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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2020

I wouldn't be opposed to Freddy Fazbear as a fighter. I'm not a big FNaF fan at all, but I feel Freddy could have a good moveset - in fact, I think he'd be the best possible horror rep IMO since he uses his bear hands (get it?) instead of a sword or a knife, could be unique as a super-fast superheavy and wouldn't have to be censored much given he comes from a relatively kid-friendly series with barely any controversial themes. (That's why I'm against Monika - her game is all about suicide so it could draw some really bad attention to Smash)

through I'm only game if they don't wimp out with the jumpscares.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 20, 2020

Hoping for as many leaks as possible this season, both fake and real - I love the thrill of the detective game!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2020

If a game commercial among the lines of "Genesis Does What Nintendon't" came out today it'd be burned alive - even by the manufacturer's fans.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2020

Have you ever heard of Grizzly Tales? It's a British kids' show that's literally about children dying. That's the plot of the show - a child does something mildly annoying for their parents and gets killed. I like some pretty messed up stuff (hell, we're on a forum about a game where you can blow up children and dogs with high class military weapons) but I draw the line at a show telling kids that they'll be murdered and eaten if they don't eat spaghetti. Oh no, I'm not exaggerating, that was an actual episode - Season 1 Episode 2, "The Spaghetti Man".

And people said Ren and Stimpy was dark...

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2020

Let's say I'm a game dev - I'm not (yet), but still: if Sakurai approached me about adding a character I created to Smash I'd go with one of two options, either: 1. request Muddy Mole or Jill (Drill Dozer) be in the game instead of my character, or 2. allow Sakurai to add my character but only if I can make their trailer and make it the biggest, most unprofessional ****post ever.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 19, 2020

My ideal pipe dream Fighters' Pass 2 would be:

Waluigi
Dr. Eggman
Jill (Drill Dozer)
Muddy Mole
Crash Bandicoot
PaRappa the Rapper

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2020

There's something so wholesome about those "fanon" wikis where people, usually kids, write up their ideas for sequels to their favourite obscure retro games - especially the ones where they're meticulous enough to detail things like the unused content and marketing of their ideal Dynamite Headdy 14 or Gex/Klonoa racing game crossover.

This is why emulation and re-releases are important - to inspire future generations of game designers. Maybe some day in the future one of these very special kids will release their own 3D platformer sequel to Trevor McFur in the Crescent Galaxy!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2020

"Sonic will never be in Smash"
"Miis will never be in Smash"
"Pac-Man will never be in Smash"
"Mewtwo will never return to Smash"
"Ryu will never be in Smash"
"Cloud will never be in Smash"
"Bayonetta will never be in Smash"
"Daisy will never be in Smash"
"Ridley will never be in Smash"
"Banjo will never be in Smash"
"Sans will never be in Smash"

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Waaaah.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2020

80% of theatrical adult animation is just "what if cute characters swore, had sex and smoked weed too?"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2020

Bubsy: Paws on Fire! is one of the most underrated (not overlooked mind you, just underrated) games on Switch - it's way better than people say it is and honestly I feel people only dislike it because Bubsy's in it.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2020

I'm interested in game dev, and the top series on my "I want to work on this series" list are Bubsy, Drill Dozer and Mole Mania. Really reaching for the stars, eh?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 18, 2020

Got Rave.DJ (a mashup generating website) to make some dumb meme mashups for me and put the very few good ones on an album, check it out if that's your sort of thing. https://sophisticatedjesterposse.bandcamp.com/album/fat-albert-hey-hey-hey-its-a-v-o-r-e-kinda-day

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2020

Recently I had the most mundane dream ever - I was reading the Bulbapedia article for Pokemon Box for the GameCube. That was it. That was the entire dream.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2020

Imagine if Fighter's Pass 2 was the reverse of FP1, a ton of platformer furries and one anime boy with a sword.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 17, 2020

It's still hilarious to me that people complained about the trees in Pokemon SwSh.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2020

The early versions of Windows have so much charm and personality I'd consider them games in their own right.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2020

I remember how users on Miiverse (specifically the Smash Bros, Wii Fit U and New Super Luigi U communities) used to have "Bikini Weeks" or something like that, and I had a ton of fun reporting them.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2020

Remember that song in Kirby's Epic Yarn that was literally just the universe song from Animaniacs?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2020

I can't be the only person who really dislikes how Peach has so many butt-related moves, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 16, 2020

I can't really see how you'd adapt Conker to Smash - his whole identity comes from the M rating, censor him for Smash and you've got just another animal mascot.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2020

Honestly I wouldn't mind if they retired general Nintendo Directs in favour of game-specific directs and Tweet announcements.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2020

I love Sonic Mania, but I gotta admit that Encore Mode feels really, REALLY lazy. Surely they could've just mixed and matched the tiles around for new levels?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2020

I can only imagine how lonely the guy who keeps replying to comments on Smash Flash 2 videos saying "they don't take requests" is.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2020

"NASA found potential evidence of life on Mars and parallel universes" - Eh, whatever.
"The slogan on the poster for A Goofy Movie uses Times New Roman with a modified apostrophe" - WHAT????

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 15, 2020

You don't know pleasure until you've countered DK's side Smash with a Mii Brawler.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2020

I think no 3 words can ignite more hatred in my soul than "subscribe to PewDiePie".

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2020

I gotta be honest, I think Kirby and Starfy are really unappealing character designs.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2020

I write a lot of fanfiction stories with my friend, and I'm only just realising how strange some of these characters are: a transgender severed zombie hand (yes, the hand is trans, not the zombie he comes from), a 12 year old gorgon with PTSD, a girl from the 1950s who escaped her timeline due to prejudice and became a clay dog princess - they make much more sense in context I promise!

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 14, 2020

Untitled Goose Game getting GOTY is like if Run 2 from Cool Math Games won GOTY. It's not a bad game by any means, in fact it's really good - but not GOTY in the slightest.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2020

Seriously, Toy Story 4 won best animated feature against Missing Link and Klaus?

What is the Academy smoking? I want some.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

I wonder what the "Hoes Mad" crowd think of Sakurai agreeing there are too many FE characters... have the tables finally turned?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

I got an Octonauts video in my recommended and I've only just now realised the octopus has a rabbit nose for some reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

there was a game company in the 80s called US Gold who marketed their games as "All-American Software"

They were located in the UK.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

They should make a proper multiplayer-centred Punch-Out!! game.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

I know the first 4 levels of Sonic 1 like the back of my hand, but once I enter Marble Act 2 I'm hopeless.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

The cliche-cartoon-shoulder-devil in me WANTS New Horizons to have microtransactions so the AC fanbase can feel what we CTR fans have to go through.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2020

the Lego City meme is one of the best mainstream YouTube memes since Let it Grow, the better memes lately have mostly been more niche stuff on Twitter.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2020

Has Google Chrome forcefully deleted AdBlock for anyone else?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2020

How did it take me so long to realise OneyPlays' "welcome to Texas, Rupert the Bear" song is a cover of the Game Dude theme?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2020

I'm not trying to stigmatise anyone, but if you lose all confidence just because of teabagging or combo videos using your mains as sandbags, you need help with much more than Smash.

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