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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 19, 2021

Fun quiz time!

1. One half of 90s cartoon duo: ___ and Stimpy
2. 4th letter of the alphabet: A, B, C, _, E
3. Initials of famous superhero: _ron _an
4. Picture you put on a wall: ______
5. 2000s McDonald's toy by Zizzle: __
6. Wikipedia is not a reliable ______

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I have a habit of making posts and comments that subtly imply puns, but people just end up thinking I'm either being Random XD or telling a completely different joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I wish they had Lemmings on Switch.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

It's surreal that teachers wonder why students, especially those with special needs, don't give eye contact when they put signs with full-on poetry and book excerpts on their classroom walls.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I wonder if the recent Evo buyout would make it easier for Nintendo to get a PS rep in Smash... I'd love that, especially if it were PaRappa.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

If we get a proper indie rep in Smash, they should be a super obscure character given the whole point of the indie scene is to give attention to the little guys.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

Me: Googles "Vocal Lifelight remix without autotune"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I think Ms. Pac-Man would work better as a semi-clone so she could get her unique fruit, but I'd be happy with her as an alt or echo. You could also make a case for Ms. Pac-Man as a fully unique fighter or Luigi/Isabelle type clone.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 18, 2021

I've been watching videos of alligators casually strolling across golf courses. I propose that instead of making him playable, King K. Rool should be a cameo in Mario Golf where he just walks across the map and nobody in-game notices or acknowledges him,

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2021

If you're in the mood to be utterly horrified today, Google "how did the Annie newspaper comic end"

Wonder why they left that out of the musical.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2021

I see a lot of people list Simon with the "requested characters who got in", but to be frank I don't remember seeing anyone request Simon before Vergeben's leak.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 17, 2021

Normalise 8-directional movement in 3D platformers.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

As a fan of mascot platformers I often scoff at anime-esque JRPG protagonists as "indistinguishable", but now I think about it...

I'm a hypocrite./s

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

When Steve was revealed, a lot of people joked about how embarassing it must be in-universe to be beaten in a fight by some bearded guy in a blue shirt named Steve, which is fair, but let's not forget that Pikachu is a random wild prey animal, and Pichu is a random wild baby prey animal. They're literally just non-specific creatures you could find in a bush outside your house.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

I always thought "Metagame" meant "the game within the game", but no it means "Most Effective Tactic Avaliable". Huh.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

The New Shmoo
The Old Shmold
The Recent Schmecent
The Ancient Shmancient
The Upcoming Shmupcoming

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 16, 2021

There's a few characters I don't want in Smash because of their potential playstyle. The biggest culprit is Klonoa: a cargo version of Byleth's up B acompanied by a screech of "WaHoO!" is infuriating to think about.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

I'm so glad people finally appreciate the genius of the Looney Tunes sitcom. I loved the episode where they get arrested for littering and just tried to enjoy jail life, then escape once they finally snap.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

Just found out there's a Moses episode of Kirby: Right Back At Ya.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

If something extremely specificly described yet also insignificant and vague shows up in a Google autofill, it's probably Amogus.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

I find the idea of things, be it vaccines; gay people; meat; so on, being bad because they're "unnatural" hilarious - cars; houses; baths; ovens; the internet; TV; all of those sure as hell ain't natural and they're much bigger parts of everybody's lives than processed pig ass or guys getting married.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

Listening to fan feedback is usually a good thing, but with a series as divisive as Sonic it's probably best for the devs to rigidly stick to their vision.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

Can we please get an option to shrink YouTube embeds like we can images?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

My stance on non-game fightsrs is that they can't happen, but if they did I'd welcome them with open arms.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

It's funny to me how Shrek is supposed to be a parody of Disney's softer, marketable takes on classic fairy tales when Shrek itself is a softer, marketable take on an obscure picture book.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 15, 2021

The zoomer equivalent to the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour.

Fall Guys Season 4 Adds Among Us Crossover

Costumes will have "something unique" about them

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2021

Can we all unanimously agree as a species that the "bad" ending of Sonic 2 is better than the "good" ending?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2021

Sometimes I go back to watch PapaGenos' new videos...

How the hell did I ever take this guy seriously? He's no more reputable than Blocked Content or LaxChris. Why is he still talking about Porky after we know Spirits don't disconfirm? Why does he think Crash's series symbol would be a question mark? WHY DID HE BRING DECIDUEYE BACK UP?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2021

Why do the screams in SSBU's sudden death sound so agonised?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2021

Nerfs be like

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2021

ROB's final smash looks like it causes him more pain than his foes.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2021

I just realised this image isn't actually made in MS Paint, you can tell because the text doesn't have purple-ish blue pixels surrounding it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2021

I haven't seen episodes of this show in full yet, but from what I've seen it looks like what I like to call "Dadaist 3D Nickelodeon" - the shows more absurd, fast paced, and perfect to take out of context than the already highly absurd Nick library that, for whatever reason, are all 3D. Barnyard, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Jimmy Neutron, Planet Sheen, and now Kamp Koral.

A small part of me thinks these shows aren't anything really that unique and the low budget nature of TV CGI makes them seem weirder, but on the other hand...

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2021

I make fun of Bandanna Waddle Dee and even Shadow the Hedgehog as lazy character designs a lot, but to be perfectly honest, there is worse...

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2021

Unlocking costumes in Crash 4 isn't hard, merely tedious - at least when using N. Verted Gems.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2021

Good to know Pyra and Mythra are joining in on a Nintendo staple

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2021

The thing about grease and sweat on discs speeding up load times in SpongeBob speedruns sounds like something out of an actual SpongeBob episode.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2021

Imagine telling someone in 2012 that by the end of the decade:

Crash Bandicoot will be consistently good again
Bubsy and Battletoads will have come back
Ridley and Cloud will be in Smash
A personification of Comic Sans will be one of the most popular game characters
There'll be internet discourse over whether a dramatic, emotional triple A zombie gams is better than a remake of a PS2 SpongeBob game
People will respect Activision more than Nintendo
Angry Birds will be delisted from the App Store
Microsoft will be releasing games on Nintendo consoles while still making their own consoles
A Rabbids game will win Best Strategy Game at TGA
Pokemon will be the most divisive game series out there
Sonic went back to being excruciatingly bad a few months after being the best he had been since the 90s
The Wii U exclusitivity of Bayonetta 2 will not only be a success, but lead to Bayonetta being associated with Nintendo and getting in Smash.
People want Waluigi to appear in more games

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2021

I've made a few fan fighters passes in the past, and now I feel like making one with NO LIMITS. Still implementing the game character rule (albeit only because I want to save non-games for a later date), but other than that a character can be as wild, disappointing, unfeasible, obscure, or moveset-potential-less as I want.

Waluigi
Crash
Dingodile
Muddy Mole
Jill and Drill Dozer
Bubsy
Dribble and Spitz
Peppino
Eggman
PaRappa the Rapper

Of these, Dingodile; Bubsy; and Dribble and Spitz are the only ones I wouldn't seriously rally behind. (second rep for series that isn't even in yet, character famous for being in bad games, characters with next to no moveset potential) My desire for Jill, Peppino, and Muddy surpasses rationality so I'll stick by them forever.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2021

I have no clue why people are so obsessed with perfectly square rosters.

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