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  • I know I've made a bit more lengthy tirade status posts than usual lately, but I got another one to pile onto the table (although this one isn't nearly as long, so I won't throw it into a spoiler tab).

    I really want to make a set of rosters for the "Create the Smash Roster, but 100% bias!" thread, but I'm split between two minds on it. One leans heavily towards the "100% bias" side of things and do more wacky things with the roster, but the other leans towards the "Smash Roster" side and try to balance everything that canon Smash games have now (trying to keep as many franchises as I can from the games, for example). I don't feel like either side really fits the criteria, so I'm stuck in this state of choice paralysis. I dunno if I want advice or just want to vent out a relatively inconsequential frustration, but that's the problem I'm currently facing with the thread.
    Otoad64
    Otoad64
    The point is to focus on the "100% bias" side, the "Smash Roster" part moreso means that you have to use the Smash games as an outline (the amount of characters has to line up with them, for example). If you really want, you don't even need to include any Smash franchises.
    I don't know nearly enough about the Grand Theft Auto franchise to make a full-fledged moveset for CJ/Frankin/etc., but I did want to share a nice concept I had for a theoretical mechanic.
    In Smash, CJ (who I'll be using as the example from here on out) would be a basically all-arounder character, having a few good up-close and zoning options. He wouldn't be as strong as a melee fighter than Little Mac, nor would he be as good of a zoner as Samus; He'd just be capable of doing both in an above-average capacity. This'll be important later.

    However, this is where CJ's main mechanic comes into play; the Wanted Level. Inspired by the GTA games themselves, CJ has five stars on his HUD, with each one being grayed out at the start of each stock. As CJ damages opponents, stars will gradually turn white, with a KO causing CJ to gain a full star instantly.

    What is the signifigance of these stars? In GTA, the more stars you have, the more vigilant and merciless the police will become in their efforts to take you down. To replicate this in Smash, earning stars effectively makes CJ lighter and easier to KO.

    So obviously, you don't want to have too many stars for too long. Luckily, your stars will start fading back to gray over time, just like in GTA, and being KO'd yourself will take away all of your stars, causing CJ to respawn with a clean slate.

    This would add a layer of strategy to playing CJ; Do you rush in with CJ's stronger melee attacks and risk spending some time with a heightened degree of vulnerability, or do you play it safe with CJ's weaker, but less risky zoning tools?

    Is this the smoothest way to translate the Wanted Level into Smash? Probably not. Should the Wanted Level be translated into Smash? That's a matter of preference. I just felt like sharing this idea because I think it's neat.
    who knew that me submitting chuck e cheese to the food fight thread as a gag would lead to me wasting a half hour researching chuck e cheese stuff
    In honor of April Fool's Day being almost at its end, I would like to share some of my favorite April Fool's pranks throughout the ages.
    • In 1962, Swedish television advertised that color TV was available to the general public (as the one major channel at the time aired exclusively in black-and-white). This was allegedly accomplished by stretching a nylon stocking over the TV screen, with the channel bringing in technical expert Kjell Stensson to "explain" the process. Of course, this was a hoax, but color TV would eventually come to Sweden exactly eight years later.
    • In 1978, a man who I shall refer to as "Mr. Smith" (let's just say he shares a first name with a certain Mr. Dastardly) vowed to haul an iceberg from Antarctica all the way to his home in Sydney. On April 1st, he apparently fufilled that promise, bringing what appeared to be a large sheet of ice into harbor. However, a sudden rainfall revealed that the iceberg was a mere facade created with foam, shaving cream, and plastic sheets.
    • In 1996, Taco Bell announced that they had purchased the Liberty Bell in America, renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. This did not sit well with some citizens, who contacted Philidelphia's National Historic Park for answers. However, the joke was revealed a few hours later. Then-White House press secretary Mike McCurry even got in on the fun, stating that the Lincoln Memorial had also been purchased and would be renamed as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial.
    • In 1998, Burger King advertised a new "left-handed Whopper". However, said Whopper was just the same as the original, with the only difference being that the condiments were rotated 180 degrees. Amusingly, Burger King reported that a number of customers had ordered the new Whopper on that day, with a few even specifying the desire for a "right-handed Whopper".
    • In 1997, a number of comic strips swapped artists for a day. Involved strips included Dilbert, Family Circus, Garfield, Blondie, and Baby Blues.
    • In 2008, BBC released footage of flying penguins. After April Fool's, they released a follow-up video in which they demonstrated how the special effects that allowed the penguins to "fly" worked.
    • In 2002, the British supermarket chain Tesco promoted "whistling carrots", which would produce a 97 decibel signal when fully cooked.
    • In 2008, YouTube relinked all of their featured videos to the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
    • In 1980, BBC reported that Big Ben would be switching over to digital time-telling. Unfortunately, this joke backfired and upset listeners. As such, BBC spent several days apologizing for the stunt.
    • And finally, although it didn't happen on April Fool's, special mention must be given to the greatest joke of them all: Melee Bowser.
    I unfortunately don’t have a really funny April Fool’s prank set up for All-Star Strife, but what I do have are four new jobs relating to Cave Story, Shantae, Limbo, and Geometry Dash! The deadline for said jobs has been extended to tomorrow afternoon, so please don’t hesitate to show us what you’ve got!

    this is a certified hood classic
    good morning to everyone except melee bowser
    With the second Sonic movie on the horizon, I want to get some things off my chest about the first one.
    If I'm going to be 100% honest, Sonic 1 is an okay movie. I know everyone compares it to Hop and all, but be real; Is anyone THAT harsh about Hop? It's an inoffensive kid's film, and Sonic 1 is an inoffensive kid's film. It's not exactly peak cinema, but there's nothing terrible about it. It's a perfectly servicable movie.

    That said, it's not a good Sonic movie. I know I just said it's an okay movie, but that was just based on the actual structure of the film itself. The main problem with the Sonic movie is that it's about Sonic.

    Sonic is a character people have passion for. Sonic is a character people were excited to see come to the big screen. So even though I think Sonic 1 is a fine movie, I can't exactly blame diehard Sonic fans for having problems with the movie we got. Sonic shouldn't have gotten a generic buddy cop movie, even if said buddy cop movie isn't terrible.

    It's a situation very similar to Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Technically speaking, the game is solid and can actually be pretty fun (although it does have its issues). The problem stems from the fact that the Banjo-Kazooie IP was attached; It had been years since Banjo-Tooie, so people were naturally upset that N&B wasn't entirely in line with the original duology of games.

    (This isn't to say that critique towards N&B or the Sonic movies based on the source material isn't valid; Both products could have done more to be more faithful to their original source material without entirely losing their vision and still being fine, and the former could have been more upfront with its goals during promotion. I'm just saying that I consider the backlash towards the two products comes from a very similar place.)

    To try and wrap things up, I will restate that the first Sonic movie, while not a bad film in principle, strayed too far away from the source material without doing enough to justify its deviations from the Sonic games, and it's completely understandable why many Sonic fans are turned off by it. It's a fine movie, but it's not a Sonic movie.

    In any case, though, Sonic 2 seems to be striving to remedy this problem at least partially, and I am confident in saying that it'll be better than the first movie.

    tl;dr: y'all owe the angry birds movie an apology
    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Honestly I like the Sonic movie specifically because it is a Westernised, unfaithful adaptation that has no apologies about doing its own thing - same goes for Detective Pikachu. That's also why I'm not too interested in the sequel
    FazDude
    FazDude
    That's fair. Like I said, Sonic 1 isn't a bad movie, and I do think there are things to enjoy/appreciate with it; I just think that it failed to really capture diehard Sonic fans in the same way Detective Pikachu got Pokemon fans invested (although part of that is owed to the human + furry sidekick dynamic working much better with pokemon than sonic for obvious reasons).
    Gonna try and get this in before the influx of BOTW 2 delay posts; Apparently there's a screenshot depicting Link with a broken Master Sword? Can I get a source on this?
    The fact that two of Nintendo's most famous characters are named after a landlord and a lawyer is really amusing

    EDIT: I wanted to revise my initial statement which I feel I worded poorly; I do hold a lot of respect towards said landlord and lawyer and find Nintendo's gesture to them really nice, but with their signifigance to Nintendo's early success aside, there's just something funny about it.
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    Wario Wario Wario
    Wario Wario Wario
    Ahh yes, the late-2000s-to-early 2010s cartoon cycle.
    You are a semi-serious, serialised, edgy kids' cartoon​
    You are a silly gross-out kids' comedy​
    You are admired upon debut and during your long run for your many mysteries and overarcing plot​
    You are loathed at worst and ignored at best upon debut, subject #1 is used as an example for what you "should've aimed for"​
    People start to poke holes in your storytelling and lament your switch to serialisation​
    People begin to appreciate your show's retro-style absurdity while kids who grew up on it gain access to social media​
    Negative comparisons to subject #2 through semi-ironic memes​
    Favourable comparisons to subject #1 through semi-ironic memes​

    Not saying this applies to Invincible of course, too recent and not really comparable in this respect given it's for adults and fully serious, moreso just a pattern I've noticed that relates to Uncle Grandpa in particular.
    Wigglerman
    Wigglerman
    I can't even wrap my head around the name of that show, let alone try to watch it. Who even thought that was a good name, or even an OK name? Like...the heck?
    I just noticed Luigi is the only one of the Mario brothers to do anything in the Super Show cartoon opening (as in the shorter intro that precedes the cartoon segments, not the full one that precedes the entire show). He’s the only one actually trying to fix the plumbing before getting sucked into the Mushroom World, and upon arriving, he takes out all the Koopa Troopas (on accident, yes, but still) while Mario’s the one smiling at the end like he did something.
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