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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 11, 2020

America gets this masterpiece of a Switch skin:

We in the UK have to settle for this bootleg looking garbage:

Yes, that atrocity is officially licensed merchandise.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

"Freakazoid is back!" YES!
"in Teen Titans Go." STILL YES!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

When I get a house of my own, it will look like this. Complete with Disney-Pixar's Monsters Inc.™: Laugh Floor.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

Idea: instead of turning the abstract geometric male characters into cute girls, turn the cute girls into abstract geometric male characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

There sure are a lot of surprisingly well animated edgy angst-ridden Ed Edd n' Eddy fan continuations.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 10, 2020

Names for a 3D square:

box
cube
station 2

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

"Silky Smooth 60FPS"

"Crispity Crunchity 30FPS"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

I had a dream that I can barely remember, except one detail: Me shouting in excitement Etika-style at the sight of the Mario Paint title screen.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

If I was asked to do the fighters' passes and had insight into what they'd be up to Steve beforehand here's who I'd choose:

Bonus:
Muddy Mole

FP1:
Crash Bandicoot
Banjo-Kazooie
Hero
Terry
Doomguy

FP2:
Waluigi
Steve
PaRappa the Rapper
Dr. Eggman/Tails/Knuckles (3 characters and stages for the price of 1, if you think that's cheating choose whichever one you like best)
CJ (GTA)
Space Invader

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

"Green Hill is looking more like Sand Hill right now"

I get this is a reference to a real Sonic zone, but I think "Green Hill is looking more like Beige Hill right now" would work better.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 9, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

Honestly I think the unblinking Jigglypuff with a resting open smile from the first 3 Smash games looks better than the more expressive iteration from the most recent 3.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

"SPEND MORE TIME MAKING YOUR GAMES!"
4 years later...
"WHAT'S WITH THE NEWS DRAUGHT?"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

Virgin 15.ai:
Only has two good voices, one was removed and the other is also on Vo.codes
Avoids adding features specifically because they've been requested
Fragile servers
Front page is filled with fancy lingo nobody can understand

the Chad Vo.codes:
Many amazing voices, something for everyone
Has a voice request room on the Discord
Servers rarely go down
About page is simple and to the point

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

If you ever want to be in a zen-like state of indifference and boredom, watch a new Simpsons episode, preferably a pirated YouTube upload that skips 20 seconds every 3 minutes

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

Yeah, I'm changing this icon pronto. If you need to understand this and my last status, it was the Vinesauce Thomas face.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 8, 2020

This icon makes every single thing I say sound ironic or sarcastic. I'm not sure if I like that or not.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

There are 3 individual YouTube videos that sync Wallace & Gromit footage to Three Days Grace's Animal I've Become. Only one is ironic.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

Smash fans: "WHERE'S WARIO'S SHOULDER BASH???"

Pizza Tower fans: "WHY DOES PEPPINO HAVE WARIO'S SHOULDER BASH???"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

So that's why Sandy is the only land mammal in Bikini Bottom - she was in a coma all this time!

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

Well, Trump was playing golf when he lost, and golf is scored by lowest points instead of highest so technically he won.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

Decided to make Spirit ranks for all non-FE fighters, and a select few characters who appear in SSBU without Spirits

Mario - Legend
Luigi - Legend
Peach - Legend
Daisy - Ace
Bowser - Legend
Dr. Mario - Advanced
Rosalina - Ace
Bowser Jr. - Advanced
Koopalings - Ace
Piranha Plant - Novice
Yoshi - Ace
Donkey Kong - Legend
Diddy Kong - Ace
King K. Rool - Legend
Link - Legend
Zelda - Legend (get it)
Sheik - Advanced
Young Link - Ace
Ganondorf - Legend
Toon Link - Legend
Samus - Legend
Zero Suit Samus - Ace
Dark Samus - Advanced
Ridley - Legend
Kirby - Legend
Meta Knight - Ace
King Dedede - Ace
Fox - Legend
Falco - Advanced
Wolf - Ace
Pikachu - Advanced
Jigglypuff - Novice
Pichu - Novice
Mewtwo - Legend
Red - Legend
Squirtle - Novice
Ivysaur - Advanced
Charizard - Ace
Lucario - Ace
Greninja - Advanced
Incineroar - Advanced
Captain Falcon - Novice
Ness - Legend
Lucas - Legend
Ice Climbers - Novice
Mr. Game and Watch - Legend
Pit - Ace
Palutena - Legend
Dark Pit - Advanced
Wario - Legend
Olimar - Ace
Alph - Advanced
R.O.B. - Legend
Villager - Advanced
Isabelle - Novice
Wii Fit Trainer - Novice
Little Mac - Legend
Shulk - Legend
Duck Hunt - Ace
Inkling - Ace
Snake - Legend
Sonic - Legend
Mega Man - Legend
Pac-Man - Legend
Ryu - Legend
Ken - Ace
Cloud - Legend
Bayonetta - Ace
Simon - Legend
Richter - Ace
Joker - Ace
Hero - Legend
Banjo-Kazooie - Ace
Terry - Ace
Steve - Legend
Alex - Advanced
Mii - Legend

Porky - Ace
Vault Boy - Legend
Rabbid - Novice
Sans - Ace
Gil - Advanced
Minecraft Pig - Novice
Mappy - Advanced
Pooka - Novice
Valkyrie - Advanced
Heihachi - Legend
Colour TV Game 15 - Ace (or Pong - Legend, since it's often misinterpreted as Pong)
Ms. Pac-Man - Legend
Marshadow - Ace
New Donk City Band - Advanced

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

King K. Rool is a less a "love to hate" villain and more a "hate to love" villain, which I guess applies to most villains in light-hearted or comic franchises.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

This is going to be one of those tweets that's immortalised by ironic retweets for decades to come, up there with Daffy Duck hey guys and Soulja Boy for the Xbox 720.

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Wario Wario Wario · Nov 7, 2020

So can we get a Sonic movie-esque Biden cut of the Queen's Corgi so we can get a topical remaster of this?

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

i cant believe rocko would do this

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

As a kid watching the Kim Possible movie, Ron Stoppable talking about Norway made me think Norway was this horrible, dreary place. - turns out it's basically the greatest country on the entire planet. Huh.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

Wow, that was probably the least tense election in American history.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

The "everybody around me is stupid" people generally tend to be the most stupid of all.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

That shadowdrop was HYPE! I'm so glad Sakurai sorted out those negotiations with Disney to include their character in his game.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

Sega: "This throwback spin-off, Sonic Mania, is going to get people really excited for our big Christmas launch, Sonic Forces!"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 6, 2020

I don't even hate Activision, but I can't help but find them using a Cold War themed game to tie in with Papa John's and Sky Broadband a little insensitive.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2020

Logan Kart 8 Deluxe is a meme game that is intentionally unfun to play, but has some amazing music.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2020

I wonder if there's any kids out there who don't know that a PlayStation 1 through 3 exist.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2020

VERY GOOD
VERY GOOD
VERY GOOD
NOT SO GOOD

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2020

the .hack series will forever be immortalised as "that one series that's games come first on every alphabetical list of games".

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 5, 2020

I just realised the Spooky Scary Skeletons song sings "sticks and stones may break your bones, they seldom let you snooze" - I always thought they were singing "sticks and stones may break your bones, they sell them let you snooze", implying the skeletons were holding some sort of bone trafficking ring.

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2020

Game Theory: Sega created the Yakuza games solely to clean up the Google search results for "sega yakuza"

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2020

LEAVE ME ALONE NEW SUPER MARIO BROS.

I had enough of this Yeahbombing **** in the Miiverse days...

Wario Wario Wario · Nov 4, 2020

I understand the absence of Waluigi in Luigi's Mansion 3 - he's more Luigi's Wario, whereas King Boo is Luigi's Bowser, but the absence of Daisy is kinda absurd.

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