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Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

I still don't get why people want more crossover characters in Mario Kart. I'm not opposed to them being there, but when people are asking for D-list Nintendo characters like Captain Falcon when we don't even have Kamek, Boom Boom, Goomba or ANY Wario series characters yet you just gotta stop and wonder.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

Just found out Jump King is on Switch, this will be a gloriously masochistic experience. (I do have Steam, but buying Switch games is more convenient to me)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

I never got why frame rate and other graphical things are used to advertise games. Who looks at a game's store description and thinks "ooh goody, 60FPS and ray tracing!" and not y'know... "ooh goody, high difficulty and tight controls!" or something actually substantial like that?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 4, 2020

Sometimes it can come off like a company is hiding some dark secret when in reality they just have a super incompetent and clueless PR department.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

Reminder: Catscratch was based on a dramatic mecha comic.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

When you find out Circle of Life's Zulu lyrics translate literally to
"There comes a lion, oh yes it's a lion (x2),
lion, we're going to conquer, lion,
it's a lion and tiger (x9)"
it becomes a lot less epic and powerful.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

As a Brit I am not at all offended by lots of movie villains having British accents - what offends me is the specific accents they choose. The stereotypical "posh British villain" accent is nowhere near as threatening and confrontational as a cockney accent.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 3, 2020

Remember when people were unironically comparing SpongeBob Rehydrated to Last of Us Part 2? what a cursed time period.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Nintendo should just let Microsoft handle official connections with the competitive community.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Human Crash Bandicoot characters look like offensive caricatures of ethnic groups that don't exist.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I'm getting these super annoying YouTube ads for "Bulldog Skin Care Products" where a bulldog with a thick British accent and unmoving lips shouts at me about moisturiser.

Yes, because a literal freak of nature so poorly bred it can barely breathe is the perfect mascot for self care products.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Dreamworks' old trailers basically being mini behind the scenes documentaries (take for example the Over the Hedge trailer in the video I posted) was such a great idea, but they were executed so poorly.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

"Charlie Brown holiday specials removed from yearly circulation by the ABC"
Heh, Americans get worked up over noth-
"Wallace & Gromit shorts removed from yearly circulation by the BBC"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

One time I mentioned Skywalker Ranch in passing to my dad and he was trying to figure out which Star Wars movie had a ranch in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Ratatouille is such a perfect movie. Except the kiss scene. All my homies hate the Ratatouille kiss scene.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I'm very hyped for Soul, so I threw this together.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I love how Toy Story 3 casually had one of the most iconic, beloved anime characters of all time cameo in the film with no plot relevance nor any attention given in the marketing.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Why I'm anti-social
People around me:

Me:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Ahh yes, my favourite Alvin album.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I feel that fans of both serious and comical Sonic can agree that Forces (and especially the way it tied into Mania) was a mistake.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I feel like a lot of people don't realise some people don't want to play as themselves in a game. Usually when I'm given custom character options I use it to create insane crossovers, not a digital homunculus of myself. Given the choice of male protagonist or female protagonist it all comes down to character design for me.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Cereal mascots be like

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

This is my ideal Mario Kart roster. Ignore the terrible editing.

Why yes, I did indeed make a conscious decision to remove all the clones then add "Warupichi" and "Mabowser".

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

I had a dream where I was in the same taxi as Sakurai, and for some reason he liked to rest his head (which had a giant hole) on my lap - but dream me didn't care in the slightest and was just thinking "I need to start a conversation that can seamlessly lead to me requesting Muddy Mole!"

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 2, 2020

Mini Muffins 4 really ruined the ending of Mini Muffins 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2020

JESUS CHRIST. This is actually, legitimately disgusting. What is wrong with this guy?

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2020

People often tend to get racism mixed up with ignorance. I'm not black so I can't speak from experience, but it should go without saying that misidentifying a hairstyle isn't racist.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2020

The original text: "This character was designed to appeal to a wide audience and as such is neither masculine nor feminine"
The translation: "This character doesn't have a gender."

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 1, 2020

I just found out that when Mark Speight (children's TV presenter) died, they played the theme song to his show, SMart, at the funeral. This is what said theme song sounds like:

I feel like a monster for laughing about this, but I really can't help it.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Can't believe it, they added Crash to Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

One thing people often question about the WarioWare franchise is why and how someone like Wario is friends with a bunch of literal children. I like to imagine that Wario stood up for them when they were being bullied by their peers - albeit using the threat of more bullying, this is Wario we're talking about after all - and that's how they met.

Can't think of an explanation for the blatant copyright and child labour law infringement going on at WarioWare Inc. though.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Sorry to get all political, but...

Janx_uwu · Nov 30, 2020

Odd question, but do you know of any way I could play Knuckles' Chaotix in 2020 without getting a Genesis and a 32X?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Super Nintendo World's power-up bands have a rather peculiar inclusion:

Daisy. I want to say that they chose Daisy because they're working on some sort of Daisy-related project, but it's more likely they just wanted a second female character and Daisy was chosen by means of being a character that casual fans would be more familiar with through seniority. (and possibly the fact that Rosalina's emblem isn't as much of an instant identifier as Daisy's)

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

12 year old me when the West Midlands-accented edgetuber says Undertale is a good game:

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

"I think Sonic Adventure is a bad game."
"You've just got nostalgia bias towards the classic games!"
"I was born after Adventure came out, let alone the classic games."

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 30, 2020

Creating "alliances" between characters' supporters is equally as stupid as rivalries.

Not everyone who wants Isaac also wants Waluigi, not everyone who wants Waluigi also wants Shadow, not everyone who wants Shadow also wants Tails, so on and so forth. All these "alliances" would serve to do is ostracise and silence fans of one character who oppose the other, harming both characters in the process.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

A lot of the famous SNES OSTs lose their magic once you find out they were all just using default Casio instruments.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 29, 2020

Have you ever noticed how you rarely see the homes of platformer mascots?

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