Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 12, 2020

Playing through Dynamite Headdy - a game I feel is somehow overlooked and overrated at the same time, it deserves way more attention as it is a quality title, but it absolutely isn't one of the best platformers of the 16 bit era as people say, even on the Japanese version. Platforming is great but bosses are pretty bad, which would be OK if it weren't for the fact a lot of this game's meat is the bosses

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 12, 2020

Zygarde has the worst luck

-Its instalment never came out
-They turned it into a blob and dog
-It's a novice class in SSBU
-Its shiny is ugly.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 11, 2020

Being a Counter Throw using Mii Brawler main when Byleth was new was an absolute experience. Miis are Byleth's mortal enemy in more ways than one.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 11, 2020

When I was in my early teens I expressed all my angst not with MCR or Linkin Park, but the Donkey Kong Country 2 soundtrack. I was a weird early teenager, and I'm sure I'm a weird late teenager now, despite not realising it.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 11, 2020

*video uploaded*

"Hidden gem? Nickelodeon's SPONGEBOB REVIEW"

*2 weeks later, the video isn't getting views*

"NICKELODEON's SpongeBob ruined My Life with XXX HIDDEN ANAL"

*4 years later, video still isn't raking in views, but a meme about the topic is spreading like wildfire*

"SPONGEBOB the funny CAVEMAN CHEESE Meme that is also A Show"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 11, 2020

"Can you imagine fighting the Haunted House from Rollercoaster Tycoon in Smash?" - Dexero

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 11, 2020

It confuses me as to why there aren't any spirits from the Tingle series.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 10, 2020

I'm generally against clone characters in Mario games, but having Wiggler and Angry Wiggler as separate characters would be pretty cool.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 10, 2020

Why did they have to make the gems in My Little Pony look so tasty? And how did they even do it?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 10, 2020

Watching Monkey Ball speedruns is equally as addictive as the games themselves.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 10, 2020

Every time someone tells your scepticism is "stealing the hype", just remember: Bakugan Brawl, it's a big brawl.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 9, 2020

"Gameplay for a title in a franchise new to developer WayForward" is one of the biggest word sandwiches I've ever read on official gaming press content. I'm guessing it means another indie crossover like Cadence of Hyrule. Best guess would be a Metroid game given WayForward's uh... thing for skimply dressed females.... but I'd love them to give the DuckTales Remastered treatment to Drill Dozer (as long as they don't age up Jill)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 9, 2020

Toad is a really weird character design but nobody really questions it because they're so used to his existence. It's like they wanted to make Aladdin and Hello Kitty at the same time.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 8, 2020

I honestly think it'd be really cool to have a fully decloned Dr. Mario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 8, 2020

I kinda wish BoTW Link was a fighter of his own.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 8, 2020

I wish games would still do fun stuff in their localisations instead of directly translating the text with a few localisations here and there.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 7, 2020

When I click a video called "I made Megalovania with real human bones", I just expect to hear Megalovania made with real human bones, not a 5 minute long explanation of how you got the bones and sampled their rattling, followed up by 30 seconds of Megalovania made with real human bones.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 7, 2020

The way I'd handle a Cuphead TV show would just be SpongeBob with an anime fight scene in every episode.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 7, 2020

Ultimate is lacking a niche 1st party retro. Muddy Mole would be my immediate choice, but if it had to be a Black Box NES character I'd choose Bubbles or Excitebiker.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 7, 2020

If you think Melee and 64 are "objectively" the only good competitive Smash games just because of increased complexity, I have no clue why you play/watch Smash instead of traditional fighters. It's OK if you prefer the HAL-era games for that reason, but you can't just act like Wii U and Ultimate are terrible competitive games just because they're slower - elitism does nothing more but breed counter-elitism.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 7, 2020

I am unreasonably enraged by the Spirit list calling Duck Hunt a series, but Hogan's Alley and Wild Gunman (which both also have Vs. versions) as their own games.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 6, 2020

I Googled "if Sans is a skeleton why does he bleed", and the answer Google gave is that he has osteoporosis.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 6, 2020

What does "GenoBoards" even mean? GameFAQs slang confuses me...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 6, 2020

I've said this before, but I really do wish they'd give Peach and Daisy a new, less lewd, and more game accurate Side B.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 5, 2020

The Woolly Yoshi Mii costume is what the Crafted Yoshi alt costume should've looked like - such a great idea, executed so poorly...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 5, 2020

"That'll be ¥*insert absurd number here* for every Dragon Quest spirit, Mr. Sakurai"

Sakurai: *puts all the party members in one spirit*

Stonks.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 5, 2020

Hey Beter, and deep fried memes in general, have been dead for like 3 years now, yet I still refer to Family Guy characters with B as the first letter of their name out of habit.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 4, 2020

It will always be funny to me that Puyo Puyo Tetris is rated E10+ - I mean, I get why, there's a character whose whole personality is barely subtle sex jokes - but still, seeing "E10+" on the same box as "Tetris" is funny either way.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 4, 2020

If I were a celebrity or CEO of a big corporation, I'd have it so when voting season comes around, instead of posting that cliche, obligatory "go vote!" message, I'd say "hey kids, we need a Noocracy!"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 4, 2020

Since Daisy's getting so many glitches, maybe we could see Pauline? I hope not, but it's possible. I personally would rather have Cranky, Stanley or Jr. as an arcade rep.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 4, 2020

So, Bayonetta's taunt "Don't mess with a witch" was censored from "Don't **** with a witch" - but isn't that the whole point of Bayonetta as a character design, that you want to **** the witch?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 3, 2020

Min Min isn't really that fun to me, but I don't regret my purchase because Spring Stadium is a really fun stage.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 3, 2020

I can't help but feel sorry for people who get in sex scandals because people often use them as excuses to do and say horrible stuff and get away with it under the flimsy guise of "karma". Absolutely not condoning the actions that lead to this, but it's still pretty disturbing to see the whole internet gang up on one person, "deserved" or otherwise.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 2, 2020

I'm thinking of opening a thread to discuss the validity of the term "meme pick", specifically when it comes to characters from viral games and spin-offs of major franchises.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 2, 2020

Continuing from that last post, Waluigi has, not counting Smash, actually had more important roles than Rosalina, no, seriously.

WL:
Mario Party 3
DDR
(arguably) Rabbids
(arguably) Power Tennis
Aces

R:
Galaxy
Galaxy 2
3D World
(arguably) Island Tour

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 2, 2020

The reactions to the new Jump Rope Challenge costumes has brought to my attention that people actually unironically believe Rosalina is a more important character than Wario or Waluigi.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 1, 2020

ARMS honestly feels like a cartoon tie-in flash game, it's fun but super simple.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 1, 2020

Game company: *adds MTX*
"Why do you want to make money?"

Game company: *refuses to make a new game in a series the creator has no interest in continuing*
"Why don't you want to make money?"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jun 30, 2020

Finding out VideoGameDunkey uses his real voice is the exact opposite feeling to finding out Santa isn't real.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jun 30, 2020

It's 2013, you're 8 years old and lied about being born in 1946 so you can make a YouTube account. One fateful day you open up Windows Movie Maker, and speed up an 11 minute SpongeBob episode to 3 minutes. However, Viacom quickly takes notice and your video is taken down, and with it your channel locked until you can answer the questions of the YouTube Copyright School. As you watch the cute cartoon teaching you falsehoods about fair use, your mind sticks to the opening title, which reads "Happy Tree Friends", upon reclaiming your account you search for that phrase, hoping to see more cute, educational videos, not knowing what you are about to see will change you forever...