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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2021

Most indie devs: “Please put my character in Smash, Mr. Sakurai! I’ll do anything, here’s some PNGs to use!”

Me, some time in the future: “You want my character in Smash? Eh, sure, pay up. I’d let you use him for free if you add Muddy Mole though.”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2021

Out of all the characters to gain a new, revived following from hip Tumblr teenagers, the last one I’d expect is the ginger kid from that edgy Newgrounds parody where you kill Bear in the Big Blue House characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2021

Just remembered this exists.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 30, 2021

I’ve seen a lot of bad ideas in the sequel thread, but I think the worst so far is giving FD and BF ties to specific games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

#ReleaseTheBadStageDesignCut

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Coin mode > Golden Plains

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Thinking about exaggerated internet/tech scares and their associated propaganda.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

I find that every attempt to make an already conventionally attractive female character more “beautiful”, “sexy”, or “older looking” just makes them look like lifeless, braindead zombies.

See two posts below.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Remember when SOPA almost happened and even the corporations were upset?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

This would be completely unreasonable and unfeasible from a developmental standpoint but console-specific Cuphead crossover bosses would be great.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

I love Soul, but god do I wish they came up with a better design for the souls than Blu Tack Sour Patch Kids.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

If the Smash fandom, specifically speculation, was as big as say, the MCU fandom, the English language would be very different.

“Deconfirmed” and “4th party” pop to mind.

Do you guys know how many words we use today originated from Looney Tunes and The Simpsons? It’s staggering (which no, is not a word that originates from either)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

People will say things like the Lion King or Thomas the Tank Engine have problematic elements, but in all honesty, unless you just use them as a stylistic choice, it’s virtually impossible to write an anthropomorphic animal or object story without raising uncomfortable questions - especially when humans are involved.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

I don’t get why people, especially in the western world, are so reluctant to the idea of licenses for extremely important or dangerous tasks, like a parenting license; voting license; e.t.c.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Turns out Pac-Man World 2 did really poorly in Japan. I assume that’s why the World games are treated as a footnote by Namco.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

While Mario Rabbids 2 sounds good, I’d personally like if Rabbids became a crossover-driven franchise, where they’re used solely as an excuse to branch out the series into genres they haven’t used before. For example, Sonic + Rabbids could be a shooter, Zelda + Rabbids could be a platformer, Crash + Rabbids could be an action RPG, so on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Why am I getting so many Bratz-related videos in my recommended all of a sudden?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

Evercade ad: “Remember cartridges? They’re back”

Nintendo Switch: puppet monkey meme

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

I can’t be the only one who’s a little weirded out by Shantae’s “Jammies Mode”, right? Or at least how it’s titled.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 29, 2021

If I was a leaker I’d add a fake character to the end of my FP2 leaks who is blatantly disappointing, and maybe even make up some story of how they got in that paints Sakurai and/or Nintendo in a bad light - just so I can watch how happy people are when the real final character is revealed.

Don’t know if I can top Byleth for disappointment though, maybe Bubsy? I dunno.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

There’s a British version of Spider-Man and his name is literally Spider UK.

Spider Lad would’ve made more sense.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

I’m enjoying the SSBU sequel thread, but at the same time it’s reminding me how glad I am that real games have directors and aren’t democratic affairs.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

Would you rather watch Ratatouille 2 times in a row, or 4 hours worth of Ratatouille video essays?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

One time someone got grey-ish blue paint all over my Sunday best.

I was livid.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

World of Light All Cutscenes HD

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 28, 2021

This cheesy 80s Yorkshire accented puppet bird’s song is genuinely the most emotionally devastating thing I’ve heard, I’m legit crying.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Omegas are an extremely cool concept on paper, but TBH Legacy TE did it better.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

40s cartoons: “It sure would be funny if ANIMAL loved FOOD SAID ANIMAL DOESN’T EAT, wouldn’t it?

81 years of reruns later

“What do you mean ANIMAL doesn’t eat FOOD SAID ANIMAL DOESN’T EAT?”

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Early Pac-Man merchandise has a chaotic, unsettling energy. I am not exaggerating as a joke, I am serious. This stuff looks like the work of a malicious god.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

YOOOO KIRBY ATE MARG

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Bri’ish people be like adverTISments

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

MatPat has only ever made two good theories: the Kingdom Hearts 3 Frozen theory, and the Chuck E, Cheese pizza... uh, not really a theory, more just a known fact people are too stupid to look up or trust. Still good on the basis of making said information more easily accessible.

Notice how both of those are out-universe speculation. Maybe Patrick should change his focus?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 27, 2021

Vigilante moderators are so annoying.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

When you hire Scooby Doo to name your cartoon-disguised-as-an-anime

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Headcanon: the Fire Emblem characters are a medieval mafia who bribe and threaten their way into getting more Smash reps.

They are also the reason the iteration of Link gets “swapped out” every two instalments. Don’t use camera mods on the second phase of Castle Siege.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Do you ever see someone post a really bad take that would only hold any weight on a school playground- then check their account, find out they’re older than you and just feel super second-hand embarrassed for them?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Why does almost every adult cartoon have an alcoholic father as a protagonist?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

I see game accuracy as a bonus when it comes to Smash movesets, not a requirement. The main focus should be playing well as a fighting game character, otherwise you end up with Belmonts.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 26, 2021

Remember when you could just show everyone a random image, demoscene song or cartoon clip, say “hey guys, new meme!” and it’d take off?

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