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Champion of Hyrule · Mar 7, 2024

SmashBoards Creates: CROSSFIRE - A Crossover Based Multiplayer Shooter (Hrrgh, Colonel!)

So I'm not really a big fan of the multiplayer shooter genre based on games like Overwatch and Team Fortress 2, but I've always thought it would be cool to do a creation thread inspired by the thread that rhymes with Schmifting Schmensions around the genre. We'll decide all sorts of things about...

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Here it is

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 7, 2024

“What a great design for Artemis! I wonder what the SMT series’s previous designs looked like…”

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 7, 2024

I wish karl jobst wasn't as drama focused now I just wanna hear about a cool new doom speedrun trick or something

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 6, 2024

I'm not sure if this exists but I think there should be laws against charities or organizations providing aid to disenfranchised people pushing religious messages, including missionaries going to other countries. I'm fine with churches providing aid but there should be regulations against any religious imagery or attempts to push people into religions. There's such an imbalance of power that way and it's extremely manipulative to push people into religions because you helped them. Not saying this is what all religious charities do, but there's a possibility of it and that should be regulated

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 6, 2024

I’m considering making another creation thread I’ll post the details in a bit

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 6, 2024

You couldn’t make who framed roger rabbit today not because it’s too mature but because it would be accused of being woke for saying freeways are bad and public transportation is good

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 6, 2024

I had a dream I was in a race where we were all riding go karts and one guy was trying to get financially supported by the government of canada because he got attacked by a Canada goose in 2021. Also Aigis from Persona 3 was there. Then the race transitioned to a part where you jump between blocks of wood without touching the ground. There were a bunch of ants though so a deer came and licked them all off of me.

Then I started watching the 1993 Mario movie except it was a scene in a bathroom with Kiryu and Makoto Date from Yakuza using the urinals until they’re ambushed by secret agents who they beat up. It then cuts to that elevator scene everyone knows except the elevator goes so high Luigi started to get scared and it had a window so you could see basically the entire skyline of wherever this stupid dream takes place

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 5, 2024

It’s interesting how the GBA doesn’t have a sound chip but has way more vocal songs or vocalized samples than the SNES had

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 5, 2024

Shoutout to the D-list celebrities that come from an area close to your city and attend every convention there each year.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 5, 2024

Summoning Salt picked the perfect time to upload a video about blindfolded speedrun

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 5, 2024

guess what’s on sale for only 4 dollars rn

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 5, 2024

you know I don’t think Italy should be allowed to have an undying fire on Mussolinis tomb think that sends a bad message?

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 4, 2024

WHY IS THERE AN OVERSIMPLIFIED WIKI?? THAT'S JUST HISTORY

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 4, 2024

The first mega man x is the only one i replay regularly but that's literally just because i watched a snesdrunk letsplay of it and know where all the secrets are

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 4, 2024

woah just got attacked by freddy fazbear while getting water at 4am be careful everyone

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 3, 2024

The M Night Shyamalan Avatar movie is the kind of movie that even people who are really charitable to bad movies hate

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 3, 2024

the unknown has gotta be the first mainstream character created with AI

also before you comment this no hatsune miku or something like that doesn’t count and you know why

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 2, 2024

A pet peeve of mine is when YouTubers put game music in videos but don’t put any list of music they’re using anywhere

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 2, 2024

It’s funny how whenever someone points out the anti-fascist message of Starship Troopers internet poisoned weirdos counteract it by saying how the book is essentially pro-fascism. My brother in christ no one is talking about the book no one cares about the book in this context, obviously the assumption is that we’re all talking about the movie.

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 1, 2024

Sea of Thieves was such a big success story and it's weird to me that it never really gets a mention in the history of Rare

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 1, 2024

"Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth's localization is being corrupted by wokeism!"

Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth localization: lmao let's make this guy's shirt say goblin mode

Champion of Hyrule · Mar 1, 2024

It’s funny how smash has a history of just kinda making up titles for songs (like why is together we ride just called “fire emblem”) but GOD FORBID they call the English version of the psycho soldier theme anything other than “overseas version” to avoid confusion

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 29, 2024

The PSP I got is still coming in the mail and I feel a weird thing where I’m interested to try the PSP versions of some sony games I’ve never actually had any interest in before. Like I’ve never been that interested in series like ratchet and clank or jak and daxter but kinda want to try their PSP entries even though I’ve heard they aren’t as conventionally good as the PS2 entries. Same with twisted metal head on which was one of two games I got for it.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 29, 2024

From my understanding when a character has one line they say in English in an anime it’s usually supposed to draw attention to the line in a cringey way and that’s not really possible in an English localization where the characters speak the language the whole time. Therefore I propose English dubs preserve this feeling by having characters say stereotypically white phrases. In conclusion, make Joseph Joestar say “golly gee wilikers”

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 29, 2024

I’m compiling a playlist of my favourite videos this year as I see them and as they come out but the weird part is that I don’t want one channel to be over represented and there are some channels that have good videos that I don’t want to include because the channel will probably top them later. An example is the new Defunctland video. It’s good and deserves to be on the list but he’s almost certainly going to make a video that’s better so I don’t know if I should actually include it or not because it might not be his “best”

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 28, 2024

A celebrity should name themself “Johnny Lifnsurance” so they get as many brand deals as possible

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 28, 2024

Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star is like the Forrest Gump of Japanese game development history. I mean the Fist of the North Star license was one of Yuji Naka’s first games, an ArcSys fighter, a Dynasty Warriors spin-off, a Yakuza game, and pretty much a gimmicky Nintendo game. That’s a good number of bases covered there.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 28, 2024

astral chain’s biggest cultural influence is a dog mascot and the fact that people get weirdly mad at you when you say you want “akira howard” in smash

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 27, 2024

Kinda crazy that both Activision and Devolver Digital have published FromSoft games before

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 27, 2024

I think I might make a sequel to the ridiculous 2 hour “every game based on a steven spielberg movie” video with a different director. I have a couple in mind but no spoilers yet.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 27, 2024

If the new pokemon game takes place in both the past and present it can finally be 3000 years (for the player)

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 27, 2024

On the subject of public domain, even though it’s technically wrong I do still like it when media that refers to Mickey Mouse as “steamboat willie” I just think it’s cute

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

I referenced the terrible elon musk elden ring build in a script I’m submitting to my university’s one act play contest.

this is the same one where I just kinda steal a whole line from link the faces of evil

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

The biggest sin of colonization is that an entire country’s most spoken language now has to be called “Gilbertese”

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

I honestly feel like the toxic gossip train and james somerton will be the two things from recent memory that will be most remembered in the internet conscious going forward (that were birthed purely from the internet). I could be forgetting something though. Is it funny or sad that they’re both things involving terrible responses to controversies?

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

If David Bowie was alive longer they should have made a live action jjba show and cast him as either dio or rohan kishibe

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

Nintendo has set people’s bars so low they actually think Sega is a good company now

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 25, 2024

Internet Historian has a second account where he just summarized the plots of video games and he had one where he literally just spends 20 minutes making fun of Gone Home, it’s probably the unfunniest **** ever

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 25, 2024

As a Yakuza fan I respect the influence of SpikeOut but I played it and I kinda find it a meh game

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 24, 2024

I have no overly strong opinions on ATLA but from my cursory knowledge on the series having seen it when I was a kid and remembering very little, the changes the live action makes that Ive heard about just make me mad. I suppose I really did have strong opinions on it.

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