As a fan of mascot platformers I often scoff at anime-esque JRPG protagonists as "indistinguishable", but now I think about it...
I'm a hypocrite./s




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I'm a hypocrite./s
I imagine losing to Villager, Ness, or the other kid fighters would just result in you being impressed of them, not embarassed in yourself - except Lemmy Koopa, he's like 5 and just pressing random buttons, and Diddy Kong, because he wears a gamer hat.
Duck Hunt is literally just a dog. Imagine being a legendary swordsman in a multi-dimensional fighting ring, and you have to bow and act all respectful after getting your ass kicked by an animal that can only see three colours and eats its own poop.
Don't even get me started on Miis. Imagine being put in a cast by a humanoid version of SpongeBob with his eyebrows on his cheeks.