I had a dream where I went to a Cartoon Network-branded veal farm, and all the cows were protesting PETA because they really wanted to be burgers.
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I do have an idea for the Sonic equivalent in the Another Universe thread - it is an existing character, but not some comically obscure character from the Sonic universe like my Mario replacement submission is.
I feel like there's more characters in Smash I can imagine Waluigi being a clone of than there are ones I can't.
Me minelessly edatin Scots language Wickeypedier an' ruining the untire language's reputater.
henry the 8th after watching angela anaconda
All The Smurfs filmmakers send Steve good wishes and the healing power of Smurf magic! http://t.co/BqDfHZe pic.twitter.com/IBP6fpa
— The Smurfs Movie (@SmurfsMovie) September 9, 2011
Now I think about it, the weird Subspace "all the trophies know is fighting" thing could've worked if nobody got along at the start - not even DK and Diddy or the Trainer and his Pokémon - and the story would've revolved around them slowly gaining advanced emotions; discovering things they value; and turning into the heroes they were made in the images of as they take down a greater threat. Maybe even have a cheesy cute ending where they meet the canonical originals Melee-classic-trophy-style and shake hands or something
I honestly wouldn't mind a new Smash doing what Fortnite does with art styles where if a game was 2D it's cel shaded and if it's 3D it's rendered in a slightly stylised but still very 3-dimensional look - mostly because I love the idea of fully detailed characters on a cel-shaded background.
I had a dream a few days ago where I went to Mexican restaurant (it looked like - of all things - Bubsy's house from the cartoon pilot) and it illegally used Mappy as a mascot - there was a giant flat screen HDTV hooked up to an Atari 2600 with a really bad homebrew port of Mappy on it.
I've been playing modded Melee lately, primarily with items on and such, and while I do overall think Melee feels better to play than it's successors, I will admit that attacks in it feel really flimsy compared to 64 and the later games - though I can't place my finger on why, or if that's even a bad thing. Maybe once/if I get a hang of Melee's combo system I'll enjoy it better. Definetly not a fan of air dodge vulnerability - did Ultimate have that? Been so long since I played that I can't remember.
I hope the new Another Universe thread has a good balance between recontextualised existing characters and new concepts.
Rate Their Chances: Fortnite.
Make it happen.
I love this Sonic Forces render so much, it looks like Tails is scolding a 6 year old for eating all the cookies.
When you Google "sonic forces tails render" the first results are all crude edits of it that make his eyelids slightly perk up and nothing else.
The Subspace lore is nonsensical - "the trophies were built for fighting, and all they know is fighting" is the one that just fundamentally destroys the world for me - then why do they have the outfits of plumbers and princesses instead of fighters? How are we supposed to feel bad when the ROB civilisation crumbles if all they've ever known is fighting - scratch that, how was there even a ROB civialisation in the first place if all it knows is fighting? Why is Lucas so anxious if all he knows is fighting? How is there a zoo if all the inhabitants know is fighting - do they watch monkeys fling crap and bet on it? How do characters build bonds or have morals, let alone be able to betray them? What makes Wario or Ganondorf any worse than Dedede and Luigi - if bad at all - if this world is inherently filled with warmongering zombies?
Tomorrow's DriDim jobs will be huge.
A new year, and I still hate that Banjo was chosen over Master Chief.
"Why can't you hyperfixate on indie games or Disney XD shows like a normal person?"
"Funne late-90s financial failure puppet go brrrrrrr"
I'm watching the latest Peanut Butter Gamer video, and the concept of "Five Nights at Hooters" fills me with a primal dread.
I just watched a video about the history of Dr. Rabbit, and at the end the guy goes on an angry rant about YouTube Poops and how people who like them are "disrespectful" or something and Colgate was right to DMCA YTPs.
I don't care if it's pronounced VID in Russian, I'm still calling it BEE ENN DEE
The PragerU "I want mommy" clip is way more funny with the context. He calls babies narcissists.
I don't get why people think corporations hold long-standing grudges against other corporations. No, a near-30-year-old Super Bowl advert where a guy in a cheap Sweet Tooth costume throws a Pikachu plushie into a woodchipper doesn't factor in to why Kratos isn't in Smash.
If you think old movie Sonic was bad, you should see the prototype version of the monster truck from Monster Trucks, also Paramount
KANYE IS GONE
Now, if only a certain witch would do the same
I had a dream where BBC News started doing classic Mr. Enter-style angry reviews of bad SpongeBob episodes in hopes of recapturing the internet-bound youth audience.
I love how low key (tonally, not musically) the credits theme of Luigi's Mansion 1 is, it gives me less of the "you're the ultimate hero! woo! let's celebrate, peace and prosperity are here!" vibe that I get from most Mario credits, and more of a "life's back to normal, let's go back home and get dinner." vibe, which has always been a more rewarding style of ending to me.
I feel if Smash was to go back to Nintendo All-Stars, it shouldn't have third parties - full stop. Not even Banjo, Geno, Mega Man, Rabbids, e.t.c.
I know I kinda did this joke yesterday with my Ghibli and Disney post, but imagine if people talked about other corporate partnerships the way they talk about Nintendo and Rare
"They're making an Incredibles 2 Happy Meal? DISNEY ARE COMING HOME TO MCDONALDS! AFTER SUCH A LONG DECADE! I've been waiting for this since 2006!"
Boy's Club (the original Pepe comic) is extremely dull, like ComedyCemetary worthy. I have no clue why this of all things caught anyone's attention enough to make into a meme
I found the "Sonic spawns two Flickies" video and it's honestly not that offensive besides the flickies thing? The worst idea other than the flickies was really the idea of grinding as a dash attack, which even then is good in concept but would look super awkward without NASB-style hammerspace shenanigans - the take on light speed dash was a bit poorly thought out but could very easily be made better fit for Sonic's archetype, and the up tilt change feels counter intuitive to Sonic being the fast character but even then is a negligable change even by Smash's standards of set-in-stone movesets. I've seen worse moveset changes overall in the actual Smash games.
I kinda wish I put Biffo the Bear in my Beano submission for DriDim - he probably hasn't been a recurring feature of the comic for over half a century at this point and is honestly just an unmemorable Mickey clone, but just look at this face.
"Ugh, why are the wasting so much time in this presentation by telling us about small feature? Get to big reveals!"
"Hey, why doesn't this game have small feature that wasn't at any point advertised? Rip-off! I want my money back!"
FNF mods will sound like the final battle to seal the fate of the world against an omnicidal trickster god, but have subject matter like "Family Guy Minions and Harvey Weinstein Cutaway Gag"
garfield if he was british cuisine
I'm honestly surprised nobody has submitted any of the famous kids' anime like Anpanman or Doraemon to the current DriDim job - those were the specific IPs I was expecting and had in mind when I came up with the job.
Here's my DriDim wishlist
Smash fans (Sony timeline) explaining how Cute Anastasia Bot from Secret Agent Clank had a bigger pop cultural impact than the entire Mario series
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