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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2022

I think this is my new favourite public domain character

Fantomah

Fantomah, the "Mystery Woman of the Jungle," is a mysterious goddess-like being who protects the jungles of Africa. She has vast magical power, to the point of being practically omnipotent, and can transform herself into a frightening blue phantom/skeleton creature as well as a floating skull...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2022

Our second weekly fighter and stage submissions are on! Donkey Kong newcomers and big stages!

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Mario Platforming stage: Mushroom Kingdom - primary enemies: Goomba, Koopa Troopa Vs. Goomba team and giant Piranha Plant on Mushroom Kingdom U Platforming stage: Underground - Primary enemies: Lakitu, Buzzy Beetle Platforming stage: New Donk City - Primary enemies: Trouble Bug, Klaptrap Vs...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2022

I decided to make - wouldn't really call them wishlists (I'm not invested in Multiversus and only have a passing interest in Fraymakers) - moreso "who I'd add if I could" lists - for the major crossover platfighters. I think the main takeaway here is that 1. elders, babies, and snakes are my ideal fighting game characters and 2. I am terrible at graphic design.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2022

I teel Oompa Loompas would be pretty cool in Multiversus. Give me that capoeira goodness.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2022

mmm goku meat

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2022

The Backyardigans box meme loses all comedy value if not sped up to double speed

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

After starting Mario Smash, I've started to feel a lot more guilty in participating in early jobs for creation threads without the intent of partaking further. Even if my submission or 2nd voted wins, I'm probably not gonna stick around for the Vs. Capcom thread unless it ends up being Kelloggs for example

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

People have already pointed out how strange a name "Little Baby Bum" is for a nursery rhyme channel, but honestly a name that could be UNINTENTIONALLY for the love of god im not trying to cancel cocomelon i'm not petty like pewdiepie is read as "cocoa-watermelon" rubs me a much worse way.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Damn, I never expected in my life to openly see Pixar and Disney corporate beef (I was 4 when Circle 7 closed). I could always tell there was some strife between Disney corporate and Disney storytellers.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

The more I go down the "Sonic in unpopular in Japan" rabbithole, the more "oof" it gets.

This is the most viewed video I found while YouTube searching Sonic's (full) Japanese name that isn't either English made with Japanese tags or Japanese made with an English localised title and description (the latter of which there was only one of for the full name, a little more showed up with just "Sonic", but still not much)

2.3 Million.

Oof.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Usually other platform fighters are seen as "substitutes" for an official Smash role, but in the case of Sonic people pretty much only want his movie counterpart in NASB because of how poorly he was handled in Brawl. Even though Sonic isn't topping (or even making) the fan polls or anything, he does still come up in discussion a lot more than other non-Nick Paramount properties and I imagine he wouldn't even be considered in passing by the NASB fandom if he weren't already in Smash. (or, of course, treated with more respect there)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Speaking of ragtime, they should add a Brewster's Roost stage to Smash for the sole purpose of having a Western bar fight-style Animal Crossing ragtime remix made for it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

80s arcade game developers composing the most maliciously catchy 1-minute ragtime loops to ever exist

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

WE WON GAMERS

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Menu music in traditional fighting games designed to be taken seriously that do not feature Yoshi:

Menu music in a literal party game that punishes you for taking it seriously and features Yoshi:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

While I like that Banjo is in Smash, (despite his moveset not being well executed) it also feels extremely ill-advised for a game building itself up as a "celebration of gaming" to skip over Master Chief or Marcus Fenix for Banjo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Lego Peach being revealed on Mar10 is setting a dangerous prescedent

No, we are not getting a 3D Donkey Kong reveal on November the 4th, even if 11-4 can mean DK.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Our first job for Adventure mode routes is on! Also, Peach + Baby Bros. alts, projectile items, and sports stage + Baby Bros. moveset voting.

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I'm thinking perhaps 2 fighter subs every week until around 35 or so is achieved, and then the remaining 15 or so are submitted once every (other?) week? does that sound fair, or too fast? I want this thread to move quickly, but also not end in a flash. I like that. Assuming the rest of the...

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GUYS HE CAN BE IN NASB

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2022

Peach's down smash: making alt costume ideas a logistic nightmare since 2001.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Just a reminder that stage submissions are open on the Mario Smash thread!

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I'm thinking perhaps 2 fighter subs every week until around 35 or so is achieved, and then the remaining 15 or so are submitted once every (other?) week? does that sound fair, or too fast? I want this thread to move quickly, but also not end in a flash. I like that. Assuming the rest of the...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

On the reaction thread, not only was there a triple ninja, but two of the posts on that ninja were reacting to the same post with a comment about The Dover Boys.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

I love it when in-universe fictional characters are playable in games based on established IP, not like a guy in a costume or anything, but just... that character exists now. Nobody questions it. I especially like this in crossovers.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

It's kinda funny how to a lot of people, Squirtle and Ivysaur are just "the boring attachments to Charizard", but I see Charizard more as the "boring attachment to Squirtle and Ivysaur."

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

I like the idea of having a game character in what is otherwise a cartoon crossover linked only by origin company/brand, but Tak probably shouldn't be in NASB because... kinda... well... his show and games are... racist. No "kinda"s about it, Tak & the Power of Juju was racist. Not maliciously so per say, but certainly a relic best left in the past unless given HEAVY retoolong.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Lincoln Loud in NASB is kinda funny because I only chose to play him out of contrarianism - I have no attachment to his show and his defensive bait-and-punish/turtle playstyle is completely out of place with my stronger & more aggressive bruiser mains (Nigel; Helga; and Ren & Stimpy), but I saw people dissing Lincoln as "lame" and "for zoomers" pre-launch and knew I had to play him from there. Even though I'm terrible with him compared to the other 3 and would probably do better online by switching out his 4th wheel spot for CatDog or Reptar, I find him too fun to quit - his spacing based playstyle allows me to move around a lot, and movement in this game is utterly heavenly, like an ADHD platform fighting sugar rush.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Classy as always Vailskibum, classy as always

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

I just got a Rocket League ad that used the "cutesy bait and switch".

That schtick was old when Blur did it in the 2000s.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

shoutouts to Lego Peach for not having the ****ing lego woman waist

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Similarly to Pythra, I'm quite grateful for Min Min getting in Smash because of the punch to the gut she was - but her cautionary tale was less "don't get hyped for being advertised to" and moreso "source material accuracy and references aren't inherently good for moveset design", which is something I've seen a lot more people openly say after the SSBU DLC.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Apparently today's state of play is Japanese games focused? I'll have to tune in on the 0.00000001% offchance of PaRappa 3

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Welp, that's going in my "funny dates to post a haha status about" list - the birth of the Mug Dog.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Reject adulthood and return to baby! Changes between the Baby Bros. and Ice Climbers are open! plus, sports stages!

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I'm thinking perhaps 2 fighter subs every week until around 35 or so is achieved, and then the remaining 15 or so are submitted once every (other?) week? does that sound fair, or too fast? I want this thread to move quickly, but also not end in a flash. I like that. Assuming the rest of the...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

Nintendo starting an achievements service 2 decades late and having the first achievement literally be "play 80s Mario for at least a second" is the most Nintendo thing they could've done.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

We're submitting sports stages, and voting for a new clone fighter + retro graphics stage!

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I'm thinking perhaps 2 fighter subs every week until around 35 or so is achieved, and then the remaining 15 or so are submitted once every (other?) week? does that sound fair, or too fast? I want this thread to move quickly, but also not end in a flash. I like that. Assuming the rest of the...

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

I find it so funny how Nintendo Directs, one of the most game-changing (for better or worse, probably the latter) PR moves in gaming history, began with Shrek singing Thriller.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2022

I had a dream where an upcoming game called "Silk Song" was cancelled because its creator pissed into a public pool and posted a video online - however, "Hollow Knight: Silksong" was not cancelled and I was literally the only person in the entire world confused over the two games.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2022

Is this a "challenge" or a "challenge"?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2022

People praise Nintendo a lot for "not imitating their rivals" but honestly I think that's one of their biggest weaknesses. I want to see Nintendo have a go at their own Game Pass, produce remakes more often, make serious non-cardboard attempts at VR, so on.

I also think not always giving fans what they want, something often struck as a weakness of Nintendo, is one of their greatest strengths and attempting to go aganst it was why SSBU (DLC especially) turned out to be such a mess IMO.

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