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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2022

smg4 fans watching ultra instinct freddy fazbear sacrifice his life, but ultimately fail, to prevent dr. eggman from youtube moderation demonitizing hana sakura (formerly known as wendy o koopa) and destroying the last remaining english copy of mother 3 while the spongebob "my leg" voice clip plays in the background

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2022

Nominated LeChonk and the Evil Bus Driver as Pokémon candidates for the Corral

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 9, 2022

May dig up the dusty old SSBU copy at some point for HewDraw Remix.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

I feel like if there was a new non-crossover Rocko game (which I highly doubt will ever happen unfortunately, given 90s nostalgia is clearly on the way out), it should be an Animal Crossing-style game where, instead of being warm and fuzzy escapism, everything wants to kill you and you have to do boring (at least in the real world) things like DMV visits and paying taxes.

Yes, I know that defeats the whole purpose of a life sim game.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

I don't think I'll be playing as Rocko a lot, but he is really fun to play against. Turns out the secret to bareable zoners was to just give their projectiles friendly fire.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

Wasn't that show like, super homophobic?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

I really dislike the notion that the Mario movie only looks good, be that visually or in general, because "Nintendo had their eyes on Illumination" - that's pigeonholing at best and outright endorsing corporate meddling at worst.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

The history of Geno in Smash is an absolute tragicomedy. On one hand I do emphasise with seeing a series you love (Smash) make a trajectory away from what you love it for ("Nintendo All-Stars") and your dream for the franchise's future become a joke, but on the other hand... Geno more iconic than Sephiroth? 7/7 day? GameStop leaking Geno? "Deluxe Mii Costumes?"

I'll totally admit I got hooked up in a lot of Waluigi conspiracies too though, so I really don't have a place to judge. Ugh... I legitimately thought a poster company leaked Waluigi?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

Hugh could absolutely pass off as a "Mawaluigi".

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

cringetopher columbus and his mermaid gf

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

If using the new poll maker, you can set on "show results button" in options.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 8, 2022

People using terms like "historical revisionism" and "traditionalists" to refer to Sonic games and comically trivial things like that is so funny to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Finally. Aku Aku is actually selling boneless pizza.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Good ending

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

The Hardcore Chores theme in NASB does not feel like Rocko music at all, sounds more fit for a TMNT or Danny Phantom stage, but I think I love it for that - I vibe with ill-fit licensed game music.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

THEY. HAVE. NOTHING. IN. ****ING. COMMON.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Poor Royal Woods, it's in a sticky situation now, it has no more hazards. This should not happen to any casual stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

F in chat for all the Captain Toad fans who have been trying to convince people for half a decade that he isn't the same character as Toad having to watch him almost certainly get composited with Toad.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 7, 2022

Even if the DiC shows or LA movie didn't exist, I'd still think Isekai-ing the Mario movie would be necessary - mostly because the Mario universe is really weird in a way very few other fictional worlds are, and using an outsider protagonist makes exposition a whole lot easier for newcomers, especially kids. Not to mention that Mario as a character design is kinda ill-fit for the universe he's in, so may as well just play into that.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

With that bandage painlessly peeled off, tomorrow is going to be a very dangerous day.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

I actually really like Chris Pratt's Mario voice - there's a very slight pre-Martinet Brooklyn tint to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

EVERY HERO
HAS A
SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Less than an hour remains until the Before ends and the After begins.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

I feel variant characters in Mario Kart would be completely non-controversial if they were just drop-down menu options, even if they still had unique animations and there weren't any extra characters

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Since this teaser is a Nintendo Direct and the description says it "includes" the teaser, I'm assuming we'll get some extra info beyond that? New actors or characters? Synopsis?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

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I actually do like Peach's design here, feels less like she's a different species from Mario with her bigger facial features. Not keen on the logo though, feels like they're trying to do the Team Sonic

acing thing with a callback to the first Mario movie despite having nothing in common??

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Guys, what if... nah.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

While I was a little disappointed with Mario's character list for Drifting Dimensions, I'm very pleased with the Muppets' - it's still the 5 standard characters (Kermit, Piggy, Gonzo, Fozzie, Animal) with a 6th slightly-out-of-left-field pick who's still within the main cast (Rowlf), but - even if I'm bragging about my own submission here - I feel like having the entire Electric Mayhem instead of Animal alone really makes the character list stand out without sacrificing a big character.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

If I was in charge of NSO, I would take every possible chance to make this title's prescence on GBA NSO a reality. I would pay for negotiations out of my own pocket; lock the GBA games behind a third membership tier; sacrifice Wario Land 4 and Golden Sun to reduce the app's filesize, cancel the Mother 3 localisation at 98% completion to save money, completely remove the Switch's video recording function to please Dreamworks, anything for this dank meme. This is not a joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

Honestly, I think movie Mario will look better when we see him officially - the McDonald's image appears to have been either taken in dark lighting or printed improperly compared to the poster, giving him a Brawl-like appearance.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2022

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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Rocko on Friday

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

the simpsons is apparently good again

WHAT

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

Imagine if the Expand-A-Franchise thread was a real SSBU expansion and there were no Scarlet & Violet or Legends Arceus spirits but we did get Dashing Super Guy.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2022

One thing I really wish a platform fighter would do is not make the Final Destination clone stage the ultimate final super cool techno-magic stage. Give that to the Kalos clone or something, and make FD the grassy plain or hi-tech non-specifically-Asian city.

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