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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2020

Legit question - are the rappers OK? Almost all of them have delusions of grandeur, Kanye West is an anti-vaxxer who thinks he can be president, Soulja Boy thought he could be the next big gaming sensation with a dubiously legal Famiclone, and worst of all: Childish Gambino thought it'd be good for his image to appear in the Lion King remake!

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 22, 2020

It's strange to me that being petrified is often used as a family friendly substitute for death - petrification is much more terrifying.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2020

Hopefully I'll be getting a limited import copy of Space Invaders Invincible Collection, through I don't know for certain at this point.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2020

Why don't retro-inspired modern games use a 4:3 aspect ratio? I like a lot of these games and get they're not trying to be exact replicas of the time period, but seeing pixelated graphics in 16:9 just hurts my soul.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2020

Why are they reusing these old Disney website ads from the early 2010s? like, they left in the 2011 copyright and everything.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 21, 2020

Everybody acts like comedy reboots of action franchises are a new trend when they've been happening since dinosaurs evolved into chickens in the BC era.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

The ways people express their opinions on the internet are so surreal

"Oh no! a .png of Sonic the Hedgehog is threatening to cut off my dong! better not watch the new Star Wars!"
does anyone actually think like that?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

Paula would be a perfect echo fighter considering that she's the same height as Ness and all his moves are lifted from her. I imagine the only reason they didn't include her in Ultimate is either 1. they didn't think of it, or 2. they didn't want to seek out a new VA for her, since she's never been voiced.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

Depending on how their moveset is done, you could make Kamek and Ashley echo fighters - the real question is who would be listed as the base fighter and who would be the echo fighter - on one hand Ashley is more popular, but on the other Kamek is more important to his series.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

When you think about it, the Bakugan incident was kind of a miracle in disguise - if not for it people would be looking at the Mini Direct announcement and expecting Persona 5, Crash 4 and stuff like that.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

This rivals "Kermit's political affiliation" for the title of most ridiculous fan wiki article

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Dedede_(effect)

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

If they do another "who's gonna get the invite?" trailer, I hope one of the characters is depicted politely declining the invitation or kindly giving it back to the first person to pick up the invite, that'd be cute.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

Dear YouTube

Please add a 1080p30FPS quality.

Love, 30FPS Gang.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 20, 2020

Meme Run 2 is a thing, and they actually put effort into it. What timeline is this.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2020

if PaRappa got in Smash, I hope they'd be as devoted to Rodney's aesthetic as they were to the P5 aesthetic with Joker. Give him a unique victory screen with the character tiled borders from PaRappa 1 for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2020

Me: I like both K. Rool and Ashley

GameFAQs and 4chan: Impossible...

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 19, 2020

I used to really trust PapaGenos but honestly he's getting way too tinfoil hat for me, the moment that broke the camel's back for me was when he said that Japanese Nintendo revealing Smash invitation stationary while American Nintendo released a Paper Mario ad that involves an invitation "isn't a coincidence".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

I'm gonna be hung from the gallows for saying this, but I love Activision, at least as a Crash fan with no experience of Acti's other properties. They have a feedback forum, they are willing to listen to fan demand while also making the games distinctly theirs, they don't go overboard with the MTX, they understand the fans and their in-jokes, and they're willing to bring back even the most obscure of characters. Nintendo should be taking notes for how they handle Mario in future. Imagine a Mario Kart with monthly free updates for a whole year, who wouldn't want that?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

If/when they make more Classic Sonic games I really hope they get TJ Davis to make new vocal songs, 90s house fits Classic Sonic just as well as hard rock fits Modern Sonic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

So, judging from this interview more Classic Sonic games will be happening in future. I'm cautiously optimistic. https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2020/07/sega_wants_to_take_good_care_of_2d_and_3d_sonic_in_the_future

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

The "Something about World of Light" video has 27M views but is filled with tons of in-jokes - like, what percentage of this video's viewerbase knows why there's a mashup of a Swedish guy shouting "grand dad!", Gangnam Style, and an idol anime song?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

Quickplay has ruined me, I'm now teabagging bosses in single player games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

One thing I don't exactly get about the whole "we can't modify Mario characters" thing is that a few of the paper partners were completely original creations with basically no ties to existing Mario characters - do you remember seeing any purple-skinned one-legged witches or Rubenesque wind ghosts in a canon Mario game? why not just create more new species?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2020

So yeah, seems I was right and they pulled a Cars 3 with Origami King, but it's still a good game from what I've heard so who cares?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2020

I like SwSh's Pokemon designs, but I don't exactly like the colours they used.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2020

At this point the bi-monthly Discord outages are gonna singlehandedly necromance Skype.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2020

Can you imagine a world where Diddy's name is actually "Diet DK"? Imagine the Smash announcer's booming voice proclaiming "DIET DK!", imagine the colourful menus of the Mario spin-offs projecting "Diet DK" in a family-friendly, bouncy font, imagine a game called "Diet DK Racing" or "Diet's Kong Quest"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2020

I think the GenoStop leak is just the same case as that Nintendo of Spain (I think) representative saying Rayman would be in 3DS/Wii U when he just meant the trophy, mostly because they're speaking in past tense and not specifically about a playable fighter - plus do you REALLY expect GameStop to be in on the know about unrevealed game content, especially DIGITAL content?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2020

Even as a huge Crash fan, I can absolutely see him being an Assist Trophy or Mii Costume, and I would be content with that. A Crash Mii Costume could be a little tricky with the lack of neck, but not impossible.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2020

I really don't like Ultimate's Classic Mode, it's always the same every time. 3DS had the best Classic Mode.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2020

My predictions for the next direct are:
National Dex. Want level 0, expectation level 80
Waluigi in Smash. Want level 100, expectation level 60
Mario remakes. Want level 50, expectation level 99.9
New NSO emulator. Want level 90, expectation level 50
Mario Kart 9. Want level 10, expectation level 70

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2020

I wish there were more non-horror-themed games that showed the protagonists openly scared by their enemies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2020

If Splatoon was made in Japan shouldn't it be called Splatanime?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2020

The thing about the Mario World TV show is that when you get older you understand the social commentary and references in it, but instead of explaining everything, that only makes it even more nonsensical.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

Regardless of your thoughts on Boost Sonic games, there's no denying the formula would make a great on-foot racer.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

One thing I feel those who still believe in the console wars don't get is that Nintendo fans KNOW Nintendo's hardware is garbage. It is an undisputed fact. The exclusives and gimmicks are what makes Nintendo Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

In my final years of school, my best friend was a lot younger than me (by about 6 or 7 years I think?) and I introduced him to Smash Ultimate. He picked up the mechanics quicky and we soon got on equal footing, that being said, he was a sore loser and very spammy. I may have ignited the flames of him being a sore loser by playing as ridiculous Miis and choosing Mr. G&W every time he played as Ness.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2020

You can tell a lot about a news source by what words they put quotation marks around in article titles.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2020

Is it just me or did every PS1 mascot have a REALLY rough transition to the PS2? Enter the Dragonfly, Angel of Darkness, Wrath of Cortex - the only big PS1 star I can think of who's PS2 outing can compare to the initial PS1 games is PaRappa.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2020

If Eggman gets in Smash, the mural should have him eyeing down Duck Hunt with grabby fingers, thinking about his next Badnik

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