Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

If there was a Waluigi game, I like the idea of it being a multiplayer game with an all-original cast a la Diddy Kong Racing where all the characters are E-rated parodies of different villain tropes. A dragon guarding his gold, a greedy oil tycoon, a masked slasher (of tomatoes), a 40s mobster, a cartoon predator animal, so on.

I stand by Puzzle League being the perfect game to attach Waluigi to - moreso than not only Pikachu and Yoshi, but also Lip herself - since it's an accessible, wits-based game where you get to be really annoying to your opponent.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

I think that "Mortal Kombat can't be in Smash because the latest games are banned" is a reasonable argument from a likelihood standpoint, given that Smash picks (especially in DLC, where a Kombatant would likely be placed) are often meant to shill recent titles, but from a "can it happen at all" standpoint it doesn't really make sense since most legacy third party characters in Smash are based on earlier iterations, with Hero and maybe Sonic as the only outliers (even Steve kept his beard!), so they wouldn't have to research nor promote any banned games, even if not being able to do the latter could be a roadblock for Nintendo and/or WB.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

The NASB 2 thread is getting so antsy about cuts that I'm being reprimanded for briefly mistaking Donatello for Leonardo in a 4 second cameo.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

I'm watching a video about Olympic mascots, and I swear that Smash speculation has turned the word "mascot" into a fight-or-flight word for me.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 16, 2023

It's absolutely crazy to me that people were complaining about NASB 1 not doing a mystery season pass.

"Why aren't you scamming us? we want to be scammed!"

What hype culture does to an MF

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 15, 2023

TOP 10 SCARY BANNED CARTOON EPISODES

1. Rover Ruffy Puppy gets darned to The Red Fire Cave
2. Samuel gets addicted to Candy Syringes
3. The Armed Aardwolves finale where Pseudo-Wolf falls off a cliff by accident and might have possibly died maybe
4. Crappy Bara's The Shining parody where nobody dies.
5. Schlock Holmes solves the off-screen murder of a one-off character (another one-off character did it)
6. Stubborn Stoats climate change PSA
7. Precious Princess acknowledges that her great grandma died before the series started
8. Gunshot sound effect used to represent Mosky Toe crashing into a wall
9. Wayne 2 Cool briefly says "this homework is like slavery!"
10. Cuddlecroc gets a papercut

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 15, 2023

Famicom

piratedgamemuseum.fandom.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 15, 2023

I'm making a 400 character Smash roster, and I'm starting to realize that I've set a way too high amount for any roster, let alone one that doesn't have EIH. You'll know what I mean when I get it on the site.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2023

I speak with complete sincerity when I say that the most exciting NASB reveal for me - not just NASB 2, the series as a whole - was that supers can be blocked. (other than the reveal of nasb 1 but that does not count)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2023

DriDim updates will be late today, gotta make an emergency Ikea visit.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

oh my ****ing god this is the most unhinged (negative connotation) nintendo life comment section

Unlike Metroid Prime, Quake II's Original Dev Team Is Credited On The Switch Remaster

Quaking in our boots

www.nintendolife.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

This game is giving me the same vibes that Cuphead and Pizza Tower gave me when I first saw them - perfect animation + perfect gameplay

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

I love the Marth swordie turtle type fighters in platform fighters because they can basically just escort their opponents around their stage.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

Nabisco could legally make a biscuit called "Infinite Stuf Oreo" and it wouldn't even have to be the biggest oreo, because "stuf" doesn't exist and therefore you can claim practically anything about the stuf contents in your biscuit.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"Yeah, that was me."
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"AAAH JESU-Oh wait, no, that was me again."
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"Wha? Oh never mind"
the next day
"WARNING: Someone has your password!"
"... This is living rent free in your soulless AI head, ain't it, Goog?"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2023

Still don't get why people rallied behind Decidueye and Rillaboom for Smash instead of unevolved Rowlet and Grookey.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

Copyright and trademark law get **** on a lot, and rightfully so, but patents are the real stinky dinky. Sure, people have a closer emotional attachment to the idea of "Mickey Mouse" than the idea of "velcro", but patents have the power to set the world back at large - especially in pharmaceutical and environmental industries.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

I should really stop reading the NASB thread. Not only do they rag on me for every little thing I say, but considering all the conspiracy-theory-making going on right now, I am not ready for the eruption when there are inevitably cuts and a lot of them are inevitably kinda stupid. It was bad enough when NKR3 (a game we all knew well we weren't going to play and were only speculating because we were bored) cut out Tommy and Angelica.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

why is my amazon recommended filled with LIVE WORMS?????????

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

slap city is the best platform fighter because it has a character who was made for the sole purpose of raising awareness for ebola in 2014

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

I don't get sports teams... like, why is it always - without fail - that sports fans root for their country or nearest town??? Surely there's gotta be more to it than that??? Doesn't it get super boring watching the football with an echo chamber of fellow INSERT COUNTRY HERE fans???

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2023

I think I prefer getting relentlessly bullied for no reason on the NASB thread over one of those same people trying to play armchair therapist.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 11, 2023

Literally every design decision made for the Pikmin 4 dog makes me go "why", but somehow it's still really appealing.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 11, 2023

For all the weird and outdated elements of the "Melee Mega Roster" (Star Wars, excessive-even-for-pre-buyout-and-pre-COGH-speculation Rare rep, nonsensical-even-by-my-standards ideas like the Moon, no Pac-Man, e.t.c), some of it is legit based - like Mia over Isaac, Solo Pikmin, Metroid, Paratroopa, an OC Bowser form, Tingle, Redead, a Goron, and non-anthro Frogger.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 11, 2023

I just got an Amazon gift card with an expiration date by accident, so I needed to rush to spend my £6 remaining credits before they go away tomorrow.

The pink custom Morshu hat will be here in due time.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 11, 2023

I find it funny how, despite having Adult Swim branding and being based on the show library known for being edgier overall, Checkered Past is going to be way more accessible to the shows' original target audiences than Nickelodeon's nostalgia blocks were given its after-school timeslot and TV-PG rating for interstitial content.

Not sure if after-school was the best choice, that's a big time for children's programming where you should be showing new episodes of major shows instead of a nostalgia block, but at the very least not being midnight means it won't eat into the existing Adult Swim block, and will allow these shows to be seen by their original demographics. Mid-school would probably be the best place IMO - in the UK, CN used to air nostalgic programming there in the early 2010s, it'd still appeal to a primarily adult audience, but it makes for special "exclusive" programming for kids when they're sick or if (like me at that time) their school provides TV during lunch breaks.

Those idents look pristine.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

I don't wanna make any accusations, but the NASB thread is starting to give me weird ableist vibes in their insistence that I have to care more about characters than gameplay.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

-NASB 2 announced
-"I don't like this, it looks too different"
-"Be grateful you even GOT a sequel!"
-More NASB 2 info comes out
-"I like this, since I've learned to treat it as a separate entity and not a sequel."
-"Excuse me, there's a 2 in the title, it's a sequel, go back to being ungrateful please."

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

oh my god square still owns gex

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

Good on Seth Rogen for learning from the Sausage Party disaster how to treat animators well

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

I've been reading Banjo/Croc debate posts on Twitter, because I don't value my sanity, and someone said Banjo has a "better soundtrack" than Croc, which is just wrong no matter how you slice it.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

swearing dog movie fans winning rn

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2023

While it's something a lot of people complain about, I personally really appreciate how Smash's EarthBound rep greatly prioritizes the surrealism and parody-Americana over the dark spooky side.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2023

this is the most bizarre content farm article i've ever read in my life

Mickey Mouse Flops as Disney Prepares to Retire Character

Uh oh, Mickey...

insidethemagic.net

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2023

People who say "game preservation is a waste of time because almost everything not legally available is bad shovelware" have not listened to enough Tim Follin.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2023

I'm surprised that no mascot horror games have tried to make a character who serves as a pastiche of the old Walt Disney "Uncle Walt" persona and 50s Disneyland TV show - I guess it's just so old and poorly-preserved that nobody in the gaming market would be nostalgic for it, but the idea of a CEO who's business has a primary market of kids selling products with a "cozy, friendly" human persona is nightmarish when you think about it, much moreso than the Bozo the Clown/Barney types more commonly used in satire, even if Walt himself wasn't exactly the Hitler 2 people make him out to be.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2023

Inside you there are two wolves. Unless you have a trisomy.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2023

I'm starting to dislike how people are portraying Peppino as this badass violent force of good instead of a deluded neurotic weirdo - like, part of the reason I love Pizza Tower so much is because of how unconventional and un-aspirational Peppino's personality is for a gaming protagonist, so seeing him undergo fandom Doomguyification where people act like he's admirable doesn't sit right with me.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2023

I think people tend to overexagerate how little Smash changes characters because... it does, quite a bit in fact, it's just that most of its changes have primarily been balance-based instead of anything diegetic. 3DS/Wii U Bowser and Brawl Bowser are completely different beasts, even if Bowser's flame breath didn't become a projectile.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 8, 2023

Bring back the act of turning bad cartoons into inescapable memes as soon as streamers or reviewers mention them in passing once. I am not seeing nearly enough Family Gal discussion.