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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

the sour patch kids video game is the scariest thing i've ever seen in my life

this is why brand mandates exist

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

Gamers when they aren't actively being advertised to

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

I don't get why people are calling Pizza Tower a hard game? It's honestly almost as easy as a Kirby or Yoshi game to any% - the only stages I ever timed out on were Oh ****! and War, even Crumbling Tower of Pizza was a first try for me.

Then again, I also thought Crash 4 was easy, so take my opinions with a grain of salt.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 22, 2023

yorgle, grundle, and rhindle

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2023

Never let DiscussingFilm become verified, please.

psb123 · Apr 21, 2023

If you don't mind me asking, what exactly is the reason you don't like the idea of Crash and Rayman in Smash even though you like those characters?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2023

New stages and echoes again: PAC MAN PAC MAN PAC MAN PAC MAN (also palutena) - don't forget to vote for Mii Costumes too!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

My third Mii submission will be Mii Duo Has an Ice Climber gimmick and a shorter body than the other Miis, takes moves from swift characters like Fox, Sheik, Zero Suit Samus, Diddy Kong, Greninja, Sonic, and Joker - weak alone but powerful together. That probably is different enough, but I do...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 21, 2023

As disturbing as the 2010s Nintendo cult of personality was in hindsight, it's quite funny to look back on them trying to elevate Bill Trinen to the same level as Iwata and Reggie and it not working at all.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I'm cautiously optimistic about Bubsy's future under Atari. Bubsy NFTs are more when than if unfortunately, but Atari know some real good devs who respect the source material they work with too.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

It is very likely that more people currently know Foreman Spike by name than Pauline

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I like that Nintendo went out of their way to announce the Japanese rename of Foreman Spike on Twitter instead of just dropping a new game and expecting fans to figure it out on their own. A type of transparency that, while small even for Japanese AAA studio standards, is very appreciated from Nintendo.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

Devoted Rayman platform fighter using the engine of Legends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rayman in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

All this time, Sonic's full name being Ogilvie Maurice was a RUMOUR??? Another Julius Pringles Street Shark moment????

My world is shattered

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

Hungrybox really did just open his video about Niantic devs receiving death threats with "imagine making a game so crappy that you get death threats", huh.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

One element of PSASBR I think goes very underappreciated is the mere presence of Toro - a character who's games were Japan-exclusive up to that point. Keep in mind that PSASBR is a Western-developed game - even if Toro was just a Minion his presence would be impressive and a sign the devs did their research just as much as Polygon Man is. Smash doesn't even acknowledge Western-exclusive titles in Spirits. (unless you count character design changes like Elite Beat Agents and Rusty's Real Deal Baseball)

Additionally, while Toro's moveset is mostly parodies of other fighting games, I believe all his costumes are directly taken from the Toro games. Could be wrong on that though.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

I had a dream where I went to a Disney-themed mall, and one of the staff members sung the Pepper Ann theme song and I stared at them disapprovingly - When I next walked past that same staff member, they sung the Happy Happy Joy Joy song from Ren and Stimpy to test me, and when I didn't pay them any mind they aggressively shouted at and threatened me for being annoyed with the Disney cartoon song at the Disney mall and not the non-Disney cartoon song.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 20, 2023

REDACTED TOPICAL CELEBRATION POST.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

i seriously do not know how the mario movie attracted this much discourse, and not just the culture war variety. it's the turn-of-your-brain-est of turn-of-your-brain movies.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

confirm or deny

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

Continuing from that last post, when people talk about a "celebration of gaming" Smash, I feel they don't realise that such a thing - if achieved correctly - wouldn't just be "MASTER CHIEF VS KRATOS VS MARIO VS INSERT YOUR CHOICE OF VALVE REP HERE OMG but no ness and captain falcon

" - but instead a quarter of the roster being comprised of characters from games that never got released in America, an even bigger chunk being F2P and mobile game characters, 3 separate abstract 70s spaceships as playable fighters, Minecraft Alex as a fully unique fighter, the Nintendo representation being almost entirely things like Brain Training and Nintendogs, Giant Enemy Crab and All Your Base jokes, and a complete neglect for fan demand.

Of course, I know this and still want such a game anyway. We are not the same.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

A Nintendo clone of Xbox Arena would be so dumb - what characters do they even have other than Mario, the Zelda elf, and the millions of Pokemons? the head from Brain Age? the plastic robot from the 80s?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

The Peter Bertram "PBS" Salway estate murdering Cowboy Bebop himself so they can steal his music.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

Y'all know that if Smash was to devote itself to being a proper "celebration of gaming", that would require bad games to be celebrated too, right? Not just that, but also specifically for their badness, not in spite or mockery of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

I'm surprised Nintendo allowed DK Mode to come back for Goldeneye on Xbox.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

"why did the 90s kids bully us as kids for liking edgy 2000s thing in the 2010s

"
"HAHA YOU LIKE self-aware 2010s thing"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

thinking about the my little pony fanfilm that was secretly a crossover with the powerpuff girls and was so adamant on hiding this fact that they didn't show the "don't sue us cartoon network" disclaimer until halfway through

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

I find it funny how the "Everybody wanna be a superstar" vocals sound better with the Sneaky Snitch instrumental than the actual instrumental they were sung to.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 19, 2023

what the hell happened to the google code

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

Addams vs. Munsters
Simpsons vs. Griffins
Flintstones vs. Croods
Jetsons vs... the Phil of the Future family? My Parents are Aliens maybe? Rick and Morty if you reeeallly wanna stretch it?
Does Peppa Pig vs. Bluey count?

Look, I'm really stretching here, but I don't have any conclusion. I just like creating arbitrary parallels - in this case between other arbitrary parallels. All of them have some DNA from the Honeymooners either way.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting new Mii classes and stages for the 3 existing Mii types!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Ring Fit Trainee Alts Default (Female) Male Non-Binary Female - red outfit Male - red outfit NB - red outfit Female - blue outfit w/ blue fire Male - blue outfit w/ blue fire NB - blue outfit w/ blue fire Female - green outfit w/ green fire Male - green outfit w/ green fire NB - green outfit w/...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

Why are people so obsessed with removing Squirtle and Ivysaur from Pokémon Trainer and not the actual lame stance?

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 18, 2023

We're submitting content for the Miis! While stages are going as normal, we're making brand new Mii classes in place of echoes!

https://smashboards.com/threads/smashboards-creates-super-smash-bros-ultimate-expand-a-character-expanding-the-miis-content.518515/

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

I will allow Angry Birds content in EAC, even though the purchase (as far as I can tell) hasn't been made official - ActiBlizz are a different case since there's a lot of legal opposition and a high chance the deal could fall through.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

We're submitting alts for Rosalina, Greninja, Little Mac, and their new echoes: Knuckles, Space Invader, and Sceptile!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Ring Fit Trainee Alts Default (Female) Male Non-Binary Female - red outfit Male - red outfit NB - red outfit Female - blue outfit w/ blue fire Male - blue outfit w/ blue fire NB - blue outfit w/ blue fire Female - green outfit w/ green fire Male - green outfit w/ green fire NB - green outfit w/...

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Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

The reason I don't like the idea of Smash being "an epic war between good and evil" and prefer it just being pals hanging out with some weird bloodless bloodsport is honestly really prudish - that a lot of the fighters are kids or non/semi-anthro animals, and the idea of even an anti-hero like Bayonetta - let alone an unambiguous hero-to-all like Sonic or Pac-Man - bludgeoning poor little Toon Link or Yoshi in any context other than a sport is offputting - hell, one of the fighters is literally just a baby animal!

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

i love how needlessly dramatic this dvd cover is.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

People thinking the Dreamcast Mini would make Sega more money than Angry Birds is hilarious.

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

ANGRY BIRDS ELEGIBLE FOR EAC. I REPEAT, ANGRY BIRDS ELEGIBLE FOR EAC

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

-Start to Google search "Among Us"
-Refresh for no reason
-Search "s"

Wario Wario Wario · Apr 17, 2023

Miis will be really fun on EAC.

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