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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2023

It's actually kinda frightening how many more people are familiar in the modern day with the Dover Boys than the Rover Boys. Those books were million-sellers, yet they're barely documented online, to the point where I can't even tell what genre they are. (they seem to be a topical comedy??)

Imagine if in the future, on the blockchain metaverse or something, the only info you can find about Back to the Future is a list of characters, a basic premise of "boy and old man travel in time", and that it inspired Rick and Morty.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2023

POPEYE IS PUBLIC DOMAIN*

*as long as he doesn't eat spinach, fight a character with B-ut in their name, punch people, sail a boat, have expanding limbs, speak in a heavy Irish accent, have a missing eye, go by the name "Popeye" or walk on two legs.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2023

Roblox calling it's games "experiences" has major pretentious energy. I get that it's because not all Roblox games are games, but surely you could go for something like "worlds" or "software"?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2023

So, does every recreational or shopping building in the Roblox obstacle course universe secretly house a lava and toxic sludge-filled industrial factory? Like I kinda got it in the Walmart game, but in the bowling alley game?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2023

I love how most of the "Eyes on the Prize" questions in Shovelware's Brain Game can be figured out without knowledge of the prizes just by knowing really niche memes.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2023

I had a nightmare where there was a zoomer YouTube channel trying to wage war on 2D platformers and their fans in a last ditch effort to convince Microsoft to greenlight Banjo-Threeie, filling YouTube with spam videos under provocative names like "WHY YOSHI'S ISLAND SUCKS", "WHY SONIC 06 IS BETTER THAN SONIC MANIA", and "WHY 2D PLATFORMERS SHOULD'VE DIED OUT IN 1995" - he also had a side hustle harassing Atari fan communities for playing games he deemed "dated".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2023

We're doing a PlayStation crossover special! Assort your favourite teams of Sony heroes from different universes to submit!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Super Hero Time Super Hero Time is a TV block that airs on TV-Asahi in Japan, it is a block where A Kamen Rider show is followed by a Sentai show Akarenger and Kamen Rider Ichigo Gokai Red and Kamen Rider OOO Zenkaizer, Kamen Rider Revi and Kamen Rider Vice

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2023

I know I said I don't like the idea of a "WarnerBoards" prank in the past, but I'll totally admit this specific April Fools is a very good time for one.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2023

I just played a Roblox game called "Hungry Simpsons" and it was otherworldly. Just a really ominious and empty map with voice clips of "I'm Bart Simpson", "I'm Homer Simpson", "Lisa Simpson" and "This is Marge Simpson" playing on loop with an animated day night cycle

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2023

I regret not playing Shovelware's Brain Game earlier. It's so good.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2023

Old SMG4 Disclaimer

New SMG4 Disclaimer

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2023

Yuyuki fans dealing with their game's entire legacy being as an epic Smash speculation troll to non-existent strawman Dragon Ball fans

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2023

With all the spirits I've been adding to EAC, retro Sega fans are certainly eating. Whether they're eating good is up to interpretation.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2023

So Julius Pringles' name was a Street Shark hoax too? WHEN WILL THE LIES END

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Lucas and Diddy Kong's stages and echoes - we haven't recieved many submissions today, so come on down if you have any ideas!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

Me going to the mirror realm so I can watch the banished Street Sharks episodes with the female shark. (The gods of Reagan-era deregulation deemed them too complex for mortal minds to comprehend)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

The Virgin "Everyone is Here" vs. the Chad Sonic 4 character rejection countdown /srs

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting echoes and stages for Lucas and Diddy Kong!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

We're submitting crossover franchises! This time the racers are teams from across multiple universes - Kratos sharing a car with Ratchet and Clank? It's more likely than you think!

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Hot Wheels Wacky Racers Cars Sega

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2023

We're submitting Lucas and Diddy Kong's content!

SmashBoards Creates: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character! (Expanding Lucas and Diddy's content)

In this thread we'll be expanding the content associated with each character, specifically adding: A Stage An Echo Fighter A back special An assist Trophy variant (think how Fraymakers characters can both be assists and playable) Alternate costumes (Both for the existing fighter and echo)...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2023

I had a dream where Disney remade A Goofy Movie for modern audiences, and one of the scenes was a parody of the "No more Fortnite" meme where Pete said "No more Powerline! No more tickets! No more Powerline concert tickets! Noooo more trollllls! You've been blocked!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2023

The names of the Where's My Water reskin spin-offs are so funny to me. Like, they could've easily called them "Where's Mickey's Water?" or "Where's Perry's Water?", but for some reason they went with "Where's My Mickey?" and "Where's My Perry?"??? Is this like the whole Roger Rabbit question mark thing where two apostrophes in a row are unmarketable?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2023

People who don't like Sonic 1 have clearly never experienced the adrenaline rush of hopping straight through the Marble Zone act 2 block raft section and outrunning the lava geyser.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2023

I feel like how teams ride bikes in DriDim is a case by case thing depending on which team and which vehicle is in use. Some bikes you'll get multiple of that are smaller than if a character rided alone, some might have sidecars, some are big enough that even the largest teams can share a ride; and on the other hand, some teams might be small enough to share bikes that other teams would have to split.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 26, 2023

Wacky Races is 100% gonna be the shortest DriDim season, heh.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Funko Pop cereal frightens me, like the thought of eating this is actually just as frightening as imagining myself getting injured while making food - The only way it could possibly happen is if I intentionally chose to do so, but that nonsensical scenario of doing so by accident carries mortifying implications

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Grab your nearest pizza tower and catch up on this past week's #EveryWitchWay episodes! http://t.co/tl8xRB1TCD pic.twitter.com/aKYnUs3398
— Nickelodeon (@Nickelodeon) January 18, 2015

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Reminder that we're submitting the Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

funny boy

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

DON'T SAY "FUNKO POP" BUT REPLACE THE "N" WITH A "C", REMOVE THE "O POP" AND REPLACE THE "U" WITH "RI".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

Why has no platform fighter implemented proper in-game stage striking and counterpicks yet? Like I get the simplistic stage striking system in PM since that's based on an existing menu engine, but I don't get why Rivals and Slap use that same system instead of letting players automate the RPS and force controller swaps.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 25, 2023

We're submitting Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard's echoes and stages!

SmashBoards has created: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Expand-A-Character!

Sam Fisher Legend Stage: Fourside Song: Brinstar Depths (Ultimate) Opponent: black suit Snake Rules: Foe becomes extremely fast and invisible at high damage, foe has a killing edge

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

I'm rewatching the Nick Knacks Kids' Choice video, and I keep mishearing the KCAs theme song as saying "Nickelodeon disjoints"

Leonardo; Zim; and Lincoln mains, stand for your national anthem

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

In a bit of an AI meme mood today

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 23, 2023

Even if we're to say that being "grateful" for a nearly £100 game is reasonable, I don't get why people use "he got us Sora!" as proof that we should be "grateful" for Smash and Sakurai. Not only was Sora an extremely easy get by Sakurai's own admission, but he was also an extremely divisive character beforehand - for as many people were on board, just as many weren't.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I can't tell if this ad is foreign or just using some kind of geeky terminology/alien language from the John Wick films

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I think you can tell someone's age by whether they say Pizza Tower looks like a Nickelodeon show, a Cartoon Network show, or a Newgrounds game

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 22, 2023

I didn't realize until watching the new Dunkey video that the one-way blocks in Pizza Tower have pupils

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