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Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

It's crazy to me that Roger Rabbit, a film made in the 80s filled with "80s PG" humour, is probably the most tasteful racism allegory Disney has ever made.

I'm looking forward to seeing Elemental next month, it looks cute, but I know from what little I've seen that the allegory is gonna fall flat - really hoping it's more focused on the "cute interracial romcom with cool visual effects" aspect than the "it sucks to be fire!" aspect.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 23, 2023

The main upside to Nintendo fans living in a vacuum, especially when it comes to pre-NES retro titles, is that editing fan wikis to remove rampant misinformation and fix omissions is really fun and cathartic.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I forgot to post about this, but I was really disappointed when that pigeon game turned out to be cartoon pigeons instead of photorealistic pigeons.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I don't like the Pac-Land stage in Crusade - it feels really weird to make a Pac-Land stage that isn't a direct sprite rip, but also still base it on the game instead of the really unique, trippy architecture of the HB Pac-Man cartoon, or one of the Pac-Man World games - plus the layout isn't all that fun IMO with it's inexplicably really high platforms (which would be easily remedied too, since spring pads were a stage element in Pac-Land) and lack of hazards or walls in spite of being too big for comp. play

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I think my least favourite CTR:NF track is Coco Park. I don't know how to describe it except that it's so easy that it bounces back and becomes hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

how has Smash never done a kaiju-sized stage yet? There's multiple stages where players are tiny (and even one where they're outright microorganisms) but no giant stages.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

New verbal tic just dropped: singing random songs with random words replaced by "amongity" or "sussity"

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 22, 2023

I'm pretty sure that's Martinet in Wonder, they've just recorded new lines - and it sounds a little off since they've been using the same lines since 2006.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

not the skull kid pfp telling me that piranha plant was a bad smash pick because it isnt playable in the source games

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

People complaining/being concerned about Elemental being a "tech demo" is kinda strange because like... do you have any clue what studio you're talking about? Pixar's entire film catalog is just a string of tech demos, especially in their 2000s golden years.

AlteredBeast · Jun 21, 2023

Thomas Elephant

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Hold up, if Waluigi's actually in Wonder, how are they gonna handle Elephant Waluigi??? Elephants are chunky, Waluigi is decidedly non-chunky, it's like trying to make Mickey Mouse into an earless reptile.

At least, assuming they're playable, I don't think we've seen Bowser yet? Just a Bowser-like character, maybe they're the villains of the game

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

ok but imagine if the remake actually was acme animation factory

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

If Yoshi is in Wonder as a full character and not a steed, that means Elephant Yoshi will be a thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Motion controlled WarioWare is a very sneaky way to get people to buy first party joy cons

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

fnaf moveie in pikamn?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

lip sync 100

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

"Sparks will fly" is a really bad slogan to show alongside the logo of an electronic device.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

Oh wow, a JRPG with a name that actually translates well into English

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

that is not visually enhanced

liars

Peach game looks good though

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

WHY IS NIDORAN IN MARIO RPG

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

if this is how small mario gets in smash, so be it

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

geno real

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

slowpoke spitting simulator

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 21, 2023

anime farming is back!

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2023

If all the current regulars are still on the site when the next Smash is announced and speculation starts revving up again, new and returning people are gonna feel like they woke up from being frozen - especially in the profile posts section - considering how all the people who stuck around are the Clippy stans.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2023

I hope the SNES remake is Acme Animation Factory.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2023

The ending of Dragon Quest: Your Story reads like something from the Your Reaction If thread.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2023

Greatly anticipating "Ruby Gillman 2: NOT ALL THE MERMAIDS ARE BAD, WE SWEAR, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO ATTRACT ALL THESE RIGHT WING NUTJOBS, PLEASE, GOD, STOP THE BAD PR!!!!!!" - finally forming the perfect trilogy with Angry Birds 2 and The Lion Guard that we all need.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2023

Mascot horror fans writing the best metal song you've ever heard based on a really dull Roblox game with a bunch of aesthetically-clashing TurboSquid assets about "Taillou" finding a knife (nobody is paying them to do this.)

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 20, 2023

It's funny how modern day MatPat is known for having "libertarian moments" (see his Lorax, Star Wars, and Pizza Tower videos), considering that he's where I (and probably a lot of other people my age or younger) first learned about things like banana republics and MK Ultra.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2023

I've been watching through Chadtronic's cursed commercials videos lately, and while they are really funny, I wish there was more of the Wraps puppet, he only really talks in the sponsor segments.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 19, 2023

I'd love to see a game some day do for the low-budget 60s Hanna-Barbera/Jay Ward look what Cuphead did for the rubberhose look, Pizza Tower did for the 90s Nicktoons look, and what Blud appears to be doing for the 2000s CN/Neo-UPA look.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2023

Dream responding to being face-shamed by deciding to keep his mask on at all times, trying (threatening?) to DMCA uploads of the face reveal, and making a fake bait-and-switch reupload to keep the actual reuploads out of searches feels like part of a cartoon plot, and not even a satirical cartoon like the Simpsons. This is some Johnny Test ****.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 18, 2023

MatPat's new theory is funny to me because like... was anyone arguing that Peppino is a hero, at least in the conventional sense, in the first place?

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 17, 2023

I had a dream where it was revealed that Warner Bros. lied about the sales numbers of the wizard game, and it actually had only sold 50,000 copies to date - the worst selling game of Avalanche's entire history - and people were making memes of Hannah Montana and Chicken Little dabbing on Harry Potter.

God, if only.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2023

"CoD can't be in Smash because the weapons are realistic" used to come off as a relatively reasonable, if easily circumvented, argument to me in the past... then I looked up what CoD weapons actually look like...

I'm no firearms expert, but I seriously doubt these goofy Star Wars contraptions have any real world parallels.

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Jun 16, 2023

Donut Dodo is really fun, but the animations are obnoxiously smooth and the Jake Kaufman-esque soundtrack isn't a remotely good fit

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