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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2023

I had a go at making new Smash wishlists - tried to focus on the subjective, so for instance I think Kratos and Master Chief should've happened ages ago from an objective standpoint, but I like PaRappa and Clippy better so they got priority. Also tried to go by a best-case-scenario perspective - or in other words, assuming they won't be needlessly gimmicky.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2023

Goomba is one of my 1st party MWs for Smash, probably makes the top 3 or at least 5, but it'd really all be for naught if they didn't add the blue underground Goomba as an alt.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 24, 2023

I had a dream where there was a new Anton game called "Anton Stairs" which was a 3D beat em up where all the stages were flights of stairs, the ending had a plot twist that all the individual stairs were people trapped in metal, and the final boss was a genre switch into a Pac-Man Championship Edition clone that had needlessly epic music and took place at NASA mission control.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2023

imagine denuvo on smash ultimate

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2023

Continuing off of my post about wanting a Mario/Sonic crossover earlier, I don't get why people think it'd be impossible from a game design perspective - they already have the formula in Sonic Generations, make Sonic stages themed on Mario's world, and Mario stages themed on Sonic's world, you don't really have to figure out how Mario would gain the speed to run through a loop-de-loop or how quickly Sonic should be able to shred through brick blocks, just adapt memorable enemies and level gimmicks from each world into one another's level design styles - imagine kicking a red shell through a loopy rollercoaster version of the Mushroom Kingdom, and making it go even faster by outrunning and bumping into it, or wall-jumping up the Mystic Cave pit and being rewarded with a floating hybrid ? monitor containing a 1-up and pipe shortcut.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2023

I love the idea of a Mario and Sonic crossover, but not just because of the whole historical/console war thing, but also because the idea of a blue-collar adult who's never let go of his childhood and a chilled-out teenager who wants to seem as mature as possible working together is quite sweet in a funny way. Like some weird alternate universe Goofy Movie that involves preventing multiversal destruction instead of going fishing.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 23, 2023

If any Square-created Mario content should be in Smash, it should be the Mario Hoops 3-on-3 soundtrack. That crap goes HARD.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

why does great giana sisters never come up on "worst game box art" lists. it's probably the single most well known microcomputer game to non-europeans, and has like 4 different box arts that are all crimes against taste.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

amiga music in headphones at midnight is terrifying. especially if theres voice samples

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

Part of the reason I prefer an animated canon/Pixar-focused Disney fighting game over TVA or acquisitions comes from the fact that most of these characters have a very small amount of well-known source material, so you can make up a lot of original powers and weapons, but also have a lot of small side content like shorts and video games to source weird deep cuts from.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

Oh, so Metal Tails is just a thing now.

Sure.

can we get sonic doll and knuckles doll then

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

this is the most mediocre pfp i've ever had how has it lasted so damn long

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

I'm watching a NASB 2 leaked roster rant, and the dude said "hey, this game is aimed at kids, why is it leaning so hard into nostalgia??" which is... valid, don't fully agree, but I understand the sentiment - but then he lost me when he listed off a bunch of shows from 2014.

Tuff Puppy and Harvey Beaks are so old now that the odds of a current-day SpongeBob/Loud House core fan who hasn't played any of the Nick nostalgia crossovers knowing them is probably even with Hey Arnold or Angry Beavers.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

A lot has been said, especially by me, about how Nintendo fans mispercieve gaming history in Nintendo's favour, but honestly it's even more surreal how much Nintendo fans downplay the historical impact and popularity of a lot of legitimately important and iconic Nintendo games. Duck Hunt and Wii Fit are not "meme picks", the arcade-era DK games didn't just "lead to something bigger", Nintendogs is not a "minor IP", WarioWare is not "Wario Land's cheap spin-off", Tetris is the literal second best-selling game ever and Nintendo played a major role in its success but people act like Conker's Bad Fur Day (a game Nintendo all but sabotaged) is a bigger part of the company's history.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 22, 2023

Imagine going back to the late 90s/early 2000s and telling someone that "I want games with better graphics" is now a hotly controversial opinion.

i mean, it is a good take to not want better graphics, both for moral and aesthetic reasons, but it'd probably come off a little weird to someone in the Before Times

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2023

We (probably) have Dedede, we have Shredder, we have Eggman - we're halfway there. The FoxBox broadcast codes will never see the light of day again!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2023

Fishbunjin in Smash is kind of a funny concept, not just because of the character being inherently funny and having the potential to bring along a lot of Slap and Ittle Dew's trademark weirdness and easter eggs, but also because he's a character who originated as a 101% completion secret boss - the most minor role imaginable - but is also a character that probably even the most staunch protagonists-first supporter could probably agree upon as being a better choice than Ittle herself, even if it is to represent a spin-off game that he happens to be a mascot of over his actual debut.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2023

i dont want to be negative or pedantic about these recent events, given how emotional it has been for some people, but what the hell is a mario ambassador

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2023

That Odd1sOut Caillou bit was legitimately ****ed up in the worst possible way.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 21, 2023

I really wish this was SSBU's actual theme instead of Lifelight

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 20, 2023

Dragon Ball names are funny
"Oh, Frieza, like a fridge? Haha, just kidding, probably a reference to some Japanese yokai or somethi-"
"It means a fridge"

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 20, 2023

"Smash's input lag is just a Switch thing, not the devs' fault"
Please play literally any other game on the Switch. Even first party games.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 20, 2023

I think I've discovered something that AI is just as bad at as hands and teeth

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 20, 2023

If that old rumour about the Smash devs not knowing that King K. Rool was popular until the ballot is true that's uh... very concerning, at least for a franchise that's current identity is built off of wish-granting.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 20, 2023

The whole joke of "this is one of the films ever made" gives off a weird vaguely existential vibe that I love.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 20, 2023

Black Box NES getting so many votes for DriDim is very funny to me, and also appreciated.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 19, 2023

did crab rave champions ever actually release

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 19, 2023

More games need to let you play as non-intelligent characters. Not idiots (though I would like a lot of idiot games too), but literal animals and monsters.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 19, 2023

I've been watching 90s commercial breaks lately and...

Repeat commercials were a way bigger problem in the 90s than when I was a kid
OH MY GOD THEY HAD 80S NOSTALGIA PANDERING IN THE 90S WHAT

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 18, 2023

OK. yeah, I'm done with the NASB thread. They legitimately think "Everyone is Here" can happen on a GameMill budget while also including singleplayer content... for a NASB 3. They're beyond saving.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 18, 2023

tfw you're a vfx artist and you've been invited to the oscars in 2013

tfw you're an oscars sound mixer and the vfx artists are on stage in 2013

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 18, 2023

Slap City actively advertising itself with the fact that nobody knows who any of the characters are is so based.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 17, 2023

If Pyoro got in Smash, they should give him his own series symbol - not to represent the DSi port, but just because he's a game mascot in-universe

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 16, 2023

If there was a Waluigi game, I like the idea of it being a multiplayer game with an all-original cast a la Diddy Kong Racing where all the characters are E-rated parodies of different villain tropes. A dragon guarding his gold, a greedy oil tycoon, a masked slasher (of tomatoes), a 40s mobster, a cartoon predator animal, so on.

I stand by Puzzle League being the perfect game to attach Waluigi to - moreso than not only Pikachu and Yoshi, but also Lip herself - since it's an accessible, wits-based game where you get to be really annoying to your opponent.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 16, 2023

I think that "Mortal Kombat can't be in Smash because the latest games are banned" is a reasonable argument from a likelihood standpoint, given that Smash picks (especially in DLC, where a Kombatant would likely be placed) are often meant to shill recent titles, but from a "can it happen at all" standpoint it doesn't really make sense since most legacy third party characters in Smash are based on earlier iterations, with Hero and maybe Sonic as the only outliers (even Steve kept his beard!), so they wouldn't have to research nor promote any banned games, even if not being able to do the latter could be a roadblock for Nintendo and/or WB.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 16, 2023

The NASB 2 thread is getting so antsy about cuts that I'm being reprimanded for briefly mistaking Donatello for Leonardo in a 4 second cameo.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 16, 2023

I'm watching a video about Olympic mascots, and I swear that Smash speculation has turned the word "mascot" into a fight-or-flight word for me.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 16, 2023

It's absolutely crazy to me that people were complaining about NASB 1 not doing a mystery season pass.

"Why aren't you scamming us? we want to be scammed!"

What hype culture does to an MF

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 15, 2023

TOP 10 SCARY BANNED CARTOON EPISODES

Rover Ruffy Puppy gets darned to The Red Fire Cave
Samuel gets addicted to Candy Syringes
The Armed Aardwolves finale where Pseudo-Wolf falls off a cliff by accident and might have possibly died maybe
Crappy Bara's The Shining parody where nobody dies.
Schlock Holmes solves the off-screen murder of a one-off character (another one-off character did it)
Stubborn Stoats climate change PSA
Precious Princess acknowledges that her great grandma died before the series started
Gunshot sound effect used to represent Mosky Toe crashing into a wall
Wayne 2 Cool briefly says "this homework is like slavery!"
Cuddlecroc gets a papercut

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 15, 2023

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