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If MTX can encourage and/or fund consistently great regular content drops for a game they're 100% fine by me.
24 Frames of Nick's Sausage Party video is literally just him reading the plot of the film, then saying the opposite.
Never forget: Dennis the Menace was so upset the writers forced him into a romantic plotline that he froze time beyond the 4th wall, broke out of the cinema screen and rewrote the ending of the god damn movie he was in by MODIFYING INDIVIDUAL FRAMES OF THE FILM REEL.
Idea: blatantly rip off a character so obscure, generic, and inconsequential that the original owners would never think to sue - and probably never thought to copyright the character in the first place. A fun, if very risky, experiment in the lengths copyright law will go.
A lot of non-Crash fans don't really realise that people don't like Crash in spite of the linear level design but rather BECAUSE of the linear level design. Non-linearity is often treated as an objective improvement when that's a complete lie (or at the least dire misconception) - comparing a collectathon to a corridor platformer is like comparing a Metroidvania to a 2D Mario or Sonic game, they're completely different things.
The Ratatouille TikTok musical is genuine genius.
I still don't get why people want more crossover characters in Mario Kart. I'm not opposed to them being there, but when people are asking for D-list Nintendo characters like Captain Falcon when we don't even have Kamek, Boom Boom, Goomba or ANY Wario series characters yet you just gotta stop and wonder.
Just found out Jump King is on Switch, this will be a gloriously masochistic experience. (I do have Steam, but buying Switch games is more convenient to me)
I never got why frame rate and other graphical things are used to advertise games. Who looks at a game's store description and thinks "ooh goody, 60FPS and ray tracing!" and not y'know... "ooh goody, high difficulty and tight controls!" or something actually substantial like that?
Sometimes it can come off like a company is hiding some dark secret when in reality they just have a super incompetent and clueless PR department.
Reminder: Catscratch was based on a dramatic mecha comic.
When you find out Circle of Life's Zulu lyrics translate literally to
"There comes a lion, oh yes it's a lion (x2),
lion, we're going to conquer, lion,
it's a lion and tiger (x9)"
it becomes a lot less epic and powerful.
As a Brit I am not at all offended by lots of movie villains having British accents - what offends me is the specific accents they choose. The stereotypical "posh British villain" accent is nowhere near as threatening and confrontational as a cockney accent.
Remember when people were unironically comparing SpongeBob Rehydrated to Last of Us Part 2? what a cursed time period.
Nintendo should just let Microsoft handle official connections with the competitive community.
Human Crash Bandicoot characters look like offensive caricatures of ethnic groups that don't exist.
I'm getting these super annoying YouTube ads for "Bulldog Skin Care Products" where a bulldog with a thick British accent and unmoving lips shouts at me about moisturiser.
Yes, because a literal freak of nature so poorly bred it can barely breathe is the perfect mascot for self care products.
Dreamworks' old trailers basically being mini behind the scenes documentaries (take for example the Over the Hedge trailer in the video I posted) was such a great idea, but they were executed so poorly.
"Charlie Brown holiday specials removed from yearly circulation by the ABC"
Heh, Americans get worked up over noth-
"Wallace & Gromit shorts removed from yearly circulation by the BBC"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One time I mentioned Skywalker Ranch in passing to my dad and he was trying to figure out which Star Wars movie had a ranch in it.
Ratatouille is such a perfect movie. Except the kiss scene. All my homies hate the Ratatouille kiss scene.
I'm very hyped for Soul, so I threw this together.
I love how Toy Story 3 casually had one of the most iconic, beloved anime characters of all time cameo in the film with no plot relevance nor any attention given in the marketing.
Why I'm anti-social
People around me:
Me:
Ahh yes, my favourite Alvin album.
I feel that fans of both serious and comical Sonic can agree that Forces (and especially the way it tied into Mania) was a mistake.
I feel like a lot of people don't realise some people don't want to play as themselves in a game. Usually when I'm given custom character options I use it to create insane crossovers, not a digital homunculus of myself. Given the choice of male protagonist or female protagonist it all comes down to character design for me.
Cereal mascots be like
This is my ideal Mario Kart roster. Ignore the terrible editing.
Why yes, I did indeed make a conscious decision to remove all the clones then add "Warupichi" and "Mabowser".
I had a dream where I was in the same taxi as Sakurai, and for some reason he liked to rest his head (which had a giant hole) on my lap - but dream me didn't care in the slightest and was just thinking "I need to start a conversation that can seamlessly lead to me requesting Muddy Mole!"
Mini Muffins 4 really ruined the ending of Mini Muffins 3.
JESUS CHRIST. This is actually, legitimately disgusting. What is wrong with this guy?
People often tend to get racism mixed up with ignorance. I'm not black so I can't speak from experience, but it should go without saying that misidentifying a hairstyle isn't racist.
The original text: "This character was designed to appeal to a wide audience and as such is neither masculine nor feminine"
The translation: "This character doesn't have a gender."
I just found out that when Mark Speight (children's TV presenter) died, they played the theme song to his show, SMart, at the funeral. This is what said theme song sounds like:
I feel like a monster for laughing about this, but I really can't help it.
Can't believe it, they added Crash to Smash.
One thing people often question about the WarioWare franchise is why and how someone like Wario is friends with a bunch of literal children. I like to imagine that Wario stood up for them when they were being bullied by their peers - albeit using the threat of more bullying, this is Wario we're talking about after all - and that's how they met.
Can't think of an explanation for the blatant copyright and child labour law infringement going on at WarioWare Inc. though.
Sorry to get all political, but...
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