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  • I don't know nearly enough about the Grand Theft Auto franchise to make a full-fledged moveset for CJ/Frankin/etc., but I did want to share a nice concept I had for a theoretical mechanic.
    In Smash, CJ (who I'll be using as the example from here on out) would be a basically all-arounder character, having a few good up-close and zoning options. He wouldn't be as strong as a melee fighter than Little Mac, nor would he be as good of a zoner as Samus; He'd just be capable of doing both in an above-average capacity. This'll be important later.

    However, this is where CJ's main mechanic comes into play; the Wanted Level. Inspired by the GTA games themselves, CJ has five stars on his HUD, with each one being grayed out at the start of each stock. As CJ damages opponents, stars will gradually turn white, with a KO causing CJ to gain a full star instantly.

    What is the signifigance of these stars? In GTA, the more stars you have, the more vigilant and merciless the police will become in their efforts to take you down. To replicate this in Smash, earning stars effectively makes CJ lighter and easier to KO.

    So obviously, you don't want to have too many stars for too long. Luckily, your stars will start fading back to gray over time, just like in GTA, and being KO'd yourself will take away all of your stars, causing CJ to respawn with a clean slate.

    This would add a layer of strategy to playing CJ; Do you rush in with CJ's stronger melee attacks and risk spending some time with a heightened degree of vulnerability, or do you play it safe with CJ's weaker, but less risky zoning tools?

    Is this the smoothest way to translate the Wanted Level into Smash? Probably not. Should the Wanted Level be translated into Smash? That's a matter of preference. I just felt like sharing this idea because I think it's neat.
    who knew that me submitting chuck e cheese to the food fight thread as a gag would lead to me wasting a half hour researching chuck e cheese stuff
    In honor of April Fool's Day being almost at its end, I would like to share some of my favorite April Fool's pranks throughout the ages.
    • In 1962, Swedish television advertised that color TV was available to the general public (as the one major channel at the time aired exclusively in black-and-white). This was allegedly accomplished by stretching a nylon stocking over the TV screen, with the channel bringing in technical expert Kjell Stensson to "explain" the process. Of course, this was a hoax, but color TV would eventually come to Sweden exactly eight years later.
    • In 1978, a man who I shall refer to as "Mr. Smith" (let's just say he shares a first name with a certain Mr. Dastardly) vowed to haul an iceberg from Antarctica all the way to his home in Sydney. On April 1st, he apparently fufilled that promise, bringing what appeared to be a large sheet of ice into harbor. However, a sudden rainfall revealed that the iceberg was a mere facade created with foam, shaving cream, and plastic sheets.
    • In 1996, Taco Bell announced that they had purchased the Liberty Bell in America, renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. This did not sit well with some citizens, who contacted Philidelphia's National Historic Park for answers. However, the joke was revealed a few hours later. Then-White House press secretary Mike McCurry even got in on the fun, stating that the Lincoln Memorial had also been purchased and would be renamed as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.
    • In 1998, Burger King advertised a new "left-handed Whopper". However, said Whopper was just the same as the original, with the only difference being that the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. Amusingly, Burger King reported that a number of customers had ordered the new Whopper on that day, with a few even specifying the desire for a "right-handed Whopper".
    • In 1997, a number of comic strips swapped artists for a day. Involved strips included Dilbert, Family Circus, Garfield, Blondie, and Baby Blues.
    • In 2008, BBC released footage of flying penguins. After April Fool's, they released a follow-up video in which they demonstrated how the special effects that allowed the penguins to "fly" worked.
    • In 2002, the British supermarket chain Tesco promoted "whistling carrots", which would produce a 97 decibel signal when fully cooked.
    • In 2008, YouTube relinked all of their featured videos to the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
    • In 1980, BBC reported that Big Ben would be switching over to digital time-telling. Unfortunately, this joke backfired and upset listeners. As such, BBC spent several days apologizing for the stunt.
    • And finally, although it didn't happen on April Fool's, special mention must be given to the greatest joke of them all: Melee Bowser.
    I unfortunately don’t have a really funny April Fool’s prank set up for All-Star Strife, but what I do have are four new jobs relating to Cave Story, Shantae, Limbo, and Geometry Dash! The deadline for said jobs has been extended to tomorrow afternoon, so please don’t hesitate to show us what you’ve got!

    this is a certified hood classic
    good morning to everyone except melee bowser
    With the second Sonic movie on the horizon, I want to get some things off my chest about the first one.
    If I'm going to be 100% honest, Sonic 1 is an okay movie. I know everyone compares it to Hop and all, but be real; Is anyone THAT harsh about Hop? It's an inoffensive kid's film, and Sonic 1 is an inoffensive kid's film. It's not exactly peak cinema, but there's nothing terrible about it. It's a perfectly servicable movie.

    That said, it's not a good Sonic movie. I know I just said it's an okay movie, but that was just based on the actual structure of the film itself. The main problem with the Sonic movie is that it's about Sonic.

    Sonic is a character people have passion for. Sonic is a character people were excited to see come to the big screen. So even though I think Sonic 1 is a fine movie, I can't exactly blame diehard Sonic fans for having problems with the movie we got. Sonic shouldn't have gotten a generic buddy cop movie, even if said buddy cop movie isn't terrible.

    It's a situation very similar to Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Technically speaking, the game is solid and can actually be pretty fun (although it does have its issues). The problem stems from the fact that the Banjo-Kazooie IP was attached; It had been years since Banjo-Tooie, so people were naturally upset that N&B wasn't entirely in line with the original duology of games.

    (This isn't to say that critique towards N&B or the Sonic movies based on the source material isn't valid; Both products could have done more to be more faithful to their original source material without entirely losing their vision and still being fine, and the former could have been more upfront with its goals during promotion. I'm just saying that I consider the backlash towards the two products comes from a very similar place.)

    To try and wrap things up, I will restate that the first Sonic movie, while not a bad film in principle, strayed too far away from the source material without doing enough to justify its deviations from the Sonic games, and it's completely understandable why many Sonic fans are turned off by it. It's a fine movie, but it's not a Sonic movie.

    In any case, though, Sonic 2 seems to be striving to remedy this problem at least partially, and I am confident in saying that it'll be better than the first movie.

    tl;dr: y'all owe the angry birds movie an apology
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    Honestly I like the Sonic movie specifically because it is a Westernised, unfaithful adaptation that has no apologies about doing its own thing - same goes for Detective Pikachu. That's also why I'm not too interested in the sequel
    FazDude
    FazDude
    That's fair. Like I said, Sonic 1 isn't a bad movie, and I do think there are things to enjoy/appreciate with it; I just think that it failed to really capture diehard Sonic fans in the same way Detective Pikachu got Pokemon fans invested (although part of that is owed to the human + furry sidekick dynamic working much better with pokemon than sonic for obvious reasons).
    Gonna try and get this in before the influx of BOTW 2 delay posts; Apparently there's a screenshot depicting Link with a broken Master Sword? Can I get a source on this?
    The fact that two of Nintendo's most famous characters are named after a landlord and a lawyer is really amusing

    EDIT: I wanted to revise my initial statement which I feel I worded poorly; I do hold a lot of respect towards said landlord and lawyer and find Nintendo's gesture to them really nice, but with their signifigance to Nintendo's early success aside, there's just something funny about it.
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    Ahh yes, the late-2000s-to-early 2010s cartoon cycle.
    You are a semi-serious, serialised, edgy kids' cartoon​
    You are a silly gross-out kids' comedy​
    You are admired upon debut and during your long run for your many mysteries and overarcing plot​
    You are loathed at worst and ignored at best upon debut, subject #1 is used as an example for what you "should've aimed for"​
    People start to poke holes in your storytelling and lament your switch to serialisation​
    People begin to appreciate your show's retro-style absurdity while kids who grew up on it gain access to social media​
    Negative comparisons to subject #2 through semi-ironic memes​
    Favourable comparisons to subject #1 through semi-ironic memes​

    Not saying this applies to Invincible of course, too recent and not really comparable in this respect given it's for adults and fully serious, moreso just a pattern I've noticed that relates to Uncle Grandpa in particular.
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    I can't even wrap my head around the name of that show, let alone try to watch it. Who even thought that was a good name, or even an OK name? Like...the heck?
    I just noticed Luigi is the only one of the Mario brothers to do anything in the Super Show cartoon opening (as in the shorter intro that precedes the cartoon segments, not the full one that precedes the entire show). He’s the only one actually trying to fix the plumbing before getting sucked into the Mushroom World, and upon arriving, he takes out all the Koopa Troopas (on accident, yes, but still) while Mario’s the one smiling at the end like he did something.
    me a couple of statuses ago: "if i see one more of those full-screen lowe's ads smashboards is losing its "i'll willingly turn off my adblocker" privileges"

    me after seeing that same lowe's ad somehow appear thrice on a single page (as in the ads appeared OVER themselves), knowing what i have to do:
    • Super Mario: Waluigi
    • Donkey Kong: King K. Rool
    • The Legend of Zelda: Ganondorf
    • Metroid: Ridley
    • Yoshi: Yoshi
    • Kirby: Marx
    • Star Fox: Fox
    • Pokemon: Pikachu
    • Mother: Porky
    • F-Zero: Captain Falcon
    • Ice Climber: Ice Climber
    • Fire Emblem: idk byleth i've never touched a fe game
    • Game & Watch: Mr. Game & Watch
    • Kid Icarus: Pit
    • Wario: Wario
    • Metal Gear: Psycho Mantis
    • Sonic: Dr. Eggman
    • Pikmin: Olimar
    • ROB: ROB
    • Animal Crossing: Mr. Resetti
    • Mega Man: Proto Man
    • Wii Fit: Wii Fit Trainer
    • Punch-Out: Aran Ryan
    • Mii: Mii
    • Pac-Man: Pac-Man
    • Xenoblade: Shulk
    • Duck Hunt: Duck Hunt
    • Street Fighter: Dan Hibiki
    • Final Fantasy: Sephiroth
    • Bayonetta: Rodin
    • Splatoon: Off the Hook
    • Castlevania: Alucard
    • Persona: Joker
    • Dragon Quest: Slime
    • Banjo-Kazooie: Banjo & Kazooie
    • Fatal Fury: Terry
    • ARMS: Spring Man
    • Minecraft: Steve
    • Tekken: Kazuya
    • Kingdom Hearts: King Mickey
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    • Super Mario: Goomba
    • Donkey Kong: King K. Rool
    • The Legend of Zelda: Tingle
    • Metroid: Kraid
    • Yoshi: Spirit of Speed
    • Kirby: Adeleine
    • Star Fox: Peppy
    • Pokemon: Trubbish
    • Mother: Lloyd
    • F-Zero: Digi Boy
    • Ice Climber: Polar Bear
    • Fire Emblem: Robin
    • Game & Watch: Chef
    • Kid Icarus: Classic Pit
    • Wario: Dribble & Spitz
    • Metal Gear: Snake
    • Sonic: Fang the Sniper
    • Pikmin: Purple Pikmin
    • ROB: Smick
    • Animal Crossing: Dr. Shrunk
    • Mega Man: Roll
    • Wii Fit: Pet
    • Punch-Out: Glass Joe
    • Mii: Mii
    • Pac-Man: Professor Pac-Man
    • Xenoblade: Poppi
    • Duck Hunt: Duck Hunt
    • Street Fighter: Blanka
    • Final Fantasy: Cactaur
    • Bayonetta: Loki
    • Splatoon: Crusty Sean
    • Castlevania: Captain N Alucard (if that isn't allowed, the Creature)
    • Persona: Mothman
    • Dragon Quest: Great Sabrecub
    • Banjo-Kazooie: Jinjo
    • Fatal Fury: Freddy Krueger looking fella with the tied up legs
    • ARMS: Kid Cobra
    • Minecraft: Alex
    • Tekken: Kuma
    • Kingdom Hearts: Cheshire Cat
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    Torgo the Bear
    Ooh, I love this idea!
    • Super Mario: Fawful
    • Donkey Kong: King K. Rool
    • The Legend of Zelda: Vaati
    • Metroid: Ridley
    • Yoshi: Roger the Potted Ghost
    • Kirby: Adeliene and Ribbon
    • Star Fox: Krystal
    • Pokémon: Zorua
    • Mother: Paula
    • F-Zero: Bio Rex
    • Ice Climber: Polar Bear
    • Fire Emblem: Lucina
    • Game & Watch: Mr. Game & Watch
    • Kid Icarus: Viridi
    • Wario: Penny
    • Metal Gear: Raiden
    • Sonic the Hedgehog: Amy
    • Pikmin: Brittany
    • R.O.B.: R.O.B.
    • Animal Crossing: Isabelle
    • Mega Man: Roll
    • Wii Fit: Wii Fit Trainer
    • Punch-Out!!: Hoy Quarlow
    • Mii: Mii Scientist
    • Pac-Man: Ghost Gang
    • Xenoblade Chronicles: Nia
    • Duck Hunt: Duck Hunt
    • Street Fighter: Cammy
    • Final Fantasy: Tifa
    • Bayonetta: Bayonetta
    • Splatoon: Off the Hook
    • Castlevania: Alucard
    • Persona: Yu
    • Dragon Quest: Slime
    • Banjo-Kazooie: Banjo-Kazooie
    • Fatal Fury / King of Fighters: Athena
    • Minecraft: Steve
    • Tekken: Roger Jr.
    • Kingdom Hearts: Xion
    Champion of Hyrule
    Champion of Hyrule
    Sure, I'll do one
    Mario: Luigi
    DK: Donkey Kong
    Zelda: Daruk
    Metroid: Raven Beak
    Yoshi: i dunno, baby donkey kong i guess
    Kirby: King Dedede
    Star Fox: Peppy
    Pokemon: Corviknight
    Mother: Duster
    F-Zero: Mr EAD
    Ice Climber: Polar Bear
    Fire Emblem: Dimitri
    Game & Watch: mr game and watch i suppose
    Kid Icarus: Palutena
    Wario: Ashley
    Metal Gear: Hal Emmerich
    Sonic: Knuckles
    Pikmin: Alph
    ROB: rob also i guess
    Animal Crossing: Tom Nook
    Mega Man: Zero
    Wii Fit: wii fit trainer
    Punch-Out: gonna have to go with bear hugger on this one. hes probably not actually my favorite but i gotta say him anyway for the representation
    Mii: mii brawler?
    Pac-Man: Pac-Man
    Xenoblade: Reyn
    Duck Hunt: the ducks
    Street FIghter: Makoto
    Final Fantasy: Cloud
    Bayonetta: Rodin
    Splatoon: Capn Cuttlefish
    Castlevania: Soma Cruz
    Persona: Yukiko
    Dragon Quest: Dragonlord
    Banjo-Kazooie: Banjo
    Fatal Fury: Terry if you count just fatal fury, King if you count KoF series
    Minecraft: Iron Golem
    Tekken: Paul Phoenix
    Kingdom Hearts: Riku
    i would like to state the fact that i am incredibly amused by the juxaposition of the first two all-star strife bosses
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