Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

Last year, Wall-E (2008) was inducted into the Library of Congress' National Film Registry to be preserved for the rest of time

The credits for Wall-E contains a promo for THQ's Wall-E video game

So no matter how long the human race is out there, we'll always have a grim reminder of cheap 2000s licensed bargain bin games.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

It's kinda funny to me how Pulseman was designed to be unabashidly hyper-Japanese as a counter to the Westernised design and universe of Sonic, but then Game Freak would come out a decade later with Drill Dozer, which wears its Powerpuff Girls/Dexter's Lab/Teenage Robot inspirations on its pointy halved-drill sleeves, and then the next decade with Tembo the Badass Elephant, a Rambo parody.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

In the SMSB universe, you can canonically hear Pauline sing along to Live & Learn.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

I really dislike Smash mods' obsession with backporting future characters and reviving scrapped content. I want to see something wild and new.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

oh my god that 2 player classic mode montage in the smash remix presentation was boring

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

WHY IS THE NEW YOUTUBE COUNTDOWN MUSIC SO SCARY

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

GEORGE JETSON IS HERE

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

I think I'll try an "every other day" schedule for Pong Paradox.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 31, 2022

Brazilian people on their 25th Birthday

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 30, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 30, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 30, 2022

Bring back end credits themes that are just the intro played on the saxophone.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 30, 2022

The worst trope on TV Tropes is easily, by a landslide, "Hilarious in Hindsight". It's just the most vague possible connections that are in no way hilarious.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 30, 2022

It's funny how this Smash Bros. website is the only place where I can say every Smash game after Melee is on par with Yoshi's New Island and Mario Pinball Land as some of Nintendo's worst titles without being shot.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 30, 2022

KFC_es is shaking

https://twitter.com/NormOfNorth

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 29, 2022

Something I think would be cool in a future CTR or Mario Kart game is more platforming with the drift hop. I really like the brief semi-platforming segments in Clockwork Wumpa in CTRNF so seeing that expanded on as a major game mechanic would be rad.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 29, 2022

IMO a panel would be a better Puzzle League rep in Smash than Lip

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 29, 2022

It's kind of incredible how the criticism of SSBU's lack of direction applies equally to the roster and the gameplay. Like, if you said something relatively vague like "Ultimate tries too hard to make compromises between subsectors of the fandom where they're not needed", most SSBU critical people (or even fans understanding of the game's major criticisms) wouldn't know whether you're talking from a gameplay or roster perspective but also totally get it.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

I really hate the "bad sequels are a result of malice" and "no sequels are a result of negligence" mentalities.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

Trying to come up with a hook for a certain character for tomorrow's (today's? It's probably gonna start within the hour) SMSB job... man, this is hard.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

Whenever people talk about the upcoming SMSB guest jobs, Inspector Gadget tends to come up - and look, I'm not trying to manipulate future votes one way or the other, but I am going to say that if we add Inspector Gadget, Caillou; Johnny Test; and the Teletubbies will all be elegible to recieve hats.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

Spoiler: Possible epilepsy

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

Honestly I feel the reason characters with minimal-to-no Nintendo ties don't appear in Smash much is just because they don't think they can market them to Nintendo fans, not some "sacred vision" on the Smash team's part.

Part of the reason why I think Smash should go multiplatform actually - obviously never gonna happen unless Nintendo goes the way of the Dreamcast, but man the opportunity to get PC/Xbox/PS associated characters, as well as the elimination of questionable choices driven by a Nintendo-centric fandom like Banjo over Chief and Mega Man before Ryu, would be so rad.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

I really hate the idea that game studios' mascots inherently have to be scrimblos and vice versa. I see this a lot with Mega Man and Rayman fans, where they assume that just because they're that company's cuddliest IP they must inherently be the mascot despite them never being used in that context. "Mascot" more means say, Sonic being on the startup of the Sega CD, Mario presenting Nintendo's finanical reports, Namco having a giant Pac-Man statue outside of their building, or hell, Gex being next to the Crystal Dynamics logo on the Legacy of Kain games' boxes. Actually representing the company.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

For those wondering why the Splatfest counterpart in SMSB is called "Conquests":

Conquest

Conquests were a system in Super Smash Bros. 4's With Anyone online modes. While a conquest was ongoing, the game aggregated global wins among specific groups of characters in With Anyone during a limited time, and determined the victor based on the...

www.ssbwiki.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 28, 2022

I do want to do stage jobs detached from fighters in SMSB, but I'm not sure how to handle music on them for one, and I also don't know whether the "hook" concept I want to impliment for Mario newcomers should also apply.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

how yall look saying "game series obviously intended for children isn't for kids"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

I like the Multiversus OST on its own, but it's not a good fit for a platform fighter IMO. I understand the theatrical approach given it's Warner Bros. and as such would primarily feature movie characters, but I feel a platform fighter needs something more blood-pumping and artificial-sounding. Though, I will say that the score does have an honourful, heartwarming sound to it that fits a teamwork based game well - especially for the CN stages

IMO Rivals is probably the gold standard for platfighter OSTs in terms of how it fits the gameplay.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

Pong: Paradox has started! Can we fix an artefact that's been flung into the modern world?

SmashBoards creates: Pong - Paradox

There is a famous urban legend that speaks of a mysterious event that happened in 1972 - where the hard drive containing a potentially revolutionary video game's source code was devoured by a wormhole, preventing its release and altering gaming history forever... that may sound like a typical...

smashboards.com

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

While Fortnite having mature IPs is appreciated, I do wonder why they don't have that many IPs that directly appeal to their biggest (even if probably not intended) demographic of 7-to-12 year olds. The lack of a Disney or Pixar skin of any kind especially seems weird given how much Disney's loosening up on that sort of thing lately and the existence of Marvel/Star Wars/Fox content. Buzz Lightyear would be a perfect fit.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

I'll be moving into a new home soon (first of August) and I may not have wifi for the first few days

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

I feel that once you peel back the toxicity, both sides of the "scrimblo" debate have a point - Smash is supposed to be a mega-mass-appeal game so lacking scrimblo bimblos in the DLC is a major failure on its part, especially given that it is a platform fighter and thus platformer fans will be attracted to it; but on the other hand the fandom for cartoony characters can be - intentionally or otherwise - extremely ruthless in silencing fans of more realistic or anime-esque (and more often than not infinitely more important) characters from the same company just because Mario is on the game box. (Ezio vs. Rayman for example)

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 27, 2022

Sony characters according to Smash fans:

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 26, 2022

One idea I had for a creation thread was a play on the "unfinished games" criticism by having to handle the post-release of and justify the price for a vintage classic as a modern triple A release. Like, trying to add enough content to Pong to justify making it a £50 purchase or something.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 26, 2022

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 26, 2022

I know what Spirit I'm submitting

There was a problem fetching the tweet

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 26, 2022

I like how Champion of Hyrule 's Expand-A-Franchise thread is vague about just what kind of product this expanded content exists in. I like to think of it as an SSBU deluxe personally.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 26, 2022

NASB'S ON SALE ON SWITCH GUYS QUICK

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Jul 26, 2022

i cant believe baby sharks real name is BROOKLYN

this is some ogilvie maurice stuff