Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 15, 2023

Had a dream I needed to buy a copy of assassins creed 2 for some reason so I went to a mall (which was a real mall except it’s not even in my city) and I entered a grocery store there. The store had a box bigger than my head filled with pork that had the angry emote from clash royale on the box. Also the youtuber matt rose was selling his own book called “The Case For Not Having A Personal Blog” where he just published embarrassing things people said online. There was just one copy sitting on a table. Anyways they didn’t have the game so I went back but then four people tried to start a fight with me and I absolutely demolished them and their blood was yellow for some reason.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

it's a simple and dumb mistake to make but i'm laughing at this thumbnail using the pre-1800s UK flag

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

where can i buy the italian rat shirt the furry game developer guy was wearing in the indie showcase?

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

The shantae advance game seems pretty interesting but it is a little dissapointing that they didn't really commit to preserving the GBA look since the menus are modern and all that

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

A lot of non religious people say something like “Why do Christians use the cross as a symbol when that was what tortured Jesus?” and look I’m an atheist but using an old Roman torture method and reclaiming it as a symbol of adversity is super metal.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

Alan Wake was the type of game that has great ideas but is pretty flawed in execution, so I definitely wanna try the sequel at some point when it is no longer full price

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

I kinda don’t like the first living tombstone FNAF song but I do actually enjoy basically all the other ones after it

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

we got a famously bad 3D version of popeye and a famously bad game based on the IP that inspired Donkey Kong. What 80s arcade Nintendo game will come next?

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 14, 2023

the school i don't even go to anymore's newly formed chess club just followed me. Wow guess I'm just so popular I made that much of an impression!

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 13, 2023

I like how the mario kun manga has an arc dedicated to specifically mario kart live home circuit of all things

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 13, 2023

Remember when the rumour of Illumination making Shrek 5 first started and everyone started saying it was gonna be a crossover between Shrek and the Minions for some reason?

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 13, 2023

at least with mario chris pratt actually made an effort to not just use his stupid normal voice that is NOT what’s happening with Garfield

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

I was playing pocket circuit in yakuza and I thought “**** it I’m gonna look up the best model for a car to beat this particular race track.” So I did that but then when the race started the announcer said “This racer customized their car based on internet advice! Let’s see how it pans out!” and I was freaked out because I thought it was some Psycho Mantis third wall breaking moment where you’d be punished for trying to look up the exact perfect combination for this race. Turns out she was actually talking about an NPC character.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

Shoutout to everyone who started playing a game when I was recording footage for a YouTube video and who ended up inadvertently cameoing in those videos when that footage ends up in the video

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

who taught him that word

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

most bad fighting games ive played have been funny to look at or at least kinda enjoyable in a bizarre sort of way but castlevania judgment is just bad, like i cant derive any enjoyment from making fun of it while playing. The character designs are the only funny thing about it which has nothing to do with gameplay.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

Still can barely get over how dumb it is for Sakurai to make his “I didn’t make cutscenes because people leak them online” claim. The people watching a game’s cutscenes before it comes out probably are interested in it already or were never gonna buy it. Plus the cutscenes being so available just allow people to appreciate them more because who ever wants to go to a “movies” section in a video game and rewatch cutscenes?

The reason it bugs me so much is the amount of victim blaming from people who will defend everything he says. “If the community wanted cutscenes they shouldn’t have leaked them!” as if you’re personally responsible for it happening. I don’t even think a story mode with cutscenes would have been my preferred option and that’s not what I’m trying to argue at all, I’m just saying the usual yeah yeah sakurai out of touch, community defends him too often stuff.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

honestly like what reason did street fighter 6 have to be set after street fighter 3

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 12, 2023

found an old guinness book of world records gamer edition I used to have and my favorite part was a “real life events depicted in video games” section that has like what you’d expect with assassins creed and total war but then also includes jfk reloaded and wanted monty mole to represent the uk miners’ strike

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 11, 2023

We need a movie where Nathan Fielder plays the joker

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 10, 2023

the yakuza english dubs having the karaoke songs be changed to english too was their biggest mistake

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 10, 2023

of course the new yakuza game has a substory about an AI program called ChotDDT.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 10, 2023

mortal kombat 1 interactions keep getting reccomended to me on youtube and it's such a bizarre voice acting quality shift when jk simmons interacts with megan fox

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 9, 2023

sag aftra is over, shrek 5 was maybe revealed and gta 6 was revealed in the same day like damn

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 9, 2023

i like how in like a dragon gaiden you can go to a cabaret club and give the hostess a single can of mountain dew as a “gift”

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 9, 2023

what’s your favorite way of entering an rpg battle mine is the screen shatter effect

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 9, 2023

I know it’s not really over because I’m sure yahtzee will make basically the same series under a different name but it is genuinely so surprising that seemingly overnight zeto punctuation is done now, really is the end of an era, as cliche as that term is

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 8, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 8, 2023

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 8, 2023

This is smashboards.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 7, 2023

mark my words the Zelda movie will include the words “well excuse me princess!” at least once

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 7, 2023

I like that Instagram lets you follow someone but also mute their stories and posts like it sounds weird but there are absolutely some people I wanna follow but don’t wanna actually see their posts

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 7, 2023

the day the Zelda cast gets announced gonna be the second funniest day to ever exist. First is the Mario movie cast announcement

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 7, 2023

Dark Souls defies video game tropes by having the male characters, not the female characters, sound like they’re moaning when they take damage

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 6, 2023

you guys I just remembered piranha plant is in smash like I forget every once and a while and it’s such a pleasant surprise when I do remember

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 6, 2023

my friend just said his parents died in a fire!!!! Epic Fnaf 3 reference!!!

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 6, 2023

drove through a police checkpoint station while listening to a documentary on the unabomber today

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 6, 2023

do y'all remember the user DrCoeloCephalo? I don't post this because I want to start drama or anything but uh... Yeah, turns out...

he's a pedo. And if cephalo is gonna come and see this post, just please know that no one's willing or wanting to hear arguments on why this isn't bad or anything. I'm just posting this so people are aware of what you've said and done and most people are gonna find it disgusting

https://twitter.com/OisouoMatho/status/1690883339824050176

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 6, 2023

It's funny how many people think Alaska used to be part of Canada and I imagine more people would think that in the US. I'm sure plenty of people there would think it's still part of Canada too.

Champion of Hyrule · Nov 6, 2023

Chuck Norris memes are funny because in the movies he’s in he’s probably one of the least charismatic actors I’ve ever seen. Like I don’t even know how it’s possible to look like him but sound like ryo hazuki when you takk

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