's karma" or "he deserved it" you're infinitely worse than ZeRo, or any of the exposed Smash players for that matter, ever were - you're nothing more than a revenge-driven schadenfruede junkie. I don't throw terminology like this about lightly, but if you think anyone whatsoever, no matter what they've done, deserves to die - let alone at their own hands - you physically sicken me.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

Where do you place on the Nintendo IP iceberg?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

On an old Discord server I used to be on many years ago, we were sharing Loss edits and seeing how long it took for the others to find them. I took a really big image, carefully edited tiny JPG artifacts dot by dot into Loss, and someone found it in about 5 minutes,

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

Noel Edmonds E Epic Megagames

Add Mr. Blobby to Fall Guys you cowards

Credit to @LilRecordGirl on Twitter.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 11, 2021

What's he listening to?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

According to infinite universe theory, every single Onion article was real news somewhere.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

According to infinite universe theory, there is a universe where everything is made of red, bloody guts and has eyes and all the water is blood and it's absolutely disgusting and why am I like this

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

Assuming infinite multiverse theory is true, not only did every work of fiction happen, but so did every fanfiction

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

If Sonic had Captain Falcon's Fair we could call it "Sonic May Knee Ya'"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

I had a dream where I went to the cinema to watch Toy Story but it just ended up being a 55 minute walkthrough of Toy Story on SNES.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

Where in the world is

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

I kinda feel the only reason WarioWare is allowed to keep it's OCs while Paper Mario isn't is because of Ashley's popularity.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 10, 2021

I was thinking of starting a support thread for 80s microcomputer reps.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2021

Rumour: Sonic Colors Remaster Listed In Localisation Company's Credits

Update: French retailer also lists the game

www.nintendolife.com

They chose the perfect modern game to remaster.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2021

Now I think about it, isn't the legality of making a Peeps movie kinda grey? Back in the 90s, a somehow even more unrestrained capitalistic time than now, Cheetos and Domino's Pizza were banned from making Chester Cheetah and Noid Saturday morning cartoons because of the advertising concerns - how come Peeps can get away with it today?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2021

I'm DaBaby, gotta love me.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 9, 2021

That's it. No more anime girls in your Tetris clones, only Robotnik from now on.

Puyo Puyo: Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Panel de Pon: Dr. Robotnik's Chaotic Cube-trivance
HuniePop: Dr. Robotnik's Morbid Orb-aratus

Actually, I must go further. No more anime girls. End of. Only Robotnik. Accept the Pingas

Hyperdimension Neptunia: Dr. Robotnik's Console War Con
Doki Doki Literature Club: Dr. Robotnik and Dr. Kevorkian at the Olympic Games
Sakura Wars: Dr. Robotnik's Taisho Tinker Trouble

You know what? NO MORE ANIME GIRLS IN ANIME

Sailor Moon: Dr. Robotnik's Planetary Panic
Kill la Kill: Dr. Robotnik Over-Dries His Clothes
Minky Momo: Dr. Robotnik Gets Gored by a Truck

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

new nintendo logo

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

I don't get why Princess Charm was the breakout character of the Knockout City trailer. Her design is really weird with her short size/stupid feet and she's just a generic "what if damsel in distress but BADASS" sort of character.

Now Corgon on the other hand, I like him.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

It's funny how in the 90s, Nintendo's ad campaigns tended to try to exaggerate the gross-out elements of their games... with the exception of the character who was actually gross in the Japanese versions.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

Tetromino in Smash is something I have really mixed feelings on. It deserves the spot, it has the moveset potential, and I don't think it'd be that weird to play as an inanimate block considering some of the characters we already have in Smash - it's just that something about the idea rubs the wrong way and I really can't figure out what.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

Classic Sonic fans explaining why they like Sonic:

Modern Sonic fans explaining why they like Sonic:
"he's cool"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

what a delicious sandwich i sure hope a brightly coloured mythical reptile from a beloved playstation 1 platformer didn't prepare it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

Why yes, I did indeed spend real world money on the Mappy - I mean Namco Classic 2 - theme.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

Between this ad and "Almost Naked Animals", it seems the TV I watched late into my pre-teen years is a lot more lewd than I remembered.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

So that's how Wallace went bald.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

that's it. I'm going TOPICAL REFERENCE MODE

fortnite covid vaccination cancel culture suez canal zack synders justice league xbox series x wandavision godzilla vs king kong a clockwork orange friday night funkin ps5 streaming services powerpuff girls that vegan teacher rick and morty dream smp space jam potato head mario is dead among us animaniacs cyberpunk 2077 cardi b joe biden elon musk china microtransactions

no, I'm tired of being topical reference mode. I am returning to UNTOPICAL REFERENCE MODE

adventure time angry birds fidget spinners aliens in the attic garbage pail kids pogs compare the meerkat alf justin bieber beanie babies waterworld y2k bug detective pikachu fifty shades of grey war on drugs shrek lazytown jim hensons dinosaurs wii u drop dead fred the twilight saga net neutrality furby silly bandz banjo kazooie penny farthing bikes zhu zhu pets leave it to beaver wheres my water invader zim night trap mr blobby clone high mitt romney seinfeld solar eclipse annoying orange beenz

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

As someone who plans to make a platformer series, I made a tier list of IPs based on how willing I'd be to do a crossover with them.

I value the "Buck Bumble", "Voodoo Vince", "Ninjabread Man", "Jersey Devil" and "Wild Woody" IPs higher than I value the "Kirby", "Mario", "LittleBigPlanet", "Shovel Knight" and "Super Meat Boy" IPs.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 8, 2021

"This is biased!" no crap sherlock that's the point of a tier list.

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