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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

SMSB's successor is here! I feel this one can run almost indefinetly being an F2P game.

SmashBoards Creates: Drifting Dimensions - The ultimate crossover kart racer!

Title submitted by @Janx_uwu A Firepetal Production... (company name submitted by @AlteredBeast) Time for the ultimate racing crossover! We will be submitting franchises to base an enormous CTR:NF-style Fortnite-sized racing game off of with racers, skins, vehicles, wheels, tracks, and items...

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

these asmr ads make me want to bomb cadbury hq

i can live with the child slave labour, but not the unconsensual asmr.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 25, 2022

After playing Slap City, I find it even more ridiculous that people call NASB "derivative" of Smash - Slap City is a game I'm pretty comfortable calling a "Smash clone" (non-derogatory), if you're playing casually the only real mechanical difference is the single Air Smash each character has, the differences lie beneath the surface for hardcore players to discover - NASB, on the other hand, is almost as mechanically distant from Smash (modern or golden age) as you can get without doing some PSASBR "only supers kill" BS, only behind Rivals.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

Ganon
Ganon Jr.
Ganon 3
Ganon Jr. Math
Super Link Bros.
Super Link Bros. 2: Link Lunacy!
Super Link Bros. 3
New Super Link Bros.
Super Link Land
Super Link Land 2: The Six Silver Rupees
Tingle Land: Super Link Land 3
Virtual Boy Tingle Land
TingleToys: Twisted!
Ganon Country
Ganon Country 2: Aqua's Mental Quest
Ganon Country 3: Digdogger's Double Trouble
Super Link World
Super Link World 2: Epona's Island
Epona: Topsy-Turvy
Epona's Cookie
Super Link Kart
Link Kart: Double Dash!!
Link and Fi: Magic Cape Saga
Link and Fi: Ganondorf's Inside Story
Paper Link
Link vs. Ganon
Link vs. Ganon 2: March of the Minis
Link Golf: Heart Tour
Link Tennis
Fi's Mansion
Dr. Link
Dr. Fi
Super Princess Zelda
Super Link 3D Land + Ganondorf's Fury
Link and AiAi at the Paralympic Games
Link + Tonic Trouble: Kingdom Battle
Hatris and Dr. Link
Tingle Climb! Featuring Lode Runner
Link's Cement Factory

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

I honestly don't think a Gex trilogy remake is a good idea, mostly because the version of TV depicted in Gex is extremely outdated to the current media landscape, not a problem on it's own (maybe part of the charm even), but when combined with the fact that Gex is known for quoting and referencing media you're left at a crossroads - either have him make the old references to Gilligan's Island and Happy Days that nobody in the T-rating demographic will get anymore, or have him make new references to Rick & Morty and Stranger Things without the game world acknowledging streaming is a thing. The fact the first game is a 2D platformer and the series contains some kinda racist character designs also hurts the idea a little (the latter wasn't an issue for Crash though)

That being said, an all-new Gex game? Bring it on!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

Hugh's release tagline in NASB is really lame - "Hugh ducks in?" what does that even mean? At least go for like, "Hugh ducks and covers!"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

We're submitting our final fighter!

SmashBoards has created: Super Mario Smash Bros!

Kut Out Goombario Cocomin

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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

I don't know what to make of Bigmode. I think I'll have to wait until they release their first few games. The "strict quality control" could either be disasterous or brilliant. I certainly don't doubt the YouTube funnyman's ability to run this sort of thing, it's not good to pigeonhole, but I also don't want to immediately assume it'll go well because the YouTube funnyman is behind it or there's an anti-NFT rule on their submission forum.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

If it's the producers who saw Shrek, does that mean the writers and directors didn't see Shrek?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

I LOVE SAPPY SYNTH-PIANO 80S COMMERCIALS

I WANT TO BE EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED INTO INHERENTLY ASSOCIATING DEFUNCT CHOCOLATE BARS WITH CHILDREN'S HAPPINESS

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 24, 2022

Oh my god the MVS thread is ranking a photorealistic lion.

I think this cursed thread is the sole thing that makes me want to try MVS

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

You'd think NASB to Slap City would be a direct downgrade or upgrade, but I don't think it's either. In fact, I'd even be willing to say that, like I've often said about MVS and NASB, it's not fair to compare them. Like, yeah, they run on the same engine, but so do Syphon Filter and Bubsy 3D. (not saying either of these games is a Bubsy 3D parallel of course, just that NASB is not a sequel to Slap)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

just bought Slap City

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

i cant believe that sad meme song is from the hulk

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

I'm sure you've all seen this epic meme at some point

But have you ever read the actual book?

Because it's messed up. Santa put the lonely Ho into a blender.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

Browser Games - SpongeBob SquarePants: Tighty Whitey Tumble - Unused SpongeBob - The Spriters Resource

Browser Games - SpongeBob SquarePants: Tighty Whitey Tumble - Unused SpongeBob - The #1 source for video game sprites on the internet!

www.spriters-resource.com

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 23, 2022

Modern Smash fans mocking NASB fans for the whole "Smash Killer" thing is kinda hypocritical when they pull the "Melee Killer" schtick at every new game's launch.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

TBH I'd prefer Rabbids - as in regular Rabbids, not the Mario ones - in Smash over Rayman. I think a fighter who's entire moveset is randum XD 2009 kiddie jokes would be utterly iconic.

also rayman would be a zoner

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

I really wish I knew Atari 50 existed when I bought the Flashback Collection.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

It's always surreal whenever you see Mario and Sonic fans still fighting and taking shots at one another.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

I think my biggest regret with SMSB was not having a Bowser's Castle stage included by default with details about it specifically being a later job. I'm not too pleased with how the stage turned out conceptually (no offense, Janx) and even if I did like it it'd be kinda unfair that it only really got in on virtue of being the first submission of an extremely obvious concept - though I will certainly say it's better than the layout I made for the NES Bowser's Castle stage, which I really should've thought out a little more before submitting, reminds me a lot of those cursed Melee beta stages with it's ridiculous hazard and dumb wall placement.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 22, 2022

Just found out you can't wonder trade legendaries in the Diamond and Pearl remakes

I was looking forward to wonder trading a Palkia named "Fart Simpson" ;_;

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

i just found out they reused music from gex 3 in disney world magical racing

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

I love it when cartoon crossovers have to create a villain team between multiple shows with wildly different tones, and thus end up having a samurai warlord and wild west outlaw team up with a pubescant playground bully and bootleg action figure merchant or something like that.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

ratio

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

"The Fight for the Fox Box" opens with the villains of all the cartoons complaining about how the channel "showcases their defeats and glorifies their enemies", impying that the Fox Box is, like it's adult-oriented counterpart, a propaganda network.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

The directors of Foodfight missed a golden opportunity by not calling it "To the Ad-Verse"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

This is an extremely controversial take, even by "criticism of Sonic Mania" standards, but I think the biggest flaw of Mania was the lack of any slow-paced Marble Zone-y stages. I absolutely love those sorts of zones because you can memorise them and eventually play them just as fast as the other zones.

My second biggest problem with Mania is actually a little less controversial but also a little contradictory to what I just said, I feel the bosses. despite their visual spectacle and deep cut throwbacks, are too slow, with no method to get through them faster. (other than iframes, which IMO don't count) Spark the Electric Jester handled fast paced platformer bosses better IMO.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

kids' movie directors hoping the video essays will say "how cowboy fridges (2005) rejects gender roles and capitalism" and not "oops! cowboy fridges (2005) did a fascist eugenics!"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

I think the Powdered Shoe Man dream was some kind of epiphany because now I really wanna get the Pearl remake and wonder trade every Pokémon I catch.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

Honestly, I do kinda understand why the Pokémon Company would have an issue with an official Nuzlocke run given how it's premise revolves around Pokémon death.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 21, 2022

I had a dream where I modded a Wii and it had the option to Wonder Trade mod packs - I ended up with a Brawl mod that contained Staryu (as a Kirby model swap IIRC), Pink Gold Peach (who was actually just a transparent PNG of Pink Gold Peach copy-pasted over Peach's model), and an original character named "Powdered Shoe Man" (which was Powdered Toast Man's NASB model with his head replaced with a faceless shoe, and the textures of his clothes changed to look like dilapidated bug-infested carpets. He was a Captain Falcon model swap). For some reason the BGM of mod trading was the sad music from Mario Galaxy - fittingly so, because the mod was built off of vBrawl and not PM.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

Kirby's Adventure did a retro throwback not only before it was cool, but also before it was even retro

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

smash fans when they go to the supermarket and need to pay for parking from a pay station

smash fans when they're in the supermarket buying ingredients for a cake and need to buy an eggs box

smash fans when they find out the eggs in the box are limited edition (or, in other words, rare)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

Very excited for the Sonic echo round in the expand-a-franchise thread.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

vine boom

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 20, 2022

For the fun of it, here's a 3rd party character lineup specifically for a "Nintendo All-Stars" game

Geno
Timber
Fulgore
Banjo-Kazooie
Joanna Dark
Ryu
Ken
Bayonetta
Sonic
AiAi
Mega Man
Simon
Richter
Hero
Crono
Black Mage
Rabbids
Just Dancer

I am so glad they didn't go this direction with 3Ps.

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